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Twenty excerpts of funny sentences that complain about corporate involution
1. On Double Eleven, I recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them all, and I tricked them to death.
2. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?
3. I want to exercise quietly and develop a good figure to impress them.
4. Before you have time to involute yourself, you have already started to suffer from mental involution.
5. If you don’t want to be involved, you have to involve others.
6. You used headphones to listen to music while you were drawing. I secretly listened to the 64 high school must-memorize articles. I did better than you in the cultural class and I was able to beat you to death.
7. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o’clock to maintain my health and kill these bald princesses.
8. You go, you go, I want to lie down.
9. My friends are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
10. Under the involution, many people adhere to the mentality of "I would rather exhaust myself to death than starve to death for my colleagues" and are involved in life and death.
11. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I secretly study to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.
12. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
13. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I are trying to digest it internally, and we’ll kill them.
14. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.
15. When I invited my roommates to drink milk tea, I secretly made a note that it was sugar-free. They both gained weight while I lost weight alone, which overwhelmed them all.
16. Involution of female celebrities: Comparing beauty, figure, fashion, and commercial value. Male Celebrity Involvement: Who will go to jail first?
18. My roommates were all sleeping, and I secretly went to work-study program. I was richer than them all, and I tricked them to death.
19. This is not called involution, this is called studying quietly and then surprising everyone.
20. My roommates slept like little piggies while I studied secretly and failed all the subjects in the final semester, which made them miserable. Hilarious complaint about inner scrolling (20 sentences)
1. As long as you can’t roll to death, roll to death.
2. The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge, no need to make any more efforts now.
3. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you are already in the volume.
4. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o’clock to maintain my health and kill these bald princesses.
5. In fact, even when we fall in love, we are involved in it.
6. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when you enter flow can you break the involution.
7. I want to work secretly so that my roommates will have nothing to eat and will trap them to death.
8. When King Juan went on an expedition, not even a blade of grass grew.
9. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
10. When we are mentally strong, we will not regard winning as the only value of the game.
11. I will eat grapes every day from now on. From now on, my children’s eyes will be bigger than other people’s and they will be obsessed with them.
12. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
13. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
14. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
15. If you are not good at something, just let it go. Rather than forcing yourself to overcome the things you are not good at, it is more relaxed and enjoyable to perfect what you are good at~
16. Say goodbye to involution and live a straight life.
17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.
18. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study program. I was richer than them, and I tricked them to death.
19. My roommates are all asleep, so I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow to bore them to death.
20. You don’t have to go against others, let alone yourself. Must-have funny talk show jokes about involution
1. When everyone is involution, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep myself healthy, and kill them all!
2. This society has already fallen into an involutional whirlpool. You must stay clear and escape from it.
3. While others were cheating on me, I secretly watched the Peking University Science Forum. I wanted to go to Tsinghua and Peking University for the college entrance examination and beat them to death.
4. How do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it will be like a huge gear pressing you down.
5. While others were working, I pretended that I couldn’t find a job and actually prepared for the exam full-time. When I passed the exam, I would pass them by.
6. My roommates were all asleep, so I secretly drank carbonated drinks and went to the West to get a seat and trick them to death.
7. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!
8. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds rolling and relaxing in my heart.
9. I want to exercise quietly and develop a good figure to impress them.
10. If you are not good at something, just let it go. Rather than forcing yourself to overcome the things you are not good at, it is more relaxed and enjoyable to perfect what you are good at~
11. I would rather tire myself out than tire others out.
12. When our hearts are strong, we will not regard winning as the only value of the game.
13. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.
14. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
15. My roommates are going to work with their boyfriends. I want to quietly learn to become better, find a better boyfriend, and beat them to death.
16. Everyone was fishing in the water, and I was secretly studying while fishing, trapping them to death.
17. I am like a worm on a cabbage. My classmates are all crawling on it, but I crawl on my own.
18. This is not called involution, this is called studying quietly and then surprising everyone.
19. While others are living a healthy life, I want to secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, I will be infertile and unable to have children, and I will be younger than them, which will kill them.
20. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you. Twenty excerpts from Douyin’s currently popular in-roll funny copywriting
1. No. 1 in dormitory in-roll!
2. My roommates are all asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather exhaust myself to death than drag my friends to death.
3. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
4. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.
5. May everyone who has a firm goal be able to be confident and confident in the future without fear of involution!
6. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.
7. I want to exercise quietly and develop a good figure to impress them.
8. As long as you can't roll to death, roll to death.
9. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
10. None of my roommates died, I died secretly and trapped them to death.
11. Only when you get good grades can you become a master.
12. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
13. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and will kill them.
14. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
15. It’s not that I don’t learn, it’s that I really don’t learn.
16. I don’t sleep when I’m asleep, I study and write to death.
17. I would rather tire myself to death than drag my classmates to death.
18. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I are trying to digest it internally, and we’ll kill them.
19. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you’re already in the volume.
20. Not going against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world. Twenty humorous excerpts of sentences about finding a job after graduation
1. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and kill you.
2. As long as you can't roll to death, roll to death.
3. Everyone can roll, and everything can roll.
4. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
5. When King Juan went on an expedition, not even a blade of grass grew.
6. Only when you get good grades can you become a master.
7. In the era of involution, we should grow up against the wind.
8. The concert was about to start selling tickets, so I secretly practiced my hand speed in the middle of the night to kill them.
9. Before you have time to involute yourself, you have already begun to suffer internal mental involution.
10. While others were working, I pretended that I couldn’t find a job and actually studied full-time for the exam. When I was admitted to the establishment, I would pass them by.
11. When we are mentally strong, we will not regard winning as the only value of the game.
12. My roommates were all playing LoL, so I secretly reviewed to keep them busy.
13. Involution is a system error, and hard work is an individual choice.
14. How to break the inner scroll, the only way is to read, because reading can break thousands of scrolls.
15. My roommates all stay up late and lose their hair, so I go to bed at eight o’clock to keep healthy and kill them, the bald princesses.
16. It’s not that I don’t involute, I really don’t learn.
17. Before I have time to involute, I have already started to suffer from mental involution.
18. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to involve ourselves.
19. My friends are all eating. I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
20. I want to exercise quietly and develop a good figure to impress them. Twenty humorous quotes about super involution
1. I would rather tire myself out than involve others to death.
2. My roommates are going to work with their boyfriends. I want to quietly learn to become better, find a better boyfriend, and beat them to death.
3. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?
4. I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi Weiya’s live broadcast, but actually I didn’t buy anything. I secretly saved money and tricked them to death.
5. May everyone who has a firm goal be able to be confident and confident in the future without fear of involution!
6. Before you have time to become introverted, you have already begun to mentally consume yourself.
7. The concert was about to start selling tickets, so I secretly practiced my hand speed in the middle of the night to kill them.
8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We must have the courage to face the cruel reality that there may be nothing but distance in the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be ordinary people throughout our lives.
9. My friends are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
10. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds rolling and relaxing in my heart.
11. You go, you go, I want to lie down.
12. My roommates are all asleep, so I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow to bore them to death.
13. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly turn off the alarm clocks on their mobile phones. I will go to class alone tomorrow morning to get scholarships and trick them to death.
14. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when you enter flow can you break the involution.
15. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children’s eyes will be bigger than theirs and they will be overwhelmed.
16. When I invited my roommates to drink milk tea, I secretly made a note that it was sugar-free. They both gained weight while I lost weight alone, which overwhelmed them all.
17. If you don’t want to be involved, you have to involve others.
18. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study program. I was richer than them, and I tricked them to death.
19. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and can kill them.
20. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
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