The lines of your sketch at the same table

Zhao Benshan appeared at the fifth rehearsal of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and presented the sketch "You at the Same Table". The sketch tells the story of Wang Xiaoli taking his son Xiao Shenyang to visit his elementary school classmate Li Lin many years later. A love letter caused many misunderstandings from Li Lin's husband Zhao Benshan. Xiao Shenyang sang "You at the Same Desk" at the scene. Below I have brought you the lines of your deskmate’s skit. You are welcome to refer to it!

Summary of the skit:

In the 2011 Spring Festival Gala, Lao Yu (Yu Zecheng) played by Wang Xiaoli and Gui Qin played by Li Lin were in the same class and at the same table in elementary school. Gui Qin's family relationship Dachengzi (referring to Yu Zecheng) was in trouble and took good care of him. He paid for his tuition and stuffed half a salted duck egg into Yu's lunch box every day. Yu Zecheng has been hiding these things in his heart, planning to repay the favor after he has made a good appearance.

More than 20 years later, Yu Zecheng, who had become "Lao Yu", took his son Xiao Yu (played by Xiao Shenyang) to Guiqin's home to repay the favor. He wrote a letter to Guiqin and returned the favor. He insisted on giving a bank card with a deposit of 30,000 yuan to his old classmate. Just as the two were saying goodbye with a "Western-style handshake" (referring to a hug), Lao Zhao returned home and became suspicious after witnessing this scene.

Guiqin told Lao Zhao that her old classmate brought a bank card to repay the favor, and took out the card to show to her wife. Unexpectedly, the card she put away was a room card. , Yu Zecheng inserted the real bank card into the hotel's power switch as a power card. In order to prove that the two were just classmates, Lao Yu and Guiqin had no choice but to make the contents of the letter public. Unexpectedly, the vague sentences in it and the "the word ×× is omitted here" that appeared at critical moments in the description of the scene would lead to more questions. Misunderstanding, Lao Yu spent a lot of effort to untie these "knots" one by one. During this process, Xiao Shenyang, who played "Xiao Yu", "added trouble" at the right time, causing Lao Zhao to mistakenly think that Xiao Yu was the illegitimate son of his wife and Lao Yu...

Your deskmate's sketch lines:

Xiao Shenyang (Fengfenghuohuo): Dear friends, Happy New Year to everyone. Followed by silly dad Wang Xiaoli

Little Shenyang walked all the way: Dad, hurry up,

Wang Xiaoli: Hey, with a smile on his face

Little Shenyang: Hurry up, dad, Which classmate did you ask me to find for you? It’s this one. Go and look good.

Wang Xiaoli: Let’s go together, my son looks sad. Dad is so nervous that his heart is pounding

Little Shenyang: Dad, why are you so fucked up? Why should you go if you see a classmate in such a broken state?

Wang Xiaoli: Hey, listen to me, go ahead and knock on the door. Here’s the old man. , just ask if Aunt Guiqin is at home. If the old lady wants to come out, ask if you are Aunt Guiqin. If so, son, please give her this letter. Don’t let the old man look at it. Go ahead and go.

Little Shenyang: Doing your usual disguise, O came up and knocked on the door to no avail

Is your old man at home?

Wang Xiaoli: Come forward and hold me back. Oh, why are you shouting like that? You have to see who it is.

Xiao Shenyang: Come on, please tell me if there is an old man at home

Wang Xiaoli: Oh, is there anyone?

Xiao Shenyang: Oh, is there anyone? Humming like a fool

Li Lin: Who are you looking for?

Little Shenyang: Guess what makes a fool of yourself

Li Lin: Oh my god, what the hell? Let me guess where the child will go

Little Shenyang: When you mention someone, your deskmate, your classmate, Big Orange

Li Lin: Oh my god, I know Big Orange , who did he kill?

Little Shenyang: I am his father, and he is my son to many people. No, guess who I am

Li Lin: You are his son, right?

Little Shenyang: You guessed it.

Li Lin: Do you have a problem with me?

Xiao Shenyang: Then my father gave you an anonymous letter

Li Lin: What? , Xiao Shenyang: I told you not to let your old man see you

Li Lin: Is your father here?

