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Eating durian is very uncomfortable.

It's hard to eat durian. 1. I like to eat durian, but not durian candy, durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't look like you, I can't look like you, I can't do it without you.

2. What is happiness? Happiness means eating durian. How can you relieve your worries? Only delicious food.

3. I've eaten durian twice in a week. If I eat it like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

4. I'll eat durian and strawberries when I get up. The holiday life is so good!

5. There are many scruples about the old mother's joy when she eats durian. It's delicious. I love durian!

6. After eating two pieces of durian, I felt guilty and exercised for an hour to make up for it.

7. I don't have any friends who love durian, so I have to enjoy it alone. My friends are really unlucky!

8. I like strawberries, but I don't like strawberry-flavored things, and I don't like durian, but I can eat durian Melaleuca. I really am a freak.

9. In good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.

1. Help ... Why does durian smell so bad after being dried? Just now, I was forced to eat a durian, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.

11. Silly Miaomiao loves durian pizza, and it's really wronged you to squeeze into this rental house in Shenzhen with me.

12. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I'll never see you again in this life."

13. If I had been sitting under a durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.

14. I don't like durian. You like durian. You like it if you like it. I have to tell you how delicious durian is. How can I not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It's wrong for you not to like durian.

15. Who am I going to eat durian on the bus? It smells like durian. It's so strong that it kills me.

16. I ate durian secretly, and served it with watermelon to reduce the fire. It seems that I can't eat it, which is embarrassing.

17. I am the only one in the family who eats durian, and I especially like it. But the whole family can't smell the smell. It's really bad karma.

18. When I wanted to eat durian cake, I cried.

19. After a long time, I have made a new discovery. As long as it is durian, its pulp is absolutely no more than five petals, and it is also rich in vitamins and various trace elements indispensable to the human body.

2. You can refrain from eating, but you can't resist not eating durian. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.

22. eating durian in the morning makes me feel bad.

23. My little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. It's really stupid, but he likes durian.

24. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, others think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, so just be happy.

25. After eating durian, I feel that the world is all mine.

26. After all, it is necessary to grow up alone and learn to do many things. Everything will be happy when you eat something sweet.

27. My wife really loves durian. Although my family doesn't like it, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

28. Today is also a day to eat durian cake and mung bean cake. I will collapse without a holiday for half a month.

29. I like eating durian very much recently. Every time Brother Dong watches me eat it, he makes an expression of vomiting. I really won't enjoy the food.

3. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. It tastes strange, like smelly feet and rotten duck eggs.

31. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the happiness of biting mangosteen into one's mouth, the joy of eating durian, buying cheesecake, just seeing the sunset at dusk, the sweet little happiness, the wonderful snow I want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. There are many little nephews and nieces coming back, with delicious soup cooked by their mothers and the smell of holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!

32. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat excrement and is unbearable like a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with sharp-cone-like hard "steel thorns", which always alert the animals who covet it.

33. I ate a durian of seven or eight Jin in one meal. The whole person is refreshed.

34. Open the shell of durian, and you can see the Huang Chengcheng, the golden pulp. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, unrelated and neat, as if someone was directing it. I grabbed one, took a bite, and it was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It was really like cotton candy, which made people love it more and more!

35. I'm super happy after eating durian ~ How can I achieve it so easily

36. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and it is quite nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "king of fruits" is well deserved.

37. I really can't accept eating durian directly.

38. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and as a result, I waited for another rainstorm.

39. When my husband is not at home, I can eat snacks and durian unscrupulously, and I can watch small fresh meat variety shows.

4. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again, so sweet and delicious. What to eat durian hair talk about eating durian hair tall talk about

1. Whenever two people start eating durian, it is the time when I hide in my room and sleep

2. How pitiful it is, I can't eat durian, and I can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell it when I go to the supermarket. Similarly, there are mangoes and pineapples

3. Eating durian in the corner or being found by dead dogs

4. I feel sorry for the people next to me every time I eat something with durian flavor

5. Watching cartoons and eating durian cake even burps is a durian flavor. Today is also a day to eat ice cream

6. A beautiful day begins with eating durian and it stinks all over the house ~

7. Hey, life is the most wonderful. Enjoying the tropical beauty, sitting on the rattan chair on the balcony and eating durian

8. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was a bad review

9. Recently, I like eating durian very much, and my brother makes a face of vomiting every time I eat it. I really won't enjoy the food

1. It's really that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for a long time! It's delicious Take a bite of every sharp tip

11. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. The holiday life is so good!

12. I like eating glutinous rice balls stuffed with durian too much, which is more delicious than those with black sesame seeds.

13. I have never experienced eating durian until I throw up in Thailand, and it is common to eat several large pieces after meals. If you feel powerless in your life, follow your heart when eating this little thing.

