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Talk about the mood of shopping.
2, if you say yes, you will pick your hand, but you really can't control the double eleven killing! ! !
3. I feel that if I use double 1 1, I am not afraid that I can't grab something. After all, I robbed it every time in Lu Han magazine. The point is that there have been so many pickpockets in the past two months that I have no money to buy anything. I can't afford to spend money when the living expenses arrive next month.
I will chop my hand if I buy something again! If you buy anything again, you will eat dirt!
Since there is no money if you don't buy it, there is no money if you buy it, which means you don't need money to buy things. Why not buy it if you don't want money? -To you, Double Eleven.
6, people like me don't chop their hands, cut them into eight sections and throw them into the river to feed the fish. I swear to buy nothing but food this winter. What is the ability to buy things without hanging up?
7. Go shopping again and save money to buy tickets.
8. In reality, you basically don't buy things, and the points should be picked up.
9. Go out to travel with a group and do some shopping later! Chop hands!
10, don't believe that girls will chop their hands when they say they want to buy something again, because they are avalokitesvara.
1 1, it is not easy for my old man h to make money. I've spent a lot recently, so I'll chop my hand if I buy something again! Chop hands! Chop hands!
12, Miss Octopus swore to the computer that I would chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop! So she became a young lady.
13, shopping, still can't help taking selfies at night.
14, Double Eleven Festival, if you don't buy anything, you have no money, and if you are still short of money, then buy it!
15, how to live? I get rich when others buy things. Maybe this is a man.
16, can't help but buy something for the camera. Chop hands. Feel sorry for yourself. It's a big pit! ! ! ?
17, every time I want to buy something, my dear baby stops me.
18, if I buy something again this month, I will air-dry the wine. I am serious.
19, on the double eleventh, everyone is chopping, which proves that everyone still has hands to chop, but I don't want to chop. There is no money to buy things, and there is no money to buy things. I don't understand why. I want to be quiet.
Save money! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'll chop my hand if I buy anything again!
2 1, set yourself a goal first. For example, if you buy something this month, Double Eleven will definitely not buy anything. Chop hands!
22, one afternoon plus one night, I tried my best not to throw anything away. Chop your hands before you buy something.
23, others want to chop their hands when shopping, I want to chop my feet! !
24. I'll chop my hand if I buy something again this month! ! The new salary is about to hit rock bottom.
25. This woman is simply poisonous. Every time I go shopping with her, I always end up chopping my hands.
26. It hurts to chop your hands when shopping.
27. I will go shopping with that person in the future. If I bring this up again, I'll chop off my hand.
28, double eleven won't buy anything, it has been picked in advance, and there is no love in life.
29. In order to prevent me from buying things in a hurry, I only transferred the money I wanted to buy to Alipay. Ha ha ha, you know nothing about me, witty fairies.
30. Start with an addictive mobile phone, which is too time-consuming. You should be more careful when buying things.
3 1. Every year, we buy things on Double Eleven, but the number of packages is getting smaller every year. I don't know how to spend money, so I'm anxious. Let's share something worth doing.
32, the yen exchange rate is about to explode! Finally, the American election has gone up again. The only lucky thing is that I didn't want to buy anything for the Double Eleven, so I cut my hand in advance and fled, but how can I buy it at buy buy in the future?
33. Pick up your hand if you buy something again! Double Eleven decided to uninstall a treasure!
34, it is simply the rhythm of picking hands, and shopping can't stop.
I promised not to buy anything this month, and soon I lost two pickpockets.
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