You don't need to take medicine, you just need to shut up.

The whole class staged a dance, which was really varied and varied, with various stretches and twists. Boys try their best to imitate the movements of the classmates in front, only seeking the movements at the beginning and the end, ignoring all the middle movements, which makes people want to be crazy! ! ! !

My sister came to see a doctor with a black face, and the doctor asked her what was wrong. The lady cried and said that her husband would beat her every time he came back drunk. "It's easy," said the doctor. "This is mouthwash. Next time he comes home drunk, you can hold this mouthwash until he falls asleep. " A month later, the lady went to the doctor with joy: "Doctor, what medicine did you prescribe for me?" He really stopped hitting me! ""I prescribed pure water for you, "said the doctor." You don't need to take medicine, you just need to shut up.

I went to the dentist to have my wisdom teeth pulled out and had an operation. Because I can't speak, I recorded a voice "It hurts" in advance. I play whenever I feel pain. The whole consulting room echoed with "Doctor, slow down, pain, pain, pain ……", and kept talking with a group of doctors and nurses ... Later, the doctor who operated on me couldn't bear it anymore and took my mobile phone away.

I was bullied when I first transferred to school, so I called my grandfather to help me vent my anger. I didn't expect the other party to call him grandpa. As soon as we met, my grandfather suddenly said, "Boy, do you know who I am?" Unexpectedly, his grandfather made a ceremony, and the two went to the pub with wet eyes without saying a word.

Xiaoming is very naughty. He reported that he was eating apples in a nearby orchard and was found. The owner of the orchard asked, "What's your name? I want to tell your parents! " Xiao Ming said generously, "No, my parents know my name."

Lao Tzu called his disciples to bed before he died. He opened his mouth and asked, "Is my tooth still there?" "It's gone." "Where's my tongue?" Still here. Laozi said, "Soft things last longer than hard things!"

I used to live in high school, and it took more than 40 minutes to leave home by minibus. I lost my money for a week, but I didn't borrow it from anyone because I was too proud. On Friday, I live with milk tea, honey and fruit that I brought to school on Monday, but I didn't ask anyone for four yuan for the fare home. Finally, I walked home for a few hours. . . . . . Now that I think about it, it was quite interesting at first. . . Desperate to save face and suffer.

I remember when I practiced driving. Every time I pull over, I always park my car sideways. Every time the coach scolds me, the more he scolds me, the more nervous I get. I turned to look at the coach, who looked at me without saying a word. I asked timidly, "Did I park my car sideways again?" The coach said indignantly, "No way, this is a crooked road!" " ! !

I used to be lazy and relapse every time I went home on holiday, so I couldn't stay in bed all day. . . My parents are not satisfied with this. Once I was lying in bed in a daze. My father thought I was asleep, so he arranged for me with my mother: "Look, our daughter is too lazy. If we get married in the future, the man's family will probably have to add an ancestor ... "My mother replied," Yes, it's too poor. I really feel sorry for our future son-in-law ... "Dad:" That's not true. If anyone can really marry our daughter, it must be because of past lives.

The subway to work today is super crowded. A man accidentally stepped on a woman's foot and said he was sorry. Unexpectedly, the woman insisted on cursing, and the man couldn't bear to point the phone at her and open the Tom cat on the phone. ...

I went to donate blood with my friends. Someone donated 200cc to a box of milk, and someone donated 600cc to an electronic watch and a box of milk. A second-rate colleague said: If I donated 1200CC, I didn't know how much I would donate, so I told him at that time that I was worthless and insatiable. When it's my turn. How much the doctor said, I said, all drainage, what I give!

Work Inspirations: Success needs no reason, only methods.

Introduction: Regarding the inspirational feeling of success, many people are unsuccessful because there are too many excuses. No one beats you, but your fear of laziness and failure beats you; It's not something that stumbles you, but many reasons you give yourself. Stop making excuses for yourself. The first step to success is always to face your own problems.

You are just too good at making excuses for yourself.

Inspirational sentiment about success

A few days ago, my friend Qing Qing worked hard to prepare for the official opening of a small coffee shop for a year, and invited several of our girlfriends to come and sit down. During the dinner, my best friend Fan Xiao said with an envious expression: It's good to open my own coffee shop. It's my childhood dream!

A friend said that you can drive, too. If you have a dream, you must work hard to realize it. Then Fan Xiao said, my family doesn't have enough money to open a coffee shop for me. When Qing Qing heard this, he was not very happy. The money at home is useless to me. It's all the money I've saved from my work in recent years.

Fan Xiao also said that to open a coffee shop, you must know about marketing and management, and you must also know about western food and coffee. I'm not a related major, and I don't have much time to study now. Busy at ordinary times, can't delay the work. Another friend said: I remember that Qingqing didn't study these majors either. Qingqing seems to use her spare time to go to classes everywhere.

Then Fan Xiao added: I am in poor health. I can't have a good rest if my spare time is full. If I get sick, I will spend money to see a doctor. Isn't it not worth the loss?