14. Eating durian will make you feel happy, and it's rare for you to take off on weekends tomorrow.

15. You like eating durian very much. You said it smells bad but it's really delicious.

16. I'm going to Thailand this year to eat durian, ride an elephant and hug a shemale, one in each hand.

17. I really can't stand people who smoke ~ There are also people who eat durian

18. Eating durian is rejected by her husband. What a beautiful girl, Wazi, likes wide things

19. I want to fly a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in the snowy countryside. Will it be realized in 18 years?

2. Kick me for a while, kick me for a while, it's too rhythmic.

21. Eat durian after eating stinky tofu, and now the burp tastes very magic.

22. When I was planning to lose weight, I fell in love with eating durian.

23. Those who dare to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.

24. Oh, now I like to eat seafood, durian and beef, and many things I didn't eat before.

25. I was eating durian. This guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you eating stinky?

26. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation to this durian pizza.

27. Eating durian in bed is better for catching a cold in rainy days.

28. Durian cake tastes very good. If you love durian, don't miss it.

29. Today's lesson, don't eat durian cookies outside, and don't even open the outer package.

3. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.

31. Durian, durian, and eating durian with my big brother.

32. MD Who eats durian on the bus? It smells like durian, which is so strong that it kills me.

33. Eating durian in the middle of the night is really no one. Excerpts from sentences describing the happy mood of eating durian

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2. I'm super happy. I ate durian, which I love very much. The room is full of flavor.

3. I'm super happy after eating durian. How can I be satisfied so easily?

4. Even if someone scoffs at it, there will always be people who miss it.

5. I don't want to cook. Both people want to eat duck powder and great durian.

6. It's good to live like a durian. You don't need everyone to like it, but the people you like are very good.

7. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder, durian and eat!

8. People who like durian never hide it, but people who don't like durian are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.

9. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian, and then kill it

1. There is no trouble that a durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole one. Life is like durian. The better you cross it, the sweeter you eat.

11. There is really no one to eat durian in the middle of the night.

12. It's time to eat durian again, so take your time.

13. I feel that the whole world belongs to me after eating durian

14. I have lost my voice after eating more than 1 pieces of durian

15. Eating durian three times a month is my greatest affirmation to this durian pizza.

16. If I can cross the rebirth, I must put a piece of durian at the door of my house.

17. I heard that durian kernels are ripe and can be eaten, which tastes like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited and I put the durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen becomes a toilet in an instant!

18. Although durian stinks, its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can it be called the king of fruit? Durian's flesh is sweet and delicious. Add a bite, and the fragrant and pure taste will be directly integrated into your heart, which will make your heart sweet.

19. Durian, durian, and eat durian with your big brother.

2. It's the first time to eat something with durian flavor, and the taste is simply too high. Describe the happy mood of eating durian sentence 2

21. My little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. It's silly enough, but he likes durian.

22. Follow the trend. I will arrange it as long as I want. Life is like durian. The better I cross it, the sweeter I eat.

23. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. The smell is very strange, like smelly feet and rotten duck eggs.

24. When I wanted to eat durian cake, I cried.

25. Today's happiness comes from half a piece of bread with a meter and a thick durian flavor.

26. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian controller, how can I stand up to such a beautiful body?

27. I don't like fish or meat, but I like durian, mango and plain milk tablets. When I was in physical examination, the doctor said that I could eat so fat even if I was a vegetarian.

28. I've eaten durian twice in a week. If I eat it like this every week, I can't afford to keep it.

29. I haven't eaten durian that I've been wanting for a long time. Eating a durian cake is a good way to relieve my craving.

3. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, then a whole one will come.

31. A good day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~

32. When I lose weight to 9, I will eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue cold noodles and leek boxes.

33. Durian is like a hedgehog, with a solid ball shape and many hard thorns on its surface.

34. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but I'm still stuck in my heart. What is happiness? Happiness means eating durian. How can I solve my worries? Only delicious food.

36. I like to eat durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't look like you, I can't look like you, I can't do it without you.

37. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp later.

38. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cake for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews

39. They suddenly wanted to eat durian so much that they simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel that my mouth is fragrant.

4. Recently, I like eating durian very much. Every time Brother Dong watches me eat it, he makes an expression of vomiting. I really don't enjoy eating durian. Short sentence collection (4 articles)

Short sentence article 1

1. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say, "I'll never see you again in my life"

2. I ate KFC all day, and in the evening.

3. what a happy mood it is to eat what you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming dumpling, paper wonton, bean curd dumpling.

4. Durian doesn't want to stop either.

5. Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, others think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy

6. After all, it is necessary to grow up alone and learn to do many things. Everything will be happy when you eat something sweet.

7. What is happiness? Happiness means eating durian. How can you relieve your worries? Only delicious food.

8. I've eaten durian twice in a week. If I eat it like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

9. Eating durian banji for the first time is my favorite taste.