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Classic conversations with pictures are suitable for sending WeChat friends.
Everyone has dreams, and everyone can dream. I like lying on the beach and bathing in the sunshine. Under the umbrella, the whole body was covered with wet sea sand, and I fell asleep unconsciously as soon as I closed my eyes. Will those missed times linger for such a person? Three thousand days of sun and moon are enough to make my heart blue as snow, but life is a flower, the flowering period has passed, and everything is wasted.
On the road of life, you will meet many things, but don't lose one thing every time you meet one thing. Anyway, don't forget yourself. Time, the blink of an eye. Between your fingers, you may never catch it again. Therefore, cherishing is more important than blind fantasy.
Time flies, although we can't keep many things or people, some bits and pieces hidden in our hearts are always so beautiful, but there will always be a touch of sadness inadvertently. I always thought that everything in the world was beautiful, and I could walk into the corridor of memory and touch the scenery, but I didn't know how many regrets I left.
The scenery on the journey of life is not all so beautiful. With the fleeting steps, the bumpy and changeable world has also entered life. Suddenly, you are surprised again and again, and the scars again and again make you too late to heal. Pain becomes numb with time, and it also cools dreams and smiles. Gradually, I got used to watching quietly, watching one sunrise and sunset after another, and watching the seasonal cycle year after year.
In fact, nothing can't be let go. Over time, when you look back on the past, you will find that what you once thought could not be put down was just a springboard of life.
Ironically, we pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends, but we can't even solve our own problems.
You will be much happier if you realize that you are not that important to others. ...
Don't care too much about some people. If anyone asks, forget it. No explanation, no sadness.
One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.
A friend is not the first person to come, nor the person who has known him for the longest time, but the person who has never left since he came.
In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life.
The best friend, who usually makes fun of each other, has the strongest mouth, but the softest heart when you need it.
Sometimes, you choose to let go not because you can't persist, but because you find that some things are doomed to be impossible.
In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.
A good life means not dreaming, doing more, getting less, smiling often and being content.
Crying at yourself and laughing at others, this is the so-called life.
Funny talk about WeChat friends circle with pictures.
1, abstinence, do not disturb! Or I'll break the rules.
I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.
3. What if a mosquito is caught alive? Quietly put it into a roommate's mosquito net, and letting go is also a kind of love.
I didn't guess the beginning of our story, nor did I guess the end of this story.
5, don't believe any beautiful lies, such as the realization of materialism depends on your efforts!
6. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!
7. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ;
8. Never know the person you love from others, whether you feel good or not, and whether you love yourself or not.
9, when the hardware can also copy!
10. In high school, everyone has a badge. Before an inspection, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, everyone put on their bras quickly. When the inspection came, the whole room was silent.
1 1. Children who drink for an hour and bite straws for half an hour should be happy.
12, lose weight, this kind of thing is usually called by fat people and done by thin people. .
13, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh.
14,-Why does pangolin keep digging? Because he's looking for Taniyama.
15, I wanted to tell my mother to scratch my shoulder. As soon as I opened my mouth, I said, Mom, scratch my wings. .
16, professional praise for 20 years, send something, send it once every second, and the praise you have clicked can go around the world more than 20,000 times.
17. Write G-Dragon in class. I love you. The teacher caught you. Who's G-Dragon? Let G-Dragon come over after school. I can't invite you. I'll help you.
18, some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
19, can I hug you, lover? Hug you, Margobei. People miss you.
20, you send, I send, let's together.
2 1, my hair is long, and I'm worried. Don't think an old woman is not a monk just because she has long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the teacher in the arms of Taoist priests.
It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. How hot it is!
23. If you can't tell your tutor clearly, confuse him!
24, why sleep for a long time before death, will sleep after death.
25, smoking, leave the poison gas to yourself, leave the heat to the earth. It's not my fault that the earth is warming, it's all caused by paying taxes according to law. What's wrong with me smoking? I paid the tax. I smoke for money, and you smoke secondhand smoke. That's free. You don't have to pay any taxes. No tax, no right to speak.
26. Every time there is an exam, the teacher says: Next, put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the table. I really wanted to put myself up there.
27. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.
If I pass the final exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.
29. Looking at Princess Pearl all day, I feel a little sorry for Sister Rong.
30. Mr. Hao met a palm reader in the street last night and gave him 20 yuan to entrust his master with palm reading. The master looked at it for a while and said thoughtfully, brother, I think you are a nice person. I don't want to lie to you with those cliches. Why don't you pay another 20 and I'll talk to you? Mr Hao took out 20 yuan again. The master put the money away and said sincerely, Brother, if I am not mistaken, you are short of vitamin B.
3 1, ╰つafter Rain Sky Mountain hangs its southeast branch, but you broaden your horizons and hang its southeast branch for three hundred miles, which is a godsend and let it be used! Hanging its southeast branch.
