Call names and talk about the complete works.

Call names and talk about the complete works.

1. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive in the Jianghu for a long time.

2. Everyone is familiar with Go. The horse walks on the field, like walking in the sun, coming and going, commanding, sighing and making up.

Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.

If you can't be Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

6. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. I think I can save it!

When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

8. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

9. A blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar sees a soldier early.

10, they all say that "a woman without talent is virtue", and I think I should be respected.

1 1, people want face bark and telephone poles want cement.

12, I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? You should charge me dozens of dollars for the phone bill if you have something to do.

13. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

14, piccado, why do you look down on me? Why don't you put me in your garbage bag?

15, the current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. It's hard not to take it. You can't eat it if you take it.

16, there is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" How embarrassing!

17, when you knew me, I didn't know you; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.

18, the dog said to the bear: marry me, and you will be happy if you marry me. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble.

19, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious.

20. What do people live for? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

2 1, I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.

22. Don't touch it! I can't even find my own breasts.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

25. That woman looks good at first glance, but it's better to take a closer look.

26. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.

27, sorry, I only smell of sweat, not feminine.

28. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

29. The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy. Not good, not good.

When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, and life is your own.

3 1, I can only blame myself for being too young to see it clearly.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world didn't belong to you.