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Eat in the sun and send humorous sentences to friends.

Some people are worried about exams, others are worried about elections, and only I am worried about what to eat every day.

I will continue to cook in this smelly and rotten day.

3. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a dry meal.

I am either cooking or thinking about you.

The desert is lonely, so you can't be late for dinner. Rivers flow into the sea, and I am the strongest in the canteen.

6. People who do nothing like to sleep until dinner.

7. You come to my house for dinner, and I'll cook it myself.

8. "If you are good-looking, you can join a women's group. We usually engage in the US group. "

9. Dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

10. Don't cry for your feelings, just stay up all night.

1 1. You should quietly become a fat man, finish the meal in the canteen and let others have nothing to do.

12. "The happiest thing is to have dinner with the person you like."

13. The desert is lonely and straight, and you can't eat late.

14. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a rice man!

15. "Nothing can't be solved by a meal. If so, do it twice. "

16. Forget about love. Beauty only loves rice.

17. Today's unhappiness is over, and tomorrow is still brilliant, rice man.

18. Come on! Dry rice man! Go to work every day Eating more snacks should be bad and fat, right?

19. Dry people eat more and more every day. The more they sleep, the more sleepy they are. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

20. Mobilize the power of the fans in the group, report the latest and best food trends, and eat together in groups.

2 1. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. I can only join the US Mission if I cook rice.

22. There is no bad food, only a strong dry rice man.

23. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in.

24. "Don't turn your youth into rice seedlings. Love has no taste of rice. "

25. People are at school, hugging and holding high with their boyfriends. I'm at school, it's time to order dry rice!

26. Eat delicious food, join the group and join the group owner. If you can't join the group, add the group owner to pull you into the group.

27. Run like a canteen to the person you like.

28. Nothing can't be solved by a dry meal. If yes, do it twice.

29. "loving all food is the rule of a dry rice man."

30. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight.

3 1. As long as you keep cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook!

32. Dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

On the road of no return, human beings are never lonely.

34. The only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

35. A dry rice man and a dry rice soul eat in a pot. A dry man is full of energy and can't enter the door when he is full. A dry rice man has a big appetite, eats the world with a big mouth and loves to be sleepy. When it's time for dinner, he will be full of energy. You and I are both kings of rice.

36. "Never lag behind others, because leftovers are reserved for slow runners."

37. Falling in love will only affect the speed of my cooking.

38. "An honest lifestyle is actually doing what your body wants to do, eating when you are hungry, and not lying when you love."

39. "Dry rice man, dry rice soul, dry rice man lost his meal card, which is equivalent to losing his soul."

40. King of sleeping in class, king of dry rice in canteen, king of off-campus express company, and king of a cup of milk tea every day.

4 1. Dry all the meals in the canteen and let others have nothing to do.

42. On the way to dinner, the wind was sweet.

43. "If you are hungry, would you like something to eat? If you are sleepy, do you want to sleep? If you like, do you want to fall in love? "

44. "Dry rice is really happy, and falling in love will only affect the speed of my dry rice."

45. "My youth is mediocre, no one surprises me, only endless homework and endless meals."

46. Others go to club activities after class, go back to the dormitory to catch plays, and go to the library to swim in the ocean of knowledge. Go straight to the canteen to eat after class!

47. "I know nothing but rice and you."

Humorous Sentences of Sun Wa in 2022 Friends Circle

Dear baby, you are the best gift from God. I only wish you good health and happy growth, and your parents will always love you.

At the moment, this little man sleeps beside me and looks at his face. He is very happy! Love you, my baby!

Abuse me thousands of times every day and treat you as your first love.

All my love is on you.

What's wrong with working harder for you?

Dear baby, you are the fruit of parents' love next season, and your smile is the joy of the whole world.

7. No matter what festival it is, you are my most high-profile declaration.

8. Every baby is an angel who falls into the mortal world, clean, simple and naive. I don't love you enough when I am quiet, and I am angry and laughing when I am naughty.

9. All love is given to our children, to accompany them to grow up and fly together!

10. As vast as the sea, as warm as sunshine, as sweet as rain and dew, as selfless as candles, as endless as time.

1 1. Baby girl, mom and dad love you!

12. Baby, mom will use all her strength to protect you, help you, love you, and shine your life with all her sunshine.

13. Your cuteness can cure all unlovable things.

14. Baby, your healthy growth is the greatest happiness of our family.

15. Mom only expects the baby to grow up healthily, happily and safely! Baby, mom loves you.

16. Thank you for inspiring me every day.

17. Your cuteness is the best medicine to cure life.

18. Message to the baby: I wish the baby a healthy growth! Happy, happy! You must have a successful career in the future!

19. I have the honor to protect you with the rest of my life.

20. You give me more sweetness than bitterness.

2 1. If you can, who wants to wear armor, but for my beloved weakness.