You don't have to occupy your spare time. You can learn when you have time to open a coffee shop in the future!

It takes connections to open a coffee shop. Qingqing is so beautiful that it should be easy to have many friends. I can't. Ugly people are unlucky. After Fan Xiao finished this sentence, the dinner was finally quiet. Because we know that no matter what we say, she always has reason to refute.

It's not that she really can't open this coffee shop, but that she doesn't want to make any efforts for her dream at all. Therefore, she has to find many seemingly reasonable reasons for her failure to work hard, so that she can accept her failure to work hard. In fact, most people accomplish nothing because they are too good at finding reasons for themselves.

You envy your colleagues for getting promoted step by step and doubling their wages, but you say: people still have their own lives, and living is meaningless. So when colleagues work overtime desperately, you choose to continue working and watch videos without any pressure.

You envy that your best friend knows five musical instruments and six languages, but you say that these things are not serious. You should work hard first, besides, everyone learned it when I was a child. Now that I am old, I can't learn. Why waste time? In fact, it is never too late to learn. You just want to give yourself a good excuse not to learn shopping.

You envy your friends for going out of small cities and opening up new horizons in Beishangguang, but you say: there are many opportunities in big cities, and I can go, but my parents are here and don't travel far, so I still have to take care of them at home. You don't see that others need to work hard in big cities, so you can live a dull life in small cities with peace of mind.

Even you envy others for losing weight successfully, but you said that you would continue to lose weight after eating this meal, and you would have the strength to lose weight when you were full. So you eat one meal after another, just to give yourself so-called strength.

Then you say, am I wrong? Originally, there were many opportunities in big cities, and health was more important than work.

Yes, you are right. Make excuses for things you don't want to do. If you want to find them, you can always find thousands. Just like a smoker, if he doesn't want to quit smoking, he can find the benefits of 100, but he just turns a blind eye to the reasons why smoking is harmful to health. According to the cognitive dissonance theory of psychology, if a person's behavior and attitude are opposite, he will feel very uncomfortable. In order to make yourself feel comfortable, you can only find reasons to balance your attitude and behavior.

You don't want to work hard, don't want to pay, and it's troublesome to do anything, so give yourself many reasons not to do it and let yourself stay in your comfort zone. You are afraid to see your incompetence and incompetence, so you attribute your failure and the success of others to external uncontrollable factors such as social environment, luck, appearance and even weather, so as to pretend to be an innocent person. what can I do? This is not my problem.

You are really good at making excuses for yourself. You can always find the one that is most beneficial to you among many reasons. Your eloquence is good, your eloquence is good, your words are reasonable and impeccable. But you won the tongue, but you lost yourself in the end.

Every reason you can't do for yourself is like a boulder. Before you took the first step, you denied all the opportunities and possibilities, blocked all the roads ahead of you, and finally left yourself with no way to go, tying yourself in the so-called comfort zone and achieving nothing; Every reason you find for failure is like a black cloth, which blinds your eyes and prevents you from seeing the truth. When you think that everything is not your problem, how can you make a change? How can we change the fate of failure?

No one beats you, but your fear of laziness and failure beats you; It's not something that stumbles you, but many reasons you give yourself.

So, stop making excuses for yourself. The first step to success is always to face up to your own problems, rather than blindly avoiding and deceiving yourself. When you know that your inaction is not because of anything else, but because of laziness, you will become diligent; When you know that your failure is not because of bad luck, but because of poor ability or not working hard enough, you will improve yourself. Although the process of self-denial is always painful, growing up is a struggle and confrontation with yourself after all, which is better than accommodating your own desires in every way and finally dying in a gentle hometown.

We don't need time together, we just need to feel, and the feeling is in our hearts.

1. The best promise is not to love you for ten thousand years, but to have no promise at all.

I hope you won't be sad for too long. I hope you can eat a lot of food in the future. I hope you don't look back at me. I hope there will be many sunny days there. I hope you can sleep well every day. I hope that even if I miss it occasionally, don't wait. I hope the farther I go, the better the scenery will be. Hope, one point and two widths, each gives birth to joy.

No one knows how happy I am when I miss you; No one knows the sadness and pain in my happiness. No one knows that you have been engraved in my heart and become an indelible mark in my life. Thinking about your own taste is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears.

Don't always listen to sad songs, don't always think about the past, don't let the past hold you back, and don't let the future down.

5. Tears, tears are my experience and the taste of growing up; Tears, tears that have flowed through countless nights, the taste of heartache.

6. The biggest pain in life is actually helplessness. A lot of things, you watch it happen, you want to save it, but there is nothing you can do. So you can get everything without effort. In life, what we need to learn most is to give up. When someone leaves you, you get nothing for what you have paid. You will know that if you lose this game, you will quit and come back later. Giving up is not the end, but giving yourself another chance.

7. Don't know how to cherish what you have, lose the most precious familiar life, pretend to smile and walk in the hypocritical crowd.