Xiao Shenyang: Shouldn’t you be squatting somewhere? Tell Wang Xiaoli to look at you Come on, come on, this is over

Wang Xiaoli enters

Li Lin: Big Orange

Wang Xiaoli, hey Guiqin

Li Lin , why are you here, old classmate? The two of them held hands and warmed up to Xiao Shenyang while taking photos left and right

Wang Xiaoli and Li Lin are very good, okay, they have changed well. Well, we haven’t seen each other for many years

Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang was trying to take a selfie when he saw Zhao Benshan coming up

Xiao Shenyang: Hey, please help me.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Xiao Shenyang: Take a picture of your whole family for me.

He handed the camera to the ground, picked it up and said, take a family photo for me

Xiao Shenyang came up to Wang Xiaoli and Li Lin and screamed

Zhao Benshan: I saw my wife throwing the camera with another man

Little Shenyang: Oops, you fool, you dropped it on the ground

Li Lin and Wang Xiaoli left: Hey, old man, you will come

Zhao Benshan: Are there any parents who took a family photo? Who will you take photos with when you come back

Little Shenyang: Why don’t you count me, uncle?

Zhao Benshan: Count me in. I am the head of the household in this house. Count me in.

Li Lin, old man, let me introduce you. This is my old man, Lao Zhao, and this is my classmate Da Chengzi

Zhao Benshan and Wang Xiaoli said hello Zhao pointed to Xiao Shenyang and said who is this

Wang Xiaoli, this is my son

Little Shenyang: Hahaha, the protagonist is back

Zhao Benshan: Haha, come in quickly, Li Lin, welcome Wang Xiaoli in Xiaoshenyang

Zhao Benshan, oh, I went to Lao Wang’s house in the front yard to play with him, drink, and fight with landlords

Li Lin, oh, I said your face is red and tired, hurry up and invite everyone to come up Kang

Little Shenyang, hey, I’ll sit next to my dad

Zhao Benshan: Just arrived, right?

Wang Xiaoli: Yes, just arrived, what about the whole thing? , we are celebrating the New Year in Tieling New Town. I didn’t hear that an old classmate lives here and stopped by to have a look. You, my eldest brother, are also here. Where is Guiqin? Let’s leave.

Zhao Benshan: What, nothing happened, Li Lin, don’t worry

Zhao Benshan: A letter, what is this?

Little Shenyang: My father wrote an anonymous letter

Zhao Benshan: What is this anonymous letter? If you have any questions, please come to us

Wang Xiaoli: Hey, it’s okay

Zhao Benshan took the letter, can you read it? Want to tear it apart

Xiao Shenyang: It is against the law to peek at other people's letters

Wang Xiaoli, oh, I wrote it for Gui Qin

Zhao Benshan: I wrote it for Gui Qin, where can you read it? Read it to me

Li Lin: What kind of crime is this? Take it apart and look at it.

Zhao Benshan: He must be asking us for something. If you have anything to say, just tell me. Is this a classmate relationship? If you have any questions, come to me. If you hide, you can't do anything. I'll show you this letter. I want to buy a piano that I've been dreaming about. What kind of piano should I buy?

Li Lin: Oh, My nickname is not Xiaoqin

Zhao Benshan: Hey, why not Guiqin? I can’t afford this piano, it’s too expensive

Xiao Shenyang: How much does it cost

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Zhao Benshan: I won’t sell it for any money, but this kid is a bit naughty

Wang Xiaoli: I’m used to it all

Zhao Benshan: You’re used to your child reading letters, please allow me I dare to call you dear

Little Shenyang: My dad is so fierce, dad, you are so awesome

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, this child is like this. Brother, don’t mind. I’ll leave this word alone for now at best. At most, I just mean to be nice to you

Li Lin: Oh, you used to make trouble with me when you were in school.

Zhao Benshan: I called you that when you were in school

Li Lin: How could such a word exist at that time?

Zhao Benshan: I have never called you that to continue at the age of first love

Wang Xiaoli: Hey, love has just begun. I can’t write or draw a ○

Little Shenyang: Dad, why are you so stupid? You are so stupid if you can’t write Landlord’s Fight

Zhao Benshan; haha ??You two are alone From school

Wang Xiaoli: Ha, I often tutor him.

Zhao Benshan: I can see it. This is all the result of your tutoring. You have given me the confidence and hope to help me read. I have been studying for seven years, and if I don’t see you for one day, I feel like I have lost ○

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, it’s like you have lost your soul. The soul can’t write or draw a ○.

Zhao Benshan: What level are you at?

Zhao Benshan: Take a vacation When I was here, I did a lot of work just to take a look at you and visit your house.

Wang Xiaoli: I have done a lot of odd jobs, but I can’t write zero, so I draw a ○

Little Shenyang: Bell of bells

Zhao Benshan: Oops.

