The most shocking thing about QQ space

1. Since I got mental illness, I have become more energetic.

2. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

3. When I am no longer lonely, who will accompany me?

4. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!

5. The road to success is always under construction.

6. Others have a background, but I have a back view.

7. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

8. If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. If we don’t review for the final, we will be finished.

9. Say sorry to yourself because you have made things difficult for yourself for others.

10. If you like it, have it. Don’t be afraid of the consequences.

11. You are the landlord of my land.

12. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

13. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake!

14. Concentrating on memories in a daze, covered with bruises; looking back suddenly, it is unbearable to look at.

15. Don’t be afraid of Touer bringing tools, just be afraid that Touer understands technology!

16. Don’t think that people you can’t let go of will also be unable to let you go. Fish will die without water, but water without fish will be clearer.

17. My name on my girlfriend’s mobile phone is him. After we broke up, I became it.

18. We are still so numb when facing Yali.

19. Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy a piece of wool, but I actually used shearing!

20. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future.

21. My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

22. Being well versed in the world but not worldly is the kindest maturity.

23. If it rains handsome men from the sky, then let the rain kill me!

24. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

25. Love should be spoken loudly, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which one will come first!

26. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late.

27. Why do girls always think others are more beautiful, while boys always think they are handsome?

28. I am small-minded but not lacking. I am good-tempered, but not without.

29. The advantage of being a Shar-Pei is that its expression when sad is the same as usual.

30. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock; I like your personality, but not your gender!

31. I love you sincerely, but telling you is a big adventure.

32. Sad people like to drink wine, while lonely people like to sing old songs.

33. I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.

34. Celebrities can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took off all my clothes!

35. I thought you were just a ball, but unexpectedly, you really are a ball.

36. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.

37. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it.

38. People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, like me.

39. An impulsive girl like me should be given a good amount of money to calm down.

40. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

41. In the blink of an eye, the earth has changed, and it has nothing to do with romance or love.

42. There will no longer be little match girls in this world, only little girls selling matches.

43. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

44. If the enemy does not move, I will not move.

The enemy moved, but I remained motionless.

45. One day, when I have the power, I will kill all the dogs in the world who have failed me.

46. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

47. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

48. When I was a child, I often struggled: When I grow up, should I go to Tsinghua University or Peking University? When I grew up, I discovered: I really thought too much.

49. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

50. We are all thousand-year-old foxes. What kind of fairy tales do you want to play with me?

51. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

52. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

53. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

54. It is said that women like to hear sweet words, but in fact, men like to hear them more.

55. I want to be thin and become a bolt of lightning, lighting up all the fat people.

56. Only by experiencing hardship can you drive a Land Rover. If you are young and do not work hard, you can only drive Xiali.

57. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams, and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would enjoy school very much.

58. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

59. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself, it doesn’t matter, the more important thing is to participate.

60. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

61. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

62. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law will beat you up.

63. I don’t take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don’t know whether I am important.

64. Don’t use honey traps on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.

65. The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

66. Thinness is what I want, and meat is what I want. You can’t have both. You have to give up thinness and get meat.

67 When I get married and have a wedding reception, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women who are confused about them at a separate table, and then I will toast them one by one.

68. We will know what happens tomorrow.

69. The century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

70. Whoever takes whom seriously will feel sorry for whom.

71. I am almost driven to death by these crazy bees and butterflies. I can't go on like this, I want to run away!

72. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

73. The teacher’s classic lie: I treat all students equally regardless of whether they are good students or bad students.

74. There are not many ladies in the world, but there are many who can dress up.

75. Asking what money is in the world is just a matter of life and death.

76. If mosquitoes stopped sucking blood and switched to sucking fat, what a cute little life they would be.

77. Happiness is to find a warm person to spend your whole life.

78. In the single cycle, what you listen to is the lyrics, what you hum is the tune, and what you sing is the mood.

79. The words I am most proud of can no longer tell our story.

80. How can I kill you, my love?

81. I want to make myself more perfect. I am a woman who has high demands on myself.

82. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

83. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not so beautiful.

84. My face is sunny, but you can’t see the sadness behind me.

85. Food is what I want; losing weight is also what I want.

You can't have both, so I'll just leave!

86. Master, after receiving Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.

87. I hate Mondays in every way and miss Fridays in every way.

88. Choosing a good man requires methods. Before you figure out the trick, you just need to learn to say "no"!

89. Never mentioning something is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

90. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

91. The greatest tragedy in life is that youth is gone but acne remains.

92. Regarding love, I only live in the time I am with you.

93. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

94. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

95. Life must be colorful, but it must not be messy.

96. Those who are conceited will always involuntarily crow among the cranes.

97. I want the water to flow, but I also feel like peeing for no reason, pee pee.

98. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I didn’t have Han Hong’s life, I would still have Han Hong’s disease.

99. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

100. Who has no shit in life, and who does not use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

101. A lighter in the left hand and a textbook in the right hand will not light anything.

102. In order to avoid family trouble, I decided not to get married.

103. The most mysterious ** in the world: related **.

104. The people living in some areas are so pitiful. It rains almost every day!

105. After repeating it, I still kept silent and let it go. I know it is fake to hold on to your cowardice.

106. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.

107. There are many setbacks in life, so I will break your bones.

108. As long as there is a lesson in your heart, there will be lessons wherever you go.

109. If someone thinks you are stupid, just keep pretending to be stupid. Since you have nothing to do, just tease him in front of him!

110. You are loved by everyone, flowers bloom when they see you, and the lid of the coffin is opened when they see you.

111. I originally planned to search the dog, but I saw the cat pounce.

112. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

113. Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

114. When I left my hometown, the people in my hometown could no longer drink from the well water.

115. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

116. ** is thinking about how to reasonably collect taxes, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably sleep more!

117. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly if my love lasts for a long time?

118. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

119. Lucky people are like pigs and unlucky people are like people. I am a lucky unlucky person. At least I sleep like a pig.

120. People are always bitches. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it!