22. Teletubbies are in the sun.

23. There is love in the heart and light in the eyes. The little angel grew up happily in the gorgeous sunshine.

24. Brother, where's your tail?

25. Son, I am not an outstanding educator, and I have no successful feat, let alone a commendable masterpiece. I just harvested the transformation of myself and the sublimation of my soul in the plain. It is said that maternal love is great, and it pays not only sweat, but also hard work. Just to open your locked heart and nourish your strong growth.

26. A sunny weekend morning, carrying the baby, sitting in the car and going out to bask in the sun ... Today is Friday. ...

27. When I secretly let go of your hand and watched you carefully learn to walk, you didn't understand the sadness in your heart, so you didn't look back happily.

28. At this moment, you are like a blank sheet of paper, but you don't need your mother to draw every stroke for you.

Baby, you should know that we are willing to give you youthful eyes, excellent temperament, healthy body and everything we can give. All love is abbreviation in the way you look at the world. May our blessing be a kind of shelter, open an auspicious and splendid lotus, and you will be happy, healthy and happy among the flowers!

30. tanning people are lazy.

3 1. You will always be the reason why I love life.

I remember the way you smiled.

33. When you are soft, you put on the hardest armor.

I thought the world was far away before, but when I saw your lovely eyes, I knew the world was you by my side.

35. Smile, baby. I just feel that the first cry you came into the world is still ringing in my ears, and your babbling is still coming from afar. Blessing song, your birthday last year, is still haunting. Dear baby, I miss you every moment of every day!

36. Take some photos of the baby and take a bubble.

37. I still can't get tired of watching it day and night.

38. Spend every day healthily!

39. I don't know what made me so happy, so I lay down with a smile.

40. Baby, you will always be your mother's intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and every day with you is happy! Mom wishes you health and happiness forever! Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.

I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they can transfer, I am willing to give you my share! Happy birthday!

42. You grew up cute, cute, naughty and funny.

Baby, watching you grow up happily, we sincerely feel that no matter how many hardships you go through, it is worth it.

44. Dear Baby: Because of you, everything has become more perfect. Dear baby, welcome to this beautiful world. I wish you healthy growth and happiness on this long road of life!

45. May you enjoy all the happiness you expect, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless joy!

46. Grind a happy needle, draw a happy line, put on good luck and sew a lucky dress for the baby ~ I wish the baby a hundred days of happiness, all the best, all the best!

47. It was your arrival that lit up our lives and gave them new meaning.

48. Mom has three wishes: First, your father works smoothly; Second, family members are healthy; Third, you grow fast.

49. My years are warm and happy because of you.

50. Baby, I can't help kissing you hard after watching you sleeping countless times. That is a feeling of happiness beyond words!

5 1. The road ahead is still long, but you let hope grow on my wings. Willing to take you to fly.

52. Children do well in school and take the initiative to go to cram schools every week.

53. Little guy, lovely love.

54. I haven't dried my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the presence.

55. You are so cute that my mother can't put it down. My mother always likes to take you with her every business trip. I remember my mother climbing Lushan mountain behind your back, and everyone laughed at me. Yes, your smiling face is mom's greatest happiness! Slowly, you go from playing with your uncles and aunts to climbing the mountain and taking the wooden bridge by yourself, and actively exchange performances with you. Suddenly, my mother realized that you had grown up.

56. Employers and employees have money, leisure and children, and they are endless. No matter what happens at ordinary times, I am the winner of life at this moment!

57. Baby, the sweetness you gave me has overshadowed the bitterness. Growing up with you is a university question. I will study hard and grow up with you!

58. You are the best gift from God!

59. Bright season welcomes you. The world has changed because of you.

60. Every day, be lively, happy, loving and healthy! Happy new year is coming, the deer bell is ringing, happy new year is coming, I give you a gift to light up your future. Say hello and I'll send my best wishes.

The sentence of low-key sunbathing in the circle of friends is a classic short sentence of sunbathing in the circle of friends.

One, in a blink of an eye, a year has passed and my baby has grown up by one year. From babbling to now, you have brought endless joy to our life for more than a year. Your little heart is full of emotional warmth, and many actions have deeply touched us.

Second, the wonderful season welcomes you. The world has changed because of you.

Third, lovely girl, you are the darling of mom and dad, I hope you grow up healthily!

Fourth, you have a pair of wings. Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life.

5. I wish the baby a healthy growth, everyone loves him, and he is smart and lively. He will be admitted to a famous university in the future, and his future is bright!

Six, mom and dad two hearts together are wings, we will escort you with all our love, no matter how long the world is, may your dreams fly everywhere!

Seven, now you, say what you see, what is this? Let me have a look and smile. You are slowly reading the world.

Dear baby, you are the best gift from God. I only wish you good health and happy growth, and your parents will always love you.

Dear baby: Everything is better because of you. Dear baby, welcome to this beautiful world. I wish you healthy growth and happiness on this long road of life!

Ten, how many lonely days are full of warmth because of you, how many dull days are full of happiness because of you, how many unhappy days are all calm because of you, and how many happy days are sweeter because of you! Oh, my little baby, how can I not love you? I can lose everything in this world, but I can't live without you. You are my greatest success and happiness in this world!