Oh my god, stop talking. You have been distracted by studying for the past seven years. You are drawing these ○Write a letter

Wang Xiaoli: Thanks to Guiqin for helping me. Lend me a pencil and give me an eraser. Let me give you during the exam. I copied the questions,

Zhao Benshan: Oh, you’ve tricked people by copying the questions

Wang Xiaoli: Sometimes it doesn’t help. In another final exam, I was asked to copy her questions and I got zero points.

Wang Xiaoli: Then two Guiqin came out, but I didn’t get any points.

Zhao Benshan: How can I do that? How much do you get? Ask Guiqin

Li Lin: I got 90

Zhao Benshan: Wrong calculation, the two Guiqin got 180 Oops

Little Shenyang: Uncle, you bet It’s up to our principal

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I can’t bear this letter. I can’t read it. I read out three of them in this assembly, and I am trying to make enough to blow up.

Xiao Shenyang: Come and read it, I’m not afraid of bombing. My father doesn’t know how to use bombs. Once in a fight with the Landlords, my father took the two kings out with four twos. Let me read it, little dad

Zhao Benshan: Xiao Qin

Little Shenyang: Dad, look, this Qin’s writing looks like my dad’s

Zhao Benshan: Pull it down, I didn’t write two little v’s for you, so I took care of you

Xiao Shenyang: Xiaoqin, I have been looking for you for so many years. I have always wanted to say three words to you. Why are these three words omitted here?

Wang Xiaoli: Save energy and reduce emissions, save some ink,

Zhao Benshan: I have omitted three words here, which makes seven words. You three, can’t write it?

Wang Xiaoli: No...

Zhao Benshan: What do you want to say

Xiao Shenyang: Answer the question, I love you

Wang Xiaoli: Not thank you, thank you

Zhao Benshan: Then I have to write a thank you○

Xiao Shenyang: Qin, we have never seen each other since I dropped out of school, but every year I have you in my dreams. Once we were walking on the way to school. 27 words are omitted here

Zhao Benshan: It’s not you who told me what happened when you got to the woods

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, isn’t this all my dream

Zhao Benshan: The dream is missing 27 characters

Wang Xiaoli: In the dream, we walked to the woods, that’s it The two of us walked to the grove. At this time, the child was doing tricks while sleeping, and kicked me awake. I wanted to pick up the dream but couldn't pick it up

Little Shenyang: It's up to me. What are you doing

Zhao Benshan: Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I wouldn’t know what to do in the woods

Little Shenyang: Go on, you were the only woman in my heart that year It was already dark when I returned home from a performance in the countryside. At that time, we passed by a field of corn. I have omitted seventy-eight words here

Zhao Benshan: This, this, is also a dream

Wang Xiaoli: This is not a dream

Zhao Benshan: So what did these 78 characters do? Watch Guiqin

Li Lin: How could I know?

Zhao Benshan: Why are you pretending to be confused? Why are you passing by Baomi Di in the dark sky? Write, then there is such a thing, there is such a thing.

Wang Xiaoli: Guiqin, have you forgotten? It was dark the day before we came back from attending a performance that year. Let’s walk home and finish by a field of corn. When I raised my head, the donkey standing in front of me, Zhao Benshan, cooperated as a donkey

Zhao Benshan: You go to the other side

Wang Xiaoli: This donkey just glared at us and left

小Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? I have a long face

Wang Xiaoli:

At that time, I was so frightened by Guiqin that she threw herself into my arms with a cry of "Oh my God." Brother, what do you think of me? Can I leave? Can I just leave it alone?

Li Lin: Oops, I remembered it, indeed. Is there such a thing?

Zhao Benshan: Are you not unconscious? Can you still remember?

Li Lin: I was indeed blind and faint at that time

Zhao Benshan: How did you get into someone's arms?

Li Lin: I fainted. I don’t know where I fell. I know how I got home.

Zhao Benshan: I went back on a donkey and a camel.

Wang Xiaoli : It was me who dragged her back, not me who carried her back

Zhao Benshan: Backlighted

Wang Xiaoli: Give me a hug when you are tired

Zhao Benshan: You No rescue measures were taken

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, I didn’t do artificial respiration

Zhao Benshan: You, Guiqin, your classmate, I’ve never seen you before From your fortress?

Wang Xiaoli: From Lao Yu’s family in Shengli Village

Zhao Benshan: What is your name

Wang Xiaoli: Yu Zecheng

Zhao Benshan: This has been lurking in our family for many years.

