Humorous remarks about hail

Talk about the hailstorm:

1. Pimple soup is falling from the sky. Hurry home and get a basin to catch it.

2. The mice got on the bat and went out for a trip. Unexpectedly, there was hail, and the bat was so dizzy that it could not distinguish between east, west, north and south. So the mice panicked, and one of them started parachuting. Landed safely.

So all the mice imitated parachute jumping, but they all jumped to death. The squirrel looked at the dead mice and couldn't help sighing secretly: "The first time I exercised my tail, so many ancestors were buried with me. How can I express my gratitude to the old man?" Dad, tell me?”

3. It’s hailing. It seems like we can’t keep up with the trend if we don’t set up a street stall to buy hail photos. Friends, you can make a date.

4. When there is a hailstorm outside the house, tell me whether you like the fruit stall, the snack stall, the snack stall, or my little brain stall. If you are not satisfied with the answer, I will push you away. Go out and let the hail knock you awake.

5. It’s such a nice weather with hail, so I’m going to set up a stall. It doesn’t matter whether I can sell or not, I mainly like the feeling of being free and unrestrained when setting up a stall in this kind of weather.

6. I haven’t caught up with buying a house, the Internet hasn’t caught up, and the live broadcast hasn’t caught up. I can’t miss setting up a stall to take photos on a hail day. Who knows if someone will want to take a photo with the hail.

7. It’s hailing. I want to go out and let the hail kill me, so that there will be no beautiful women in this world.

8. It’s hailing, go pick it up!