Eleven, you are two years old, and your life has gone step by step. At this time next year, you will be a child entering kindergarten, and a brand-new world will be presented to you. Will you be a lovely and clever little princess or a naughty and clever little girl in kindergarten? Will you make new good friends? Would you like a cute little boy? Will mom get used to life without you when she goes to kindergarten?

Twelve, I am not so inferior, not so confident, and not as narcissistic as Spongebob.

Thirteen, the road ahead is still long, but you let hope bear on my wings. Willing to take you to fly.

Being with you consumes my youth, but you hurt me so deeply.

Fifteen, mother has three wishes: first, your father works smoothly; Second, family members are healthy; Third, you grow fast.

Sixteen, a beautiful painting, you have to draw it with a pen, no matter how difficult it is, I will accompany it with my love.

17. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand and stick the green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

18. May you be the wind with white sails; May you be a boat, breaking waves. Life smiles in front of you, take a brave step forward and embrace colorful life.

Nineteen, my child, your arrival has lit up our lives and given us new meaning.

Listen to your father's footsteps coming back, baby, we are all waiting for you, waiting for hope, we will be happy to listen to your coquetry and watch you fall asleep with you in the world!

Do you know, son, from the moment you were born, your mother felt that she was the happiest person in the world!

Sun Wa's Humorous Mood in the Circle of Friends (40 sentences)

Talk about the humorous mood of Sun Wa in a circle of friends. 1. The sun, the moon and the stars are all you want me to indulge in babysitting, and I am getting thinner every day. ...

2. A beautiful picture, you need to paint it with a brush, no matter how difficult it is, you must have my baby.

When you are babbling, I know you need more than mom and dad.

Dear baby, you are the best gift from God. I only wish you good health and happy growth. My parents will love you forever.

I hope you can grow into a tree in the future. My mother doesn't expect to enjoy the cool under your tree. I just want to witness the process of your growth from a small sapling to a big tree.

6. I failed myself for you. I love you, my armor and weakness.

7. I don't know what made me so happy, so I smiled and lay down.

8. Baby, you are proud of your mother today, and your mother will be proud of you tomorrow. I wish your baby happiness and health forever.

9. Bears belong to bears, but is my baby smart?

10. I have never seen you, but I have loved you for a long time, and I still can't get tired of watching it day and night.

1 1. Sleeping little mermaid.

12. Baby, I can't help kissing you mercilessly after seeing you sleeping countless times. It's a feeling of happiness beyond words.

13. When I secretly let go of your hand and watched you learn to walk carefully, you didn't understand sadness in your heart, so you didn't look back happily.

14. Whether you are happy or naughty, as long as you are healthy and safe, I will be as calm as water.

15. I am grateful that my little baby came to my mother's side, and her mother will try her best to accompany me with the love of her life.

16. Development Notes of Super Daddy: Become more careful, considerate and caring than me.

17. You are the warmth that Mom and Dad met unexpectedly.

18. Because of you, my world has become so messy and perfect.

19. Son, I am not an outstanding educator, and I have no successful feat, let alone a commendable masterpiece. I just harvested the transformation of myself and the sublimation of my soul in the plain. It is said that maternal love is great, and it pays not only sweat, but also hard work. Just to open your locked heart and nourish your strong growth.

20. We will always be by your side. No matter what difficulties you encounter, even if you have to face the whole world, please don't forget that your parents love you and will always support you.

Talk about the humorous mood of the sunbathing baby in the circle of friends Part 2 2 1. Remember, when you cry, my mother is waiting for you here, my child.

22. I have heard thousands of words about perfection, but they are not as cute as you are.

23. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. Since then, the world has added a touch of attractive color, and many perfect memories have been added to the painting screen of my life.

24. If you can, who wants to wear armor, just for my beloved weakness.

When you grow up, I hope you don't think I nag about trivial things. No matter how difficult and tiring the growth process is, you should not let go and shrink back easily.

X years after I met you, my love for you only increased.

27. Your every move is what I care about most.

Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road in front of you is golden. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future.

29. Little Sleeping Beauty, I didn't wake up when I checked. I hope you grow up quickly and take you out to eat everywhere! You should love this ... hemp!

30. All beings are bitter, but you are sweet, and my years are warm because of you.

3 1. If possible, who wants to wear armor, but for my beloved weakness.

32. You are mom's chocolate, smart, unforgettable and hardworking.

33. Not every spray is directed at the beach, not every star is directed at night, not every drizzle is directed at wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby is happy for you! Congratulations!

34. Sleeping is a little angel painting, but waking up is a little devil.

35. Record every unrepeatable moment in your life.

36. People who get a tan are lazy.

37. My years are warm and happy because of you.

38. Baby, now you are the beginning of a beautiful fairy tale. The following story may be inclusive, but it must be beautiful; This is a beautiful morning light. There may be wind and rain, but there will be bright sunshine to meet.

39. Your loveliness is the best medicine to cure life.

40. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences that are not as lovely as you.