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1, I really want to have a head that can be taken off casually. If anyone pretends to force me, I'll drag his head off and scare him to death!

I hope I can live in the world like a devil in the future, heartless and rich, and I will give up anything that holds me back.

3, those are right or wrong, you don't need to care about those opinions, they have mouths, not necessarily brains.

If the person you love is not me, you will fail even if you succeed.

5, I repeat, I like you, I can't wait to fuck you and regenerate you.

6. I procrastinate because I have capital. What capital do you have to be arrogant in front of me? You are just a piece of shit.

7. You have your style and I have my principles. Don't use your style to undermine my principles.

8. Be kind when you should be kind. Don't be patient when you should scold. Be polite everywhere. That's a bad guy.

9. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still need to pick a date?

10, when you grow up, you should be sensible, be a kind and measured person, and you can't call names when you see annoying people, even if you are unhappy. Calm down, imitate that guy and cut him.

1 1, when you have something, I won't hit her, I will kill her directly!

12, there is no high cold, just look at how well you know me; No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.

13, as long as the object changes quickly, there is no sadness but love.

14, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man's side all day. Who gave you another look?

15, should I cut off your tongue and stop you from saying love words to other women?

16, love if you like, and dump if you are bored. I am the most swinging, and no one is cooler than me.

17, I want to be with you, I want to hear you say that I love you, and I want to see you follow me every day, so be my dog.

18, I can apologize, but you must listen on your knees.

19, if there is no shelter for you, then learn to cut through the thorns and face everything by yourself.