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What did the prostitute say when she sent a gift to her mother and sent it to her circle of friends?

The child gave his mother a gift on March 8, and the copy is as follows:

1, send you a birthday present, which is full of my best wishes to you. I wish you a successful career, brilliant friendship and happy love in Ma Pingchuan. Happy birthday forever! 2. On March 8th, I received a greeting card from my children's kindergarten. I was so excited ~ any mother can understand! Honey, enjoy your holiday. Today, I brought milk and breast-fed my baby. I buy food and cook. I wash dishes and mop the floor. I massage and make bath water. Do you mind money? My vault is losing money like Citibank, so keep injecting capital! I will burn more paper dolls for you while you are away. 5. Don't scream on Women's Day, you are not Wei Yixiao; Don't jump on March 8th, and you are not a little dragon girl. Don't make trouble, you can't learn bones and claws; You wait for March 8th, and good wishes are sent to you. 6. Youth is really thin, and we will part as soon as the wind blows.