100 humorous quotations from fat people

First, fat people lose weight and laugh!

Second, did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

Third, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

Four, one hundred and sixty is coming, can one hundred and eighty be far behind?

You go first and leave the rest to me!

Sixth, lose weight like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

7. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will break you.

Eight, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

I used to be very thin, so it makes me sad to think about it.

Ten, take the fat road and let others lose weight!

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

Twelve, what happened to the fat man? Fat people also have personalities!

Thirteen, fat people are not qualified to eat! Must lose weight!

People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

Fifteen, it is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?

Seventeen, with such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.

Eighteen years old, can't even save nutrition, is the scum of mankind.

You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

Twenty, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

Beautiful clothes in the mall, don't you want to wear them?

Stop eating, sisters, all of you, I beg you!

Twenty-three, only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Twenty-five, women always think they are too fat, and other women are very thin.

Twenty-six, I will wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death.

Twenty-seven, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Twenty-eight, don't just fantasize about how thin you are, and don't work hard!

29. People who love you are afraid that you are too thin, and people who know you are afraid that you are too fat.

Thirty, I want to be thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Thirty-one, fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!

Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!

It doesn't matter if people are fat, but the problem of not being fat is big.

Only as thin as firewood will your boyfriend be like fire!

Thirty-five, unshakable faith, unhappy thin.

Thirty-six, even if you die, you should be thin until you are ninety.

Thirty-seven, being fat is not your fault! It's all your fault that you came out to check illegal appliances!

38. Never mind whether others are optimistic or negative, as long as you have the courage to come with me.

Fat people have no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

Forty, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to see!

4 1, you hold on! Don't even eat! Tender and fat, dare to eat!

Forty-two, don't be afraid of failure as soon as you lose weight. Many miracles we believe will exist.

Forty-three, women will never have a thin standard, just tell others that they are fat.

Forty-four, you must be thin when you die. You won't be happy unless you lose weight to 90. I lost weight and came back.

Forty-five, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

46. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?

Forty-seven, no matter how thin, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!

Forty-eight, sister door, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

Forty-nine, want to prove to others, I can! Where is your ambition?

Fifty, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way out.

Fifty-one, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

52.let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

Fifty-three, really fat, dare to face the upturned pole, dare to increase the burden on my sister!

54. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

55. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

Fifty-six, I think I can cut it if I am so worthless, why can't you! Yes!

Fifty-seven, youth is only once, we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

59. People who like you never think you are fat, and people who hate you are afraid that you are hardly fat.

60. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

Sixty-one, if God can make me grow ten centimeters taller, I am willing to exchange it at the price of losing ten pounds.

Sixty-two, my dream at the moment is to slim down into popsicles and kill those fat people who are worried.

Sixty-three, the end of the road should be fine, don't be extremely crazy and unhappy, your hair will be white and the soil will be buried.

Sixty-four, the same sentence: to be thin is to be hungry. It's hard to lose weight if you keep eating.

Sixty-five, an inclusive woman ",that's me.

Sixty-six, you don't need health arrangements. With persistent efforts, you will be slim and hungry.

Six or seven, don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

Sixty-eight, some people are pretending to lose weight, some people are following suit, and some people just want to laugh at others.

Sixty-nine, you must be thin when you die, and swear not to stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.

Seventy, the meaning of obesity is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?

Seventy-three, just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

Seventy-four, when I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

Seventy-five, do you often become like this from self-abuse (punching your face to be fat)? Do you need it next time!

Seventy-six, eat like a pig, fat like shit, really stupid, only meat is fat.

Seventy-seven, the key is to persist, to have confidence, others can do you better! Have your own wisdom.

In fact, I have always regarded you as my teaching material and always told myself that I must not be so fat!

Seventy-nine, the heart is there, the meat is there, and there is true love in the world. If you lose weight, you will definitely fail. Just come back after losing weight!

Eighty, seeing others lose weight 10 kg, 20 kg, I am so envious. How did they get through it? Do you know that?/You know what?

I must be friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.

Eighty-two, leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain? Neither! It's because fat people are climbing trees!

Eighty-three, the fat man is born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Hengshan, or heavier than the Himalayas.

Eighty-four, don't concentrate, find something to do, and don't always think about whether it will continue. It is very important to be tough.

Eighty-five, walk around more when you are free! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man!

86. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise.

Dieting is the only effective way. Losing weight means being hungry, having the least exercise effect, and never taking medicine, and never taking medicine when you are fat.

Eighty-eight, when you are free, go to some fashion shops to look in the mirror, and then try on some nice clothes!

I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.

Ninety, you can't wear beautiful clothes if you are in poor shape. Who else will go to see the beautiful soul these days? Because he is fat, he is often laughed at.

Ninety-one, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, and I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.

92, you have to cheer for yourself, to prove to yourself and some stupid X, even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day!

93. Actually, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. If you choose the method you believe in and stick to it, it will be effective. It is useless to doubt it from the beginning.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

95. Jolin Tsai, we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves. If they study so hard and don't eat anything, they are human beings.

96. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

97. At that time, the person who vowed that "I want to lose weight and I must succeed"-it was you!

98. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

99. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

One hundred, the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen; People who eat too much are not necessarily pigs, but also fat people!