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, this is different from the one on TV. My success is a failure with less success than failure, not a success with more than failure.

Zhao Benshan: It can’t be done

Xiao Shenyang: Why are you still defeated?

Li Lin: Are you finished yet?

Zhao Benshan : Who is not done yet? What are you doing?

Li Lin: What are you doing writing a letter?

Xiao Shenyang: Qin has nothing to repay you. Please don’t say anything. If you keep this card, this is my feeling for you

Zhao Benshan: What card

Wang Xiaoli: Is the bank card my family was poor when I was a child? Guiqin helped me pay for my tuition. I thought well and repaid him by depositing 30,000 yuan

Zhao Benshan: Where is the card?

Wang Xiaoli: The card was given to her

Li Lin: Huh? When did you give it to me?

Zhao Benshan? Oh, that’s right

Wang Xiaoli: Why don’t I give it to you?

Zhao Benshan: Stop pretending and take it out

Wang Xiaoli: It’s in the envelope

Li Lin: Oh my god, why didn’t you tell me earlier? Can I have this card from you? Take it back quickly

Zhao Benshan: Take it away

Li Lin: What are you doing? Take it back quickly

Zhao Benshan : Take it back and draw these ○ I don’t want to take a card, but I don’t think it’s enough. Hotel Room 302

Wang Xiaoli: What’s up

Zhao Benshan: You can do it. Go ahead

Li Lin: Where am I going/

Zhao Benshan: Are you still going there? Isn’t this a room?

Li Lin: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? The room card is in your pocket. I want to fight the landlord for a night outside tonight. Isn’t this over? Go ahead.

Li Lin: It’s not you who takes advantage of me. Who do you think you are?

Zhao Benshan: Go, go, go

Li Lin: Big Chengzi, what’s going on with you? You even took out the room card

Wang Xiaoli: Who knows, you see how nervous I am.

Little Shenyang: Dad, where did you let me live?

Wang Xiaoli: Don’t cause trouble for this child.

Li Lin: Search carefully

Wang Xiaoli: Where did this go?

Xiao Shenyang: Follow me

Wang Xiaoli: Oh, you child, look at the two of us getting the skewers. Quickly show it to your elder brother.

Li Lin: Isn’t this

Little Shenyang: A false alarm

Li Lin: See what you’re making a fuss about

Zhao Benshan: Guess Read it in your pocket

Little Shenyang: Qin wouldn’t have this child without you. I will definitely bring up this son. Dad, he is not my mother, right? Don’t you say my mother is gone?

Zhao Benshan: Why did you give birth to a child again?

Li Lin: When did I give birth to a child?

Zhao Benshan: Without you, I wouldn’t have this child. Why don’t you let me celebrate the New Year? Ah

Little Shenyang: Don’t you say my mother is gone

Li Lin: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: What’s going on? Please step aside

Li Lin: Big Chengzi, can you explain clearly what’s going on?

Zhao Benshan: Whose person is this?

Li Lin: What’s going on, a child is born?

Little Shenyang: Isn’t my mother dead? Master, how are we going to die?

Zhao Benshan: What is this?

Little Shenyang: Uncle, do you think this child is me?

Zhao Benshan: What do you think

Little Shenyang: Yes

Zhao Benshan: You guessed it

Little Shenyang: Uncle

Zhao Benshan: Don’t call me uncle, call me uncle. Your father will do it. I'm ready

Wang Xiaoli: Big brother

Zhao Benshan: Don't say anything. Just stay here and I'll help you, okay?

Li Lin ;What are you doing?

Zhao Benshan: I’m leaving

Li Lin: What are you doing after two good days?

Little Shenyang: Humph and uncle Walking together

Wang Xiaoli: Come back, son

Zhao Benshan: Who do you call your son? You are taking advantage of me

Wang Xiaoli: Brother and uncle, listen to me

Zhao Benshan: Who is your uncle?

Wang Xiaoli: Big brother, I call her him

Zhao Benshan: Please explain it to me

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, please listen to me, please listen to my explanation

Zhao Benshan: Come and explain this sentence, "Without you, there would be no son. I will raise this child well. Don't worry." What do you mean?

Li Lin: What’s going on with this child?

Xiao Shenyang: Give me an explanation

Wang Xiaoli: Brother, come here. Brother, listen to me. Tell me, I was an orphan when I was little. Thanks to Guiqin for giving me great help, I thought that I should give back to society, so I adopted a child. This child is an orphan. Please don’t tell him. I beg you, okay?