32. Marry a handsome man who can cook.
On the bus, a 13-year-old boy sat in front of me with his mother beside him. Every stop of the bus will announce: Please give your seat to the old, the weak and the sick. So the little boy asked his mother, mother, what are the weaknesses of the old, the weak and the sick? Mom thought for a moment and said, it's mental retardation. The little boy turned his eyes and stopped on me. I smiled at him and he stood up and said, Uncle, please sit down.
34. If one day I am beaten, I want to know that besides my mother, there will be a woman crying her heart out, and besides my father, there will be a man who will say nothing.
35. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.
36. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
37. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.
38. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men.
39. I fell asleep in ignorance, got sick and drunk, went on a business trip with my conscience, and got depressed with joy. You can only play the careless landlords with amnesia. As a result, you were too careless and lost your memory.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
4 1, cutting off JJ and worshipping God not only hurts yourself, but also offends God!
42. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.
43. We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?
44, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, and I have feelings! Can we not pay it?
45. I am pure fiction. If I'm online, it's a ghost! Funny talk about WeChat friends circle with pictures.
46. The more attractive a coquettish woman is, the better her popularity will be. No wonder I've been online for three hours without three people talking.
47. I can't fly, no matter for whom.
48. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.
Maybe one day we must be strangers, so please leave all the misfortunes on my shoulders.
50. The prince chased out of the palace, picked up the glass shoes on the ground and lost in thought.
5 1, God, if you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!
52. I won't turn my back on love because I don't know anything. I will be cautious about love because I have a little knowledge. I will refuse love thousands of miles away because I know everything.
For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
54. A few guys said that a beautiful woman in front had a round ass, but she turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch it?
55. As soon as I arrived in Shenzhen, I met a woman who was pulling business: Big Brother, it's hard to ride on the road. Come in and have a rest!
56. Farrow said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I treat you to zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom.
57, get up to see Weibo found that the wifi at home was gone, and ran to the living room to see what was going on. As a result, dad unplugged the router. My father proudly told my mother that it was much easier than knocking on the door every morning to ask him to eat. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep.
I want to condense my life into a joke.
59. It is said that if you can't give her happiness, don't take off her clothes, but how many people have given her much happiness, but they still haven't taken off her clothes.
60. Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Live well if you lack anyone. Please keep this in mind.
6 1,-Women will never know why men like to smoke, just as men don't know how painful it is for women to have their period.
62, invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = final exam results
63. Fish said: I always open my eyes to leave your side. Water said: I have been flowing tirelessly all day, trying to surround you and hold you tightly. The pot said, it's almost fucking cooked, and there's still so much nonsense.
64. If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.
65. A monthly exam is enough to split the brain cells of thousands of children.
My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.
67. My broken grades are no longer a drag on my class, and I have already broken my legs in the class.
68. Rowing doesn't depend on oars, it depends on a wave!
69. A foreigner who has learned some Mandarin. Say hello to your secretary in the morning, will you? The young lady stared at him, and he was stunned. He immediately said to her, hello, mom!
70. Like Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.
7 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? Those latest paragraphs, talking about WeChat friends circle, have pictures.
72. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.
73. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.
74. The first half: the student ID card, the admission ticket and the ID card did not bring the second half: the listening questions, the reading questions and the composition questions did not cross the batch: the focus was on participation.
75. If you like weirdos, I'm actually pretty.
76. If there really are heroes like those in novels, then the world is really wonderful!
77. There is a grave in my heart, where widows are buried.
78. How lovely the world would be if my test scores could go up like house prices.
79. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
80. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.
8 1, the difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?
82. Old cucumbers are painted with green paint. Pretend to be young, right?
Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
84. I will invite anyone who lets me spend April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day.
85. If you scold me for being ugly, someone will love me for being ugly.
86. A girl shouted for the motherland in the face of beautiful mountains and rivers! My mother! A boy who has a crush on her hurriedly calls for the motherland! My mother-in-law
Suitable for sending classic quotations from WeChat friends circle.
A hug of melancholy, affectionate telling, right and wrong, blooming, laughing, crying, life is just passing by.
How many days, how many years, waiting for a waste, waiting for a farewell, chivalrous, ruthless, across the wound.
The meteor in the sky is cutting the ocean of life. Who is it, who is it, who has forgotten the past, and all fate is just a dream, looking at flowers in the mirror.
The heart is like running water, and the past is bleak. Just a goodbye, an oath, a promise.
The flowers across the street, the dream of the past, a lingering song, I don't know how many people's hearts have been hurt. As the old saying goes, tears shed on the world and sighed all over the world.
Ten-mile peach blossoms bloom silently, leaving the world, one is silent, the other is never seen again, what is it, what to say, just a gentle scenery, goodbye and look back.
You are the eyes of love, you are a sunny day, you are the most beautiful picture, gentle pity, goodbye awakening, dawn does not look back.
Sitting quietly watching the world, Leng Yue is on the ground and Conan is in my dream.
There is a kind of cold, I can't say it, I have a dream, I can't see it, I can't stop cutting, I'm so sad, I hate it.
