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A very talented classic funny talk

1. When your life is not going your way, don’t panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and just cry

2. Don’t tell me I love you, I don’t want to take money from your mouth

3. Joy and Tears always go hand in hand

4. The Three-Character Book of Love, love is nothing more than three words. How are you is the prelude, I love you is the beginning, love me is the process, I hate you is the variation, get married is the upgrade, forget it is the end.

5. Why, not convinced? Want to know why I'm looking for you? The reason is very simple, four words (counting on fingers): I, look, you, unhappy.

6. When do you think your girlfriend was the stupidest and hasn’t been able to find me yet? She’s so stupid.

7. The teacher said that when we go to school, we use a copy machine, and when we take exams, we use a printer.

8. There are no good people, only different degrees of badness.

9. She is already a widow, and I cannot let her remain a widow.

10. What I am celebrating is not Singles’ Day, but real loneliness.

11. I will always move forward bravely in the direction of flying against the wind. I'm not afraid of anyone blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrender

12. The farthest distance in the world is that you are watching love in Beijing and I am watching love in the countryside

13. Don't take it too seriously What others think of you, the earth is still under your feet.

14. Monks do not lie, they only beat others.

15. You can be arrogant and moldy, but don’t fall in love with humble love!

16. I have my own happy way of living, no matter how messy it is, it is still my style.

17. An elephant asked a camel: Why does your breast grow on your back? The camel said: Stay away, I won't talk to something with a penis on my face! Very talented classic funny talk 2

1. I thought you were just a ball, but I didn’t expect that you are really a ball.

2. Children, please remember, being overly modest is not called elegance, it is called incompetence!

3. A student by day and a beast by night, a professor by day and a beast by night.

4. Funny skewer "Pig of the East": The river curves eastward, go to Huangpu to have a look; Pig of the East, my friend, is your body still floating; Yue'er The winding harbor is brightly lit in the dark night. Pigs from the East, stay up all night, guarding the sea and the changing promises of the mulberry fields; let the sea breeze blow for five thousand years, and every dead pig seems to have lost your dignity; let the waves accompany me to protect you, please don't forget, That will never change the face of a dead pig.

5. How can you know the value of Friday without experiencing the collapse of Monday?

6. Every day in class, the teacher is sweating profusely while talking, but I fall asleep in the dark.

7. Is the Philippines considered a bird? Competing with China will directly lead to death and disability.

8. It was God’s creativity when he created you, and it is your courage that you can still live in this world.

9. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, it is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible

10. Know about astronomy, geography, pediatrics, know yin and yang, understand gossip, and make strategic plans Among them, decisions are made thousands of miles away.

11. If you want to be irreplaceable, you must always be different

12. Female donor, can you renew the incense of this temple?

13. My mother praised me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

14. It takes ten years for a tree to grow, but a hundred years for a koala.