Li Lin: Really not

Wang Xiaoli: Really

Zhao Benshan: Hum, your father said you were an orphan and you said oh, he is also an orphan. Who would believe it if I reported that I am an orphan too?

Little Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? Tell me who is the orphan

Wang Xiaoli: Dad didn’t lie to you. You are indeed an orphan. Dad took you from the orphanage. The son’s adoption certificate has been sewn on his father’s body for eighteen years. Can you see if it’s right?

Xiao Shenyang: I am an orphan, is this me?

Zhao Benshan: Xiao Shenyang /

Wang Xiaoli: The one who was brought back from the Shenyang orphanage is now called Yu Shenyang

Little Shenyang: I am superfluous, I am superfluous. Oops

Wang Xiaoli; You What are you doing? Why are you crying with others during the Chinese New Year? I told you that I brought you back when you were eighteen days old. I have raised you for ten or eight years. I dare not say that I am right to you and me. I dare to say that I am worthy of my conscience. If you want to find your biological parents, go ahead and your father will not stop you.

I know what to do sooner or later, that's all.

Zhao Benshan: I'm sorry, kid, get up, get up, why are you feeling aggrieved? We all have no regrets. Your dad, your dad raised you like shit for eighteen years. Shit, I have been a father and a mother for eighteen years because of you. I didn’t even find a wife. Are you afraid that you will be wronged? My child, you have to know how to repay your child. Don’t you want to find a mother? From now on, Guiqin will be your biological mother. From now on, this family will be yours. Your family, you have to study hard and grow up to repay your father for studying hard. How many years have you not studied?

Wang Xiaoli: No,

Zhao Benshan: As soon as I saw it, I would have started to fall in love. That’s a fight between landlords, what a joke

Wang Xiaoli: Isn’t it?

Zhao Benshan: Those are potato beans

Li Lin: Oh, pull it, don’t blindly teach others what cows say is even more wrong

Zhao Benshan: Look at this How terrible it is to be uneducated. Study and repay society. If your father hears this, tell him quickly.

Xiao Shenyang: Dad, I can’t afford it.

Wang Xiaoli: Son, don’t cry.

Little Shenyang: Dad, I don’t want to look for them. They don’t want me to be happy. Why should I look for them? You are my biological father. To Guiqin, you are my biological mother. I have recovered and I have grown up. Today is the Chinese New Year. If you mention those unhappy things, I’ll give you New Year greetings, you all sit down here

Li Lin: Lao Zhao’s children are here to give us New Year greetings

Little Shenyang: I’ll give you New Year greetings, parents.

Li Lin: Call you

Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything else to do with me?

Little Shenyang: I kowtow to you to celebrate the New Year

Wang Xiaoli: Good son Li Lin: Good boy

Zhao Benshan: Okay, my son, give us New Year greetings. Do you have any red envelopes?

Wang Xiaoli: Not prepared

Zhao Benshan: I It’s ready, the three of us will give you ten thousand each

Wang Xiaoli: No, it’s for Guiqin

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing for it? We are all a family, the two of us. There are no children to give to the children

Li Lin: To the children

Zhao Benshan: The children should study hard, they have to go to school, no school, no culture

Little Shenyang: Thank you Big Dad

Zhao Benshan: Dad, please thank the Three Gorges.

Wang Xiaoli: It’s useless to talk about it

Little Shenyang: I thought of your gathering this year Here is a song, let me sing it for you

Zhao Benshan: That’s great

Wang Xiaoli: This kid sings well

Zhao Benshan: Kara Okay, can I poke the coo?

Xiao Shenyang: Yes

Zhao Benshan: Then go ahead and cook the two dishes and let us have some drinks

Li Lin ：Okay

Zhao Benshan; Oops hehehe

Xiao Shenyang: Tomorrow will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday? Tomorrow will you still miss you who cried the most in the past? When I am far away, I will also have my wife. I also showed her photos and told her about you at the same table. Who married you who was sentimental? Who comforted you who loved to cry. Who tied up your long hair. Who made you a wedding dress. La la la la la...

Li Lin: Old man, what are you doing with paper and pen?

Zhao Benshan: I will also write a letter to my female classmate

Li Lin: Pull me down, you, you are not afraid of what will happen if you write about you

Zhao Benshan: I will just write a name and leave out 10,000 words and let him think of it

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