No smoking, no drinking.

Paralyze yourself with alcohol until the wound stops hurting. No amount of pure alcohol can paralyze my love for you.

Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

Tell me before you come back, I'm so diligent, I'd better buy you a drink!

4. Those dissolute years. You are not crazy, noisy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, staying up late, drinking, shopping or puppy love, just because you want to study.

5. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

6. People in rivers and lakes can't live without wine; How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

7. Men don't drink, live like dogs, and live in the world for nothing; Live like a eunuch and can't make good friends.

8. When I am lonely, I bow my head and follow other people's shoes on the road.

9. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary!

10. Football joke: Rhoda said to his teammates: Kick China and go by yourself, but don't go. Then the other members of the Brazilian team went to the bar to drink. In the first minute, Rhoda scored a goal for N people in a row. In the end, Brazil lost. Ronaldinho comforted and said, nothing, it's not easy to fight like this. Why are people at home? Rhoda was very depressed: what, in the first minute, he collided with the opposing striker in the penalty area and was sent off together.

1 1. I play flower protection, watch X, how about drinking? Anyway, you don't love me, no one cares if you do something.

12. Don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years. Thrift is the secret of getting rich.

13. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

14. If you don't drink, who will?

15. Ordinary women don't drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

16. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

17. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty of help the wall, I won't go even if I walk half a catty.

18. I said, I am not good, because I am not a lady, I am not gentle, I am overbearing, I drink, and I like to play. You say you like me, that's all, and you're not good.

19. Men don't drink, live like dogs, and live in the world for nothing; Live like a eunuch and can't make good friends.

20. You won't date, fall in love, go out to play, drink, be crazy, rebel, party or run wild just because you want to study. Did the dog eat your youth?

2 1. Women who surf the Internet after drinking dry. She belongs to an uninhibited woman, has a hot personality and is an excellent confidante.

22. Drinking tears is the truest thing. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

23. Elegy after elegy is endless. Looks like bitter tea in your heart, smoking a cigarette? Drinking? At my age, I am exhausted. Who can know that my sky is gray?

24. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".