On the Funny Humor of Mid-Autumn Festival

1. Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I like to watch my homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

With the coming of Mid-Autumn Festival, men should learn from Thai people. When a woman sees something she likes, she should not hesitate to put her hands together and bow: swipe my card.

3. Students' feelings about Mid-Autumn Festival: three days and three nights, three pounds of homework.

4. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for a cake. I don't know what is in the cake. What year is this year? I want to see the moon by boat, but I'm afraid the spaceship is too slow and the altitude is too cold, so I can only return to earth. I sincerely wish your family a Mid-Autumn Festival reunion and happiness!

Sorry, teacher, I don't do my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, because I am allergic to homework.

6. I've been thinking that the Mid-Autumn Festival is a full moon night, and I'm not going to get angry.

7. Mid-Autumn Festival doesn't make people happy. Teacher, do you want us to eat our homework as moon cakes?

8. No gifts will be given this Mid-Autumn Festival, only RMB will be accepted.

9. The round moon is a sweet cake, and the long life is slowly tasted. The years are long, and the most memorable thing is the greetings and blessings from friends: on the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival again, I wish the whole family happiness and everything is round!

10. Romantic Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is ashamed. I miss you so much that I can't solve my troubles. I send you a short message: the moon is waiting for you, and the flowers are flowing in your heart. Who, in the dream? Oh, your hand

1 1. Today, I send Japanese greetings: You have to wash the pot, wash the dishes, wash the pot, wash the dishes! Happy today, happy tomorrow and happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

12. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

13. I personally undertake the quality inspection to create green moon cakes: no radiation pollution, no camouflage of dyed steamed bread, no exaggeration of expansion factor, and I am really sincere. Presented by sister Chang 'e, Kaifeng has a surprise: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14. Do you love me or not? I am here with Mingyue. You see me, or you don't see me, I'm here, always silent. You eat me, or you don't eat me, I'm here, watching you together. Come to my house or let me live in your belly. Mid-Autumn Festival, happy. I am, moon cake!

15. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and mooncakes are sent. Ingredients: 5 grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, and conveyed by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar; Save mode: Please press the Save button.

16. When will there be a bright moon? Look up at the sky. I wonder if there are any moon cakes. I want to eat more, but I'm afraid of indigestion, and my stomach will be too much! Get up and exercise. Why not eat another one?

17. In a year, moon cakes are exposed around the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the rest of the time is purely soy sauce, but the appearance fee has skyrocketed, which is enviable.

18. Flash past bin Laden's tail to avoid the violent explosion of mine disaster and bypass the typhoon attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

19. Last night, I looked at the stars at night and figured it out. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, you were really lucky: good luck followed you, happiness stunned you, happiness came to you, love attacked you, and most importantly, the god of wealth stuck to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

20. A full moon is hanging in the air. The moon shines on the earth every two days. Three festivals and two birthdays are gifts. The whole world is happy, colorful and full of moon scenery. They are all celebrated in Liuhe, celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival in seven steps, and eating moon cakes on August 15th!

2 1. I heard that a strange thing happened in Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human.

22. The autumn flute has been sent to Chongyang, and the winter dawn welcomes the frost mother. At dusk, the west wind is faint, the clear water is cold, and the goose is hooked on the railing. In a boat of smoke, the frost disappears in late autumn night. The wind brings a whisper, the rain brings a flute, and the flute rings softly in the wind and rain, which makes people intoxicated this night, makes people feel sleepy in the weather, afraid of missing the fragrance, afraid of flying in the cold wind, and unwilling to leave lovesick tears in the air.

23. The full moon is bright and the true feelings are revealed. * * * Talk about family happiness and watch the jade plate dance together. Holding sweet moon cakes, full of affection. Raise a glass to celebrate the reunion. Who does not envy, a happy home on earth. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a happy and happy family.

24. Taste the Mid-Autumn Festival cake and stay with your family. Fill a cup of reunion wine, which is endless in sweetness; Looking at the Mid-Autumn Moon, every blessing gushed from my throat. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Wish you a happy family!

25. At that time, Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, and Chang 'e was busy running to the moon, but the people on the full moon were not reunited. Look at the present, the festival is just around the corner, auspicious and happy, and the full moon wishes you a reunion. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, so let the round moon bring me some thoughts. May you be reunited with your family every Mid-Autumn Festival.

26. I can't sleep because I'm sad.

27. Fold a beautiful paper crane, carrying my endless blessings and flying to your side with the wind. May the paper crane stay in your heart, wash away your fatigue, usher in a happy tomorrow, and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

The main purpose of sending this short message is to remind you that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Is the moon cake ready? Are you ready? Most importantly, are you ready to invite me to dinner? Hehe, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

29. Mid-Autumn Festival celebrates people's reunion, and my heart is full of longing; It is difficult to meet each other for the industry, and a thousand miles of bright moon sends acacia; Sincerely bless the distant place and wish you happiness and health forever; Life is sweet, career is smooth, the whole family is happy and people are reunited. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Looking at the stars all over the sky, the sound of the waves comes, thinking of your warmth, giving me a piece of tenderness. Now I am writing to you, hoping to convey my heart through this short message and keep my smile in your dream.

3 1. No matter how high the sky is, how thick the ground is, how deep the sea is, how high the mountains are, how heavy the rain is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is, and how far the road is, I will be the first to send the Mid-Autumn Festival blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! A happy and safe family!

32. When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, I will send you a box of moon cakes. I wish you a prosperous life, smooth roads, prosperous career, family singing and dancing, and lasting friendship. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

33. It's Mid-Autumn Festival. I will send you three brands of moon cakes to show my gratitude. They are all very good: eating moon cakes of global brands on key festivals; I eat my M-Zone moon cakes in my festival. Shenzhou brand moon cakes, I can eat them.

On August 15, there is a full moon, and reunion is the best scenery. Taste the sweet moon cakes with your heart, and you will have a good mood of infinite happiness. The whole family sat with wine and enjoyed the moon and flowers. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and endless happiness.

35. The autumn wind brought my blessing, the full moon brought my greetings, the meteor recorded the past story, and the Jade Rabbit left eternal good luck. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon.

36. Round, not only oranges, but also your face; Look at that sweet, not only moon cakes but also your smile; Smells good, not only osmanthus, but also your hair; It's not just the moon that makes people fondle, but also your eyes. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I want to give my blessing to Chang 'e and also to you. I hope to be happy every day and always.

37. This curved eyebrow moon is your lips? Why didn't you see that petal? Are you kissing the girl of your dreams or playing Yu Di? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

38. Bless you: the National Day is celebrated by the whole people, and the official resources and financial resources are consistent, and the popularity is endless.

39. Friend, no matter where you are now, you must take a look at the moon that you have forgotten for a long time tonight. Make a wish and it will probably come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

40. Acacia is strong liquor, and toasting always exudes intoxicating fragrance; Homesickness is a deep feeling, which always evokes unspeakable melancholy when the moon is full.