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Speak classics in bad Chinese.

Life is like a period, isn't it a lesson of blood for you? Here I bring you a classic saying that Chinese is not good, I hope it will help you!

My Chinese is not good. Don't ask me how much one plus one equals.

1, if you don't talk, you may not feel nothing. Don't ask, don't be heartless. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing, not necessarily loving.

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.

As long as the road is long, I will go with you without complaint.

I suddenly understand why people need to die now. Need a complete and real death. Completely eliminate the old and replace the new. Need a credible way of reincarnation.

God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of local tyrant.

6. Life is like a big aunt. Is it true to give you some blood lessons?

7. No one will laugh at you as long as you concentrate on making yourself attractive.

8. Fate is a wonderful thing. When it gives you something, it will take something away, no matter what you want.

9. Don't turn over the past page. If you turn the dust over, it will enter your eyes.

10, I can't see others laughing, and I also laugh at others wearing nothing.

The stupidest thing than unrequited love is mutual unrequited love.

1, I can't understand the world of mortals, I can't understand the grievances, all beings are suffering, suffering is the life of love, and a wisp of obsession is entangled in my heart. At this time, there is only one distant mark left.

Don't tell the world about your pain like a refugee.

I am in the corner, wiping away worthless tears.

Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me and I don't want to bother you all the time.

Don't disappoint people when you love, the scenery when you play, the bed when you sleep, and yourself when you are alone.

Maybe one day we are both old, but I still remember the way you moved me.

7. May you stop wandering in this life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

This lie is so beautiful that I was moved by it.

9. Looking at your drifting back, my heart aches, and our love is no longer beautiful in an instant.

10 Even so, people will still be trapped in it and don't know the way back. Will they be knocked down by their own persistent ignorance, or will some people choose to smile and cry even if they are black and blue?

There are still a few days before the senior high school entrance examination. Very lucky number!

1. Looking at these patients, I feel sad. They can't afford expensive imported medicine, so they have to wait for death or even commit suicide.

I am sure that I love what I do, which is the only reason that supports me to go on these years.

Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

On the road of life, don't indulge in a scenery that doesn't belong to you. If you stop, you will only miss more wonderful things.

5. Blame me me. I'm not the perfect me when I met you.

Sometimes, we cry not because we are weak, but because we have been strong for too long.

7. It's not the lack of positive energy, but my negative energy immune warmth.

8, the human heart, sometimes it is so small, too small to hold a sentence, too small to hold only one person.

9. When you have a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player.