Affectionate sentences can't be said, shallow dreams can't be seen, the past is the present, the future is close at hand, and the cold wind outside the window blows away the lovesickness.
Quiet, quiet heart, tears of missing have boiled the final scenery, this victory or defeat is just a trace.
Love, a scenery, a person, a past, can be said to be unforgettable, memories can only be painted as prisons.
Tianya, a world of mortals, this world, an emotional injury, a parting heart, a hazy view, right and wrong, a heartache, a feeling, an inexhaustible and impenetrable world.
Dancing in the world of mortals, laughing at my infatuation, watching me forget, hurting people's hearts, leaving endless thoughts and breaking the dream of lovesickness.
A lingering song, human scars, how much, how much affection, Sanshengyuan, Sanshengsan, Naihe Bridge, Sanshengshi, just a section, a section will never be seen again, and there will be no chance in the afterlife.
Right and wrong, the world of mortals is bumpy, how cold you wait, how many scenery I see, a song of the world, swinging all the prosperity, waking up at dawn, and finally dispersing.
The heart is still there, the dream is still there, life is impermanent, a phoenix is burning, a period of human silence, after reading the article of the ancient sentence, only the bleak streamer is left.
Fingertips are fleeting, telling other past events, still hidden in my heart, tender and picturesque, only owing an apology in this life and a smile in the afterlife, listening to the wind and rain, people reach middle age.
Classic sentences suitable for sending WeChat friends circle
First, life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, cold war or have a second regret with you.
Second, I ran up the stairs and opened the door. After praying, put on your pajamas, turn off the lights and get into bed. All this is because of the kiss you gave me when you said good night.
Third, the problem that a simple hug can solve becomes complicated.
4. From the beginning, all I paid was to pay, and your response only made it belong. Maybe one day, even this kind of belonging is unnecessary. I am still me, you are still you, and we are no longer us.
It is more difficult for two unsuitable people to live together than to find another one.
6. The lost things may not be needed when they come back.
Seven, I think this will make us cherish each other's time and cherish every minute with him. When we are not around each other, we are all working hard for each other.
Eight, no matter how much you love, you must leave a space for each other.
There is still a long way to go, so get used to parting.
Ten, see the mountain is outside the mountain, see the river is outside the river. If you can observe your own pain, you will begin to get rid of it. If the night is too cold, you can burn incense, make tea, or miss, there is always a kind of warmth. Don't lean on the old wall full of memories of you and me, there will be time to peel off.
Eleven, it doesn't seem so touching, forget it.
Twelve, Muzimei: I don't know you. I often don't know when the other person doesn't love me, why he doesn't love me, what went wrong, or didn't love me from the beginning. But men never answer such questions. Then you will find the answer for a long time and find it very tired.
Thirteen, this past year should have been a good time, a good scene, so many kinds of customs, who should I tell? You are not around, no matter where you wake up tonight. It's just the night breeze in Yang Liuan. The moonlight is melancholy everywhere.
If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please remember my smile and don't forget that I once loved you so much.
15. Don't give up your desire for intimacy for fear of rejection and injury. This will make people fall into emptiness because of lack of intimacy. Whether you drink too much, shop too much, or indulge in something else, you can't really fill it. Because your heart is always closed.
At the age of sixteen, I did everything crazy, bold and reckless, while we were young, dead and alive, while we were brave, and while I still loved you.
17. It turns out that you can't see the last moon and full moon until the wind and dust have exhausted the fragrant flowers. No matter where you are, we will get together after vicissitudes. How can the life of floating flowers be broken so easily?
Eighteen, the drama writes the world and people's hearts, and life is different. Drama is also a kind of sound, Guanyin. Looking at the suffering and prosperity of the world, the sound is in your ear.
Nineteen, the so-called fate is that I still want to meet you across Qianshan, but I have the heart to have a drink with you, and your glass is empty.
Twenty, the reason why youth makes people want to stay is because most of the stupid things we did when we were young were wonderful.
Twenty-one, a temporary sadness, talk about the tiredness and sadness that you can't love.
22. I know you want to stay the same if you don't go for a long time.
Twenty-three, just looking up at the sky with you, the common scenery on weekdays will become different.
24. We really didn't expect that we had lost the right to fight for it before we had time to fight for it.
Twenty-five, the tears of time tore off my disguise, have you ever remembered my youth?
Twenty-six, no one can accompany you unconditionally forever, you know, even the shadow will not be there when it rains.
Twenty-seven, when a man's name appears repeatedly in a woman's mouth, the subtext is that I love him, whether praising that man or scolding that man.
Twenty-eight, hiding in a certain time, missing the palm print for a while; Hide somewhere, miss someone who makes me miss you so much, stand where I come from, and stand on the road.
I don't know what's missing, except that it's you who closes your eyes.
30. The warmth and utilization between people, like the upstream and downstream of the same river, have the same root. The world has never been clean, how can people simply want to choose one?
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