8. It doesn't take time to be together, just feel it, feel it in your heart.

9. Dream on. When you figure it out, your mind will be clear. Tolerance, give your heart more oxygen, and life will be rare. Those who know how to be content get happiness, those who know how to let go get freedom, those who know how to cherish get happiness, and those who know how to forget get relaxation. Excessive greed and desire are the shackles of the soul. Only by cutting them off can we have a free and complete life.

10. Young love often has regrets. Missed is missed. I just like you. I didn't say we had to be together. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years. Smile and let him pass by your world.

1 1. I always believe that you can't keep the people who are leaving. If you want to go, I will never look back.

12. Meeting is always unexpected, but parting is always planned for a long time. There are too many stories without endings. You should get used to meeting and parting. There are always people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept them rather than miss them.

13. From the day I met you, I begged you in my heart. If life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on so that I can see you all the time. If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people and never get lost.

14. Maybe one day in a noisy city, when we pass by, I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that I once loved that person.

15. Sincerely say that I miss you, really miss you, without any concealment or ambiguity, and it is a sincere and pure heart.

16. Everyone has a Seine in his heart, which divides our hearts into two sides: the left bank is soft and the right bank is cold and hard; Left bank sensibility, right bank rationality; On the left bank live our desires, expectations, struggles and all our love, hate and anger, while on the right bank live the brand left in our hearts by the rules of this world. The left bank is a dream, and the right bank is life.

17. To forget someone is not to stop thinking, but to think occasionally, but there are no more waves in my heart.

18. I used to think that the person I loved was the right person, even if it was not suitable for running in. However, there are still too many embarrassing places in running-in. I just realized that love is not necessarily appropriate, and the right person will not be covered with scars if he loves it.

19. In a painful intimate relationship (self-abuse and abuse), if your focus is entirely on the other person, then you can't grow up and get out. The first step to growth and change is to take responsibility for your own pain: no one can make you suffer unless you allow it. With this attitude and strong determination to grow, you will eventually come out!

20. In fact, happiness is sometimes as simple as that. We just need a little courage.

2 1. I always feel that my efforts are valuable, at least in return for human feelings, and the other party will be grateful. In fact, if you don't know how to refuse, you won't get any gratitude at all; It will only make others think that your efforts are cheap. Cowards' contribution is a low-value contribution, because you give people the feeling that your contribution is justified; The contribution of a principled person is a high-value contribution because others can't count on him. As soon as he makes a move, others make a profit. -Mi Meng

22. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

23. Forget the beloved person who brought you pain and happiness. Forget her, tell yourself, not for fear that she will forget, but for fear that one day she will think of you again.

Remember, it is not tears that can make up for the loss. So don't cry easily. Remember, if you are not sad, you must cry. So don't be so stingy with your smile. Remember, you won't give because you think you can. So don't make a promise so easily. Remember, it's not that you're not doing well enough. So don't feel sorry for yourself and think that you have accomplished nothing. Remember, you are not the only one who is trying. So don't give up easily.

25. Love is not a flower in the soil, but a fertilizer in the soil. The last flower in full bloom is your life.

26. People with feelings will always encounter many problems. Because feelings will magnify a small matter many times. As long as there is emotional involvement, women will think more and men will be changeable. No one can think rationally under love. Therefore, there is no need to blame each other. Sometimes, love is like a war. There is no winning or losing, only sadness.

Remember, you are you. You don't need others to make do with it, and you don't need to target others.

1, remember, you are you. You don't need others to make do with it, and you don't need to target others.

She can see that I am not satisfied, but she must let me know how much she hates me and wants to kill me!

3, I said I don't love jealousy is false, I'm not simply jealous, I'm just a jealous with a ton of explosives tied.

All my efforts and struggles are to have a bright future and meet an excellent you.

5. Do you think I am troublesome? Do you think I talk too much? Do you think I'm not a lady? Do you think I'm not gentle enough? Do you think I have a strange temper? But this is me.

I understand that it's absurd for you to love me. I understand that there are some tacit understandings that I must abide by.

7. Losing is much more terrible than not getting, because it has an extra process called owning.

8. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, but only if it is worthwhile.

9. If you want to catch everything, you may end up with nothing.

10, breaking up is our ending, but I don't regret it, because I once owned it! Sad to talk about a lovelorn, a difficult, to what extent do you allow it to change you? Where did you let it take you? How did you handle it?

1 1, love and hate is also a kind of happiness, at least someone remembers me.

12, I don't think of my friends first when I do anything, but I show my sincerity.

13, are you always waiting for others to reply, always suspecting that there is something wrong with the network, and always refreshing the news?

14, don't give up your dreams easily. Miracles are performed every day.

15, [I'm just a player who always cries in other people's stories]

16, people's life is sometimes puzzling.

17, although years pass and everything will pass, there are always some things that cannot be erased when they happen.

Water under the bridge. Things have passed.

19, that wonderful thing is a light, steady, leisurely and most natural heart.

20. The more people care, the more cautious they are, but they can't even keep a kiss.