How to write bills humorously?

1. Thanks to Alipay wallet for letting me know that I was so rich, but where did the money come from? I still don't know.

2. Don't look at the credit card bill. I didn't know I was so rich. I lost my passion for work in an instant. I just want to lie at home and count money.

Although the credit card bill only means running water, I finally know where the money is.

From the perspective of saving money, I still look like a woman. No wonder I am always in urgent need of money, and my expenses will be reduced in 2020. Poor people are afraid of saving money like that. I'm worried!

I seem to be rich when I look at the credit card bill, but I don't see this kind of money. The above data has nothing to do with me, it belongs to Alipay wallet.

6. Slum girls' annual bills, what not to do, first meal.

Although I always said I was poor, I didn't know I was so rich until I read my credit card bill.

8. I feel quite rich once a year.

9. Here we go again, the annual variety show "Where did I get so much money?" .

10, I feel a little rich just by looking at the credit card bill, but the goose always feels so poor.

1 1. After the previous Taobao credit card bill, Alipay wallet once again spoke with data, which made me understand that I was really poor.

12, don't be unclear. At first sight, I was shocked. I am too poor, so I have so much money. Now I feel very sad about the money I used. I am really autistic. I finally found it because I was poor.

13, here we are, finally handling the credit card bill for one year, or this sentence: Did I make so much money this year?