Tell me about asking for money. How humorous?

Selected classic funny stories about money.

Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be thankful that it is really not a matter of getting together in this era of no money, no rights, no benefits and no rights.

Second, in today's society, money is life, and no money is death.

Third, there are many good movies recently, and we diaosi women who have no money and no one to invite deserve to stay at home.

I am not handsome, not tall, not cool, no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

Some people's space after watching movies is full of stories of Tiny Age 3, which makes us people who have no money or time very embarrassed.

Hey, I like you. Really? Wait, I'm not finished. Then you said I like you. . Have money in your pocket "

7. Forgive my poor mouth, but I still have no money.

Eight, when I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag behind my back to fly a kite.

Nine,: people are hard to talk, not sweet, and have no money ~

Ten, it's time for girls to push short skirts and show off long-legged boys with open collars and leaking collarbones. The local tyrant Haagen-Dazs Starbucks learned exactly the same, and there is no money like me.

In fact, it is also a good thing to have no money to take Malaysia Airlines.

Twelve, Tencent told us that we can't do anything without money!

Thirteen, people who have no money are as cheap as dogs.

14. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

15. I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

Sixteen, [money, your life is all the way, without money, your life is difficult and dangerous. ]

Seventeen, the road to society without money is difficult, and there are a group of dogs behind the money.

18. Holidays are all kinds of idleness at home, and going out without money is suspected.

Nineteen, so you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet, which is understandable!

Twenty, my current state: Being a fool is better than having no money, no looks, no height and no object.

A classic joke about money. Tell me about the latest.

First, the rich hold a money field, and the poor go home and take some money to hold a money field.

Second, I put my wife's photo in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn't even pay attention to beggars, but they were eager to give you money. What do they rely on?

What's wrong with being fat No money. Why? What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

5. I am too ordinary. I stay in the group in your Q, and you can't find me without money to open SVIP.

Physics teacher: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Humans will gradually become extinct. Tell me, what does it matter! ! !

I am cruel and rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

Eight, when there is money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!

Nine, this society has no money, who can respect you? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

X. I found that no matter whether I have money or not, I use iphone in TV series, which is a fake explosion.

11. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that I have no money. . . .

12. In my childhood, I admired Don Wan Ru the most. Although she has no money, no potential, no looks and no figure, there are a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that.

Thirteen, neither looks nor money, is it shameful to go to the deformation meter?

14. Love can't be measured by money. You don't have to be happy to have money, but you can be happy without money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world well.

15. Happiness is that when you have no money, you find wrinkles in old jeans 100 yuan.

16. If you have money, you are your father. What are you without money? Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play as you like. Imagine that one day your parents.

Seventeen, when I was a child, my family had no money, and I kept flying kites with a rope tied to a plastic bag. blue sky

Eighteen, people in heaven, money in the bank, have the ability to rob the bank, have no ability to go to heaven.

Nineteen, there is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

20. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.