Distance creates beauty. How to reply humorously to the next sentence?

Distance creates beauty. The next sentence can be replied humorously:

1. Time creates love.

2. Time produces love.

2. It turns into cheating after a long time.

4. Distance produces beauty, look at Chen Shimei

5. Distance produces beauty, but sometimes distance also produces strangeness.

6. But time can make everything look skinny.

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Humorous chat skills:

Stay optimistic. This is the most basic requirement for learning to chat with humor. If you don’t have an optimistic mood yourself. A natural expression of humor rather than an overly artificial performance. Keep your emotions in check and make your language brighter and more optimistic. Only in this way can others feel your humor from between the lines of your words.

Don’t worry too much. If you want to learn to chat with humor, the first thing you need to do is not to be too fussy or too sensitive. Sometimes when we are chatting in some circles of friends, we will see people like this. When others say something, they immediately start to argue, thinking that the other person is referring to Sang, Huai, etc. Chatting like this will kill you. If you want to have a humorous chat, don't be too fussy.