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Complete description of mobile phone personality

People who are lovelorn always like to use their mobile phone as a TV remote control and press it. Now I have brought you a complete list of the personality of mobile phones. I hope you will like it!

Complete description of the personality of mobile phones

1. When you hear footsteps, lock the screen of your mobile phone, put it aside, shrink back into bed, and close your eyes. It takes seconds, perfect!

2. Walking on the road, thinking about how to say goodbye, the phone rang, hello~, there was the sound of wind whistling on the phone, scratching the eardrums sharply, and a short sound The rapid bursting sound brought a lengthy busy tone, and the call record was only 2 seconds long, but he felt like he had been delayed for a century. Running, there is a broken mobile phone downstairs. I look up and see the same smiling face as before. I'm sorry, my hand shook and it fell. It doesn't matter, let's get married.

3. Real letting go is not about blocking Q, not not contacting you, not unfollowing you, not deleting your phone number. It is when you intentionally or unintentionally see him talking about feelings late at night

4. Today’s life is either played with mobile phones or computers. Put down the mouse and pick up the phone.

5. A classmate’s cell phone suddenly rang in class. What shocked me was that his ringtone was: Please pay attention when reversing. Please pay attention when reversing. The teacher thought it was a sound outside.

6. People who are lovelorn always like to use their mobile phones as TV remote controls and press them.

7. I want to be with you every day instead of holding my phone to say I miss you.

8. Who doesn’t know that you are playing with your phone in class and someone is giggling at your crotch.

9. Suppose the last two digits of your mobile phone number are your marriage age. So at what age did you get married?

10. The teacher left the classroom to answer a phone call. At this time, most of the classmates were discussing his cell phone ringtone.

Talk about the personality of the cell phone.

1. Let’s make peace. Don’t forget that I still have a lot of photos of you without makeup on my phone~

2. I gave you my phone number, what do you do? You still don’t understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, please give me a few dozen yuan to spend.

3. This is a limited edition commemorative Mid-Autumn Festival blessing text message from someone. The recipient is happy and healthy! You can also send I Treat You to Dinner to your mobile phone number to win a chance to have a face-to-face meal with your idol. Chance.

4. My classmate’s cell phone suddenly rang during class. What shocked me was that his ringtone was: Please pay attention when reversing. Please pay attention when reversing. The teacher thought it was a sound from outside

5 , I can finally rest assured that my mobile phone is in arrears, and I no longer have to worry about missing anyone’s messages.

6. Since we are friends, let us give you a gold mobile phone as a gift.

7. If the data cable is broken, I can buy it again. If the phone bill is gone, I can recharge it and leave first. I will never go to you again, that’s all. It’s not as important as my mobile phone

8. Because of you, I fall asleep late every day, just to wait for you and chat with you; because of you, I I will pick up my phone from time to time to see if there are any text messages from you; because of you, I will be inexplicably angry and unreasonable; because of you, I will become very entangled and do not know what to do. One word from you can change my mood, and one text message from you can affect my mood throughout the day. It's all just because of you.

9. One day you will meet someone who will set your photo as the screen of his mobile phone. He will spend every birthday with you in the future. He will only have you in his heart. He will give you little surprises and romance, he will take many, many photos with you, he will introduce you to every one of his friends, he will supervise your life and care about your mood, and he will say good night to you every day, girl. , I hope you will meet such a person in the future.

10. The most efficient way to write homework is to write it secretly during class, and the least efficient way to do it at home with your mobile phone

Talk about Lala’s personality:

1. We will always put all our persistence on the initial emotion.

2. The wine goes in through the mouth but flows out from the eyes

3. A man who speaks harshly to women is the most useless man.

4. If you don’t want to love, then let go; if you don’t want to talk, then shut up; if you don’t want to hate, then let go.

5. Wukong, bring the purple gold alms bowl and chopsticks to your master. Wujing, go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is cooked.

6. I have a face that wants to win, but I don’t have a heart to win.

7. When these days become memories, I want to think of you so much. , forget everything that has nothing to do with you, but what should I do now?

8. I’m sorry, most of the time it’s just my own sentimentality, and you don’t need to notice it.

9. With so many celebrities on the Internet, I don’t know who is real and who is fake. I only know that they don’t play QQ, only Weibo. .