My elder sister is so overbearing, and what she said is a selection of 89 sentences in Daquan.

1, if you really love someone, no matter what he did to you before, no matter what mistakes he made, you will forgive him and even give him reasons.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

Someone in the world will always give you a pack of arsenic, and you will make it like honey.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

The meaning of life lies not in how many rugged roads we have taken, but in how many philosophies we have learned from them. These eternal human wisdom will help us know the real life and enjoy the happiness of life.

6. A brother is the first person you want to tell when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

7. The three ugliest people in women's eyes: the rival of a good sister, the current girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend, and the ex-girlfriend of a current boyfriend.

8. Every time I see my wallet in a bad mood, I check the value of my heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney online. I still have millions of properties! I feel much better in an instant!

9. There are not only one or two people who hate me, but also many who speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.

10, the class teacher and the principal both fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? ? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives. ?

1 1, we don't need to package ourselves with too gorgeous language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.

12, you fucking think I have no temper and am easy to bully, that's why you bully me. Okay, you've been bullying me for so long. Let's break up.

13, depending on parents, at most a princess. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.

14, five years later, no matter whether you get ahead or face the loess, brothers or brothers, girlfriends or girlfriends!

15, your life will not fail you. Those wrong turns, those tears, those sweats all make you unique.

16, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

17, you said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, teenagers, and you can go out with your brothers without clothes if you are capable!

18, if a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

19, you are ugly, it doesn't matter, you can be confident, but you have the arrogance of Xifeng, which is really disgusting.

20. I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate but not entangled.

2 1, no one will sing to me in the middle of the night, no one will say good morning to me every day, no one will keep me warm when the weather turns cold, oh, I hope someone will call and no one will.

22. Try to read one tone of Mandarin into two tones, two tones into four tones, three tones into one tone, and four tones into four tones. You will be surprised to find that you can speak Henan dialect.

23. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon. The shortest distance in the world is from Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon.

24. I can buy it again if the data cable is broken! There is no phone bill, I can charge it. I will never go to the person who left first, that's all for you. Not as important as my mobile phone!

Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.

26. Now we all have the cheapest * *, the most precious dignity, the most unreliable vows, the most hypocritical friends and the most self-righteous dreams.

27. What kind of world is this? I am your brand. Dogs live like people. If you want to be cute, you won't kill yourself when you see me.

28, old vines, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, watermelons, can only gain weight, can only hope that they are blind.

29. If you want to break up with me, just say so. Use your parents' refusal to let you play with me as an excuse for paralysis. Don't think I am rare.

30. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me and it said? Another bottle? .

3 1, everyone has a dead end, if they can't get out, others can't get in. So, you don't understand me and I don't blame you.

32. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

33. In high school, I took my mobile phone to school. After being discovered by the class teacher, I took it to the office for a lecture and called my parents. As soon as my father entered the office, the teacher told him about me. My dad went up to smash his cell phone without saying anything, and the class teacher collapsed and said, that's my cell phone!

We don't have any faith, but we can't help believing in kindness, even faith, tolerance, strong hopes and dreams. These seemingly empty things can bring us real inner peace and tranquility and give life a heavy and real life.

35, I smile, I hope you give me a smile; I am good to you, and I hope you are good to me; I give love and hope to get your love.

36. Be sure to give me an invitation when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of person is better than me and fulfill my dream of growing old with you.

On the road of life, it will never be smooth sailing. On the road of life, you can never do it overnight. There is always rain, there is always frost and snow, and there are always setbacks and failures. There will always be unexpected encounters, there will always be difficulties and obstacles, and there will always be unexpected encounters. The key is to see how you face and deal with it.

38. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

39、? Have you ever been chased! ? Hmm? So good, so envious? Why don't you buy things without paying?

40. The light is always there. Don't rush to say that there is no choice. Maybe there is hope at the next intersection.

4 1. Don't always ask when it hurts. Why me? ? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

42、? If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? ? Slap first to see if it's fake! ?

43. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!

44. A brother is the first person to clap and laugh the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

45. I took my brother's cigarette butts, drank his leftover water, ate his rice, wore his shoes and clothes and slept with me.

46. Sometimes the other person who asks questions has been dodging, that is, telling you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.

47. A woman's greatest pride is not how beautiful she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

48. No matter how dangerous the world is and how weak the shoulders are, I also have people I want to protect to the end!

49. My friend has white hair and won't let me pull it out. He said that La 1 will change 10. I asked why? She said that her face turned white with fear because the dark hair around her saw her little friend being uprooted? All right! You won!

50. What a handsome boy playing football and a handsome boy playing basketball are all bullshit! As long as you are handsome, you are handsome when you play with glass balls.

5 1. To be a woman, you should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud of being single.

52. No matter how many grievances you have, you can only hold them in your heart. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

53. During the exam, I skillfully wrote down the answers. I think I am very good. I divided the test paper. It turned out that I was smart enough to avoid the correct answer.

54. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you and love to ignore you when they don't use you. People don't care about dogs.

When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a piece of glass.

56. None or all. It is now or never. From now on, I don't want anything but what I have.

57, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, and I have this style that you don't have.

58, we hate a person, often because they are too similar to each other; We like a person because they are so alike.

59. Some people are speechless because of emotional problems; Some things are impossible because of social reality.

60、? Who do you like? ? It's not you anyway. ? Will it kill you to lie to me? ? I lied. I'm not dead. ?

6 1, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

62. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

63. My best friend stole my lover, but I don't regret it. Because my best friend is playing with the rest of my things, and that person is not a good thing either.

Remember those people who make you breathless, because they taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

65. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

66. Don't think that people who can't let go won't let you go! Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

67. I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.

68. Get into trouble together, play together, and skip class together? Many, many will go their separate ways together next year.

69. When I was drunk, I felt at a loss, a sigh and a world of mortals. The phoenix tree falls all over the ground, and the autumn is three points thick. My heart is happy, but my dream is hard to find. I sang a song after drinking, just because I love the world of mortals.

70. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you!

7 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

72. There is a kind of person who does two things in this world. If you succeed, he is jealous of you. What if it fails? He laughed at you.

73. Don't hurt me too lightly, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

74, in fact, people are mean! There are not a few people who love you and spoil you, but those who are indifferent to you are in hot pursuit, and finally they are black and blue!

Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt? Are you in the same hospital as me?

76. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

77. Change the screen name to? Is anyone here? After adding friends, it becomes? I cann't believe someone added you as a friend

78. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.

79. Do you think my mother's heart is made of titanium alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?

80. I am desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.

8 1, everyone is not in a hurry. What am I in a hurry? What everyone is anxious about is the difference between work and bonus.

82. Who is sincere to me, who hides a knife in a smile, who will accompany me for a long time, and who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.

83. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

84. Give me 60 kilos of goods, and I won't be able to move them. Give me 100 Jin of you, and I will definitely pick you up and run.

85. The man who will marry me in the future doesn't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

86. Obedience is the extraordinary patience shown before completion for some ulterior purpose.

87. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Don't leave your family alone!

88. Keep a male girlfriend, because female girlfriends always give you the rest of themselves, while male girlfriends always introduce their best brothers to you.

89. Don't wait, people who shouldn't wait! No pain, no sadness! Don't shed tears that shouldn't have fallen!