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What is the most sultry way to say love words in rainy days?

A person always wants to share his inner thoughts with the other person, but sometimes he can't say it on his lips, or he can't express his thoughts accurately. In the end, he will be depressed and worried that he will leave a bad impression on his sweetheart. Speaking is so simple for everyone, but what to say and how to say with your sweetheart stumbles many people. Whether it is lovers or couples, exporting "love words" from time to time helps to warm up feelings. Let's take a look at the love story routines in rainy days. What are the most provocative words?

Love talk routines that tease boys

Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!

What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

You like everything in the world, but you don't know that I only like you.

I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

I haven't seen stars since I met you. Because your eyes are full of my whole universe. Good Night!

The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

You have many advantages, but you have one disadvantage. Not good for me.

Can you help me wash things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

Do you smell something? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

? What do you bake first when you barbecue! Barbecue first. I will consider you first. ?

Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

Why did you hurt me? I hurt you? I like you so much.

Do you have to talk to me today? About what? Fall in love.

? How did the concert go on the playground? Trojan horse? All right, A Mu. ?

? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. What is this? I like you better. ?

You must come when I get married. Why? It's embarrassing to have no groom.

? Your voice in three seconds. How come? I can listen for a month. ?

? I am in good health, braving the wind and rain. I just can't help thinking about you. ?

? I think you gave me a cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. ?

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? There is no room for you.

If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes and whisper in your ear: I will accompany you with purple potatoes? .

You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.

Smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.

? I know three people who like you. Who is it? Me, me, me.

I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

I had a nightmare yesterday, without your dream.

You know what I like best? I don't know. I'm watching you.

? I suspect you are a carbonated drink. Why? Because as soon as I saw you, I was blissful. ?

I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

You are like a game. My world.

My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.

Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?

There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?

Are you stupid? Yes, Sarah. Hey.

When will you pay the rent? You have lived in my heart for a long time.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

Everything is fine here except you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.

Teasing girls' sweet talk routines

? I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. Why? It's been so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it. ?

? People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? I don't know because I have you, naughty boy. ?

? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? I don't know you, Beibi. ?

? Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It was the day when I loved you. ?

I am jealous today. Why? I am jealous at the thought that I liked you yesterday.

? Guess where my heart is. Definitely left. This is your fault. ?

? I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you directly. What should I do with my back up? Turn it over. ?

? You wait for me. I must make you look good. Ah! What are you waiting for? Come on, show me now. ?

? Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind. ?

? I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. ?

? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long What story? I miss you. ?

? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? All right. Do you like me? ?

I can't be a good person and I don't want to be a bad person. Just want to be your sweetheart.

? Can you help me with some washing? Sure, what to wash? Like me. ?

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

There is a door in my heart. It's beautiful. What door is it? The best of us.

It's a little dirty over there Can you sweep it? Sweep what? Scan my wechat.

You spell the pinyin of these three words at once: Li Ke You = I like you in English.

In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.

I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.

Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? My wife.

I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.

? Do you know what best represents me? What? Compass. Why? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?

I must have eaten too much salt. Otherwise, I will always miss you.

? I can't eat sweets recently. Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?

? Are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you find that I like you? ?

? It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me. ?

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

I want to ask you a question, which one do you choose from A to Z? I choose R. Then I choose u?

This is the receipt, that is the ticket, and you are my ticket.

From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

Do you know how to eat this beef? Let me feed you.

Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It is called explosive mud duck. Because of its loud cry, everyone calls it mud-exploding duck (I really want to hug you).

? I think you should knock on all the doors? Why do you say that? Because you knock well. ?

This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.

? Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. ?

? Do you know why he left a sun on Houyi's shooting day? I don't know, because we want to be immersed in love. ?

I have seen the Milky Way, but I like you best. Good Night!

I didn't miss you in particular. I just stayed up late and missed you. Good Night!

Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.

I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.

Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

? Do you know what you look like now For example. Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me. ?

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Can you stop talking? I didn't. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

? I'm a little afraid of you. Am I fierce? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?

Others' hearts are on the left, and mine is on your side.