We don't even want to claim our roommate's sand sculpture. Have you ever met such a person?

One day, there was a small hot search, that is, Nortel started school, and then Karry, who had been living in seclusion, finally showed his figure, so handsome guys were everywhere, and even the school brought a hot search:

It seems that the university has basically started. Some students have been in class for half a month. It is said that the beginning of school is a group of sand sculptures. Basically, as long as one or two sand sculptures are in a dormitory, the atmosphere will be set up. Sometimes you should be glad to have a sand sculpture roommate. Let's take a look at these sand sculpture roommates and see if they are your roommates. Come and claim it!

1. China Good Roommate: I can't hide your love series.

Talking to my girlfriend on the phone, my sand sculpture roommate is imitating a girl, calling my name in a fake mother's tone, breathing in an unknown tone, and coquetry with men.

Roommate with the same paragraph:

I called my mother and my classmates said? Come on, take off your pants.

Network management! Another bucket of instant noodles! One is in the big bed room 303! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When I was in college, a buddy called his girlfriend, and a piece of sand sculpture sister paper ran directly to the phone and gasped: Who are you calling? I hung up right away ~ ~ and then the other end of the phone slammed.

2. Fake Niang Series+Performance Department:

Often because roommates are too sand-sculpted, they don't know how to blend in with them.

It is obviously a tall man with a height close to 180.

Do you think you are a lovely and fresh beautiful girl?

Wear some pink clothes all day, let's evaluate.

Said it wasn't suitable for her

She went out and said we bullied her?

I don't know how to describe this series:

Who hasn't had a sand sculpture roommate in college for so long?

Well, speaking of which, let me talk about my past: once, as a member of a cold dormitory, I generally didn't take part in sand sculpture activities, but I didn't know why that day (maybe I had a cramp in my brain), and then I had to go to the toilet because of a school construction, and then when it rained lightly, I silently picked up the washbasin, went to collect water and prepared to go to the toilet, so the photo didn't explode.