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What do you get if you buy a million-dollar luxury car? Really "unpretentious"

"Spring rain is as expensive as oil". At present, the epidemic situation in China is still grim, but successive spring rains in some areas have quietly announced the arrival of spring.

Umbrella is the most beautiful scenery in rainy days. Oil-paper umbrellas, colorful lovers' umbrellas and invisible umbrellas in the rain lane can all add different temperament to umbrella holders.

After the epidemic has dissipated, how to show your economic strength and grace in the crowd? Uncle Che thinks he can hold up a Rolls-Royce umbrella at a high price. The double R-shaped LOGO is highly recognizable and can be described as "suffocating" in the street!

This umbrella on Rolls Royce can be sold separately, and the price is about 6,543,800 yuan (the actual price is actually not that high). In other words, you have to spend the money of an A-class car to buy an umbrella. The advantage is that in the eyes of others, you are the owner of thousands of luxury cars in all likelihood! The sky-high umbrella made of sterling silver is exquisite in workmanship. It is said that it can resist 12 gale (as long as you can hold on).

The point is that this umbrella can't be called a gift exactly. It matches the Rolls-Royce car and is a part of the car itself. The umbrella is hidden in the left door panel, and it will pop up automatically by pressing a small button, and the umbrella slot has drying function, which is very necessary. Otherwise, water accumulated in the door may lead to rust and odor of parts. In addition, this kind of umbrella can also provide necessary shelter for ladies wearing skirts. Rolls-Royce has always been committed to ensuring the elegance of gentlemen.

Buy Bentley to send an umbrella to send an Apple mobile phone.

In fact, Bentley Mu Shang usually gives umbrellas, but they are not as functional as Rolls-Royce, and there are not many bright spots. Moreover, Uncle Che doesn't like green very much, and users have to go to the trunk to get it in the rain. Is it the umbrella drying function? Don't! You should know that the realization of this function will affect the structural design of the car body.

In addition, if you buy a Bentley, you will also get an iPhone, of course, a customized version of the iPhone. Bentley's exclusive logo is printed on the back of the phone. Calling can show that you are the owner of Bentley.

Take the customized version of iPhoneX Bentley in the above picture as an example. The back of the phone is inlaid with 18K gold, and there are specially customized numbers on the bottom of the phone. For example, the serial number is 19/ 100, indicating the limited number 100, and the machines are 19 in sequence, which has certain collection value.

Buy Bugatti's "Silver Treasure Box"

Bugatti is a high-performance super-running brand. What will the owner get after buying Bugatti?

All the good things are in the box, but how does Uncle Che feel that he has a feeling of receiving express delivery and unpacking express delivery?

Perhaps echoing the tonality of the brand, Bugatti does not prepare clothes, bags and the like. When you open the box, you will find that the gifts on the first floor are more instrumental, and the door sensors and car keys are embedded in the leather gift box. In addition, Bugatti will also send a vehicle model, and the interior is also proportional to the real car. This is handmade and very delicate. The price of this car model is about 6,543,800 yuan. Dull and boring ...

Not only that, the owner will also get a tailor-made jacket, the zipper is made of platinum and sewn with top silk. When you go out in a Bugatti coat, you must have lost your love for Louis Vuitton and Hermes.

Buy Ferrari, send headphones, send watches.

Compared with the above, Ferrari is much "stingy". The owner will get a pair of headphones with Ferrari logo printed on them, which was jointly built with Logic3, a famous British peripheral manufacturer. The outer packaging is carbon fiber from a sports car, but the sound quality is not so beautiful.

This headset can be sold through third-party retail channels, starting at $349, equivalent to about RMB 2,400. Ferrari fans can buy one as a tribute and put an X in the circle of fans, but the sound quality of headphones may not satisfy music enthusiasts.

Ferrari sent a headset, which is unreasonable! After the owner picks up the car, Ferrari officials will give the owner two customized watches, one is a sports watch and the other is a business watch. The unit price of both watches is six figures!

Buying a red flag can enjoy a full sense of ceremony and honor.

Uncle Che can't just say foreign luxury brands, but also domestic brands. In the pedigree of Hongqi products, L series needs to be another matter. The red flag L5 is a god-like existence in the hearts of domestic riders, and its significance is not limited to a car. At present, ordinary people can buy a noble and extraordinary red flag L5 at their own expense after passing the official data review of the red flag.

When picking up the car, the 4S shop will first prepare red curtains for the riders, let the owners open them in person, and then take a group photo. After that, the Red Flag official will assign a special shuttle bus to deliver the Red Flag L5 to your home. No matter how remote your home is in the countryside or in the frontier with bad weather, the red flag officer will send it. What is needed is such a sense of ceremony. Under the gaze of hometown people, a luxurious and meaningful red flag L5 rises, and the owner's inner feelings can be imagined.

In addition, the owners of Red Flag L5 will also receive a tailor-made suit, and become a Red Flag charity ambassador to realize the sense of honor and emotional sublimation. Uncle che recognized the practice of red flag. The owner of the red flag L5 is either rich or expensive, pursuing spiritual satisfaction.

Che Shu concluded

It must be said that the connotation of luxury brands is indeed incomparable to "civilian brands". Let's go back to work and start a business after the Spring Festival. You know, to buy ordinary civilian brand vehicles, car dealers will only send stickers, floor mats and other gadgets. Of course, their user groups are different. What do you think of this? Welcome to leave a message in the comments section below. ?

This article comes from car home, the author of the car manufacturer, and does not represent car home's position.