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If you don't want to lose your mood too early, don't have it too early.

Maybe I'm too naive to expect miracles.

Tear up the promise between us and delete the memories between us.

Just because of you, I would like to, but I was wrong. My mistake was very serious.

Love is an accident, why is it arranged by heaven?

I can't afford to play, I can't afford to lose, I'm not serious, I'm just afraid of breaking my heart.

I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim.

I think, if I love deeply, I am not afraid of sadness, but love makes my heart become Leng Xue.

There is a kind of care called meanness, and there is a kind of love called unfinished.

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

How many people love someone in the name of friendship.

Every gift you hate has a past in which you didn't work hard enough.

Later, we all proved that we were loved by making each other sad.

A person always has a way to go, so go alone bravely.

If love can only have a world of two people, then why are there so many third parties?

Under such a romantic agreement, why is there only an echo of words left?

The pain I said has been calmed down, and I only touch my heart when I don't mention it.

In fact, how much I miss you, maybe you really don't know.

Too many things go bad with time, and some people become wind for too long.

The best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

The best time is that you like me and I like you, but we haven't confessed yet.

No, I have no one but you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Don't want to get up, because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of!

If you don't want to lose it too early, don't have it too early.

Our only tacit understanding is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

It turns out that nothing can last forever except memory.

In fact, I don't know what touched me, but my heart is churning, and I feel a little like crying, which is very uncomfortable and very happy.

I like being with you, because then I can play the coquetry with you and be a happy woman.

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

A lifetime is a lifetime with you, just to die with you.

Give time, let bygones be bygones and start all over again.

There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memory.

We are all alone, one person and the other.

There is a love called silence, and there is a pain called tingling.

It's dark, you can't see my tears, because I smile so awkwardly with tears.

Don't pretend to be sad in front of me, and then turn around and elope happily.

You broke up, please don't make fun of me, I can't stand the teasing of three people.

There is only one thing. We have a tacit understanding. I won't contact you unless you contact me.

If you can find a reason to be sad, you will certainly find a reason to be happy.

No pains, no gains. Even if you pay, you may not be rewarded.

Peel an apple for yourself and think of the smile when others peel mangoes for you.

Even though I know it's unreasonable, I just want to prove my importance.

Suddenly I thought of someone and giggled. Then, a burst of disappointment.

Don't think I'm still waiting because you don't deserve it.

Your world, as soon as I entered, I got lost.

I don't want to be as fragile as glass, I want to be as transparent as diamond.

Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

In every heartless relationship, there will be a person's love.

Some memories linger, and some memories cannot be erased.

Before giving up, think about why you have persisted for so long.

I love my present life, plain and vigorous.

Love never has the best of both worlds, only both lose.

People with poor memories don't lose a lot of things, do they?

It's not that time didn't wait for me, but that you forgot to take me away.

Happiness is not just talk, love is not just talk.

Many people may never see each other again once they are separated.

Sometimes you have to have it in your life, and it won't be good to insist all the time.

I have heard that memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison. -

The definition of freedom is never to say sorry. -

Manzhushahua, a hundred flowers blossom and a thousand flowers fall, but they never meet. Regardless of cause and effect, fate is doomed to life and death-

What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.

After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other and can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

Love you don't love will never go bad, so we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we will never fall in love.

In fact, I have always believed that I don't need to think about anything at all, because I have never forgotten it.

The three most romantic words are not I love you, but being together.

Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt.

I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness, because I can't let you go.

Leave a number, just to wait for someone.

I tried to push you away, but you really let go.

I learned to take care of others, but I forgot how to feel sorry for myself.

Recall the past, hum the present and imagine the future.

Don't look at me furtively, just tell me whether you love me or not.

You are so rude, so please forgive me for forgetting your promise.

Time can dilute memory, but it can't make people forget it.

When I left, I turned around frequently, because I was afraid that you would turn around.

Just living, sad things will accumulate slowly.

Your love goes round and round, lingering, and my heart can't stand tossing.

My heart hurts so much that I forget how to wipe away the tears I shed for you.

Smiling is not necessarily polite, but sometimes it is a warning.

Memories make tears surge. Just because love is different from being loved.

Without fragility and bumps, there is no glory and pride.

With a selfless love, you have everything.

No matter what I do, you will treat me like a human being, won't you?

If I disappear, who will miss me crazy?

Thank you for letting me give full play to my self-love

I want to be strong, so strong that no one can make me cry.

Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his temper.

Through the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

My signature is for you to change, you will never understand.

People who have never experienced it mean nothing to him.

Repeating the same mistake over and over again made me laugh.

Love everyone, trust a few, and live up to no one.

My heart is full of you, how can you make me sad?

How long does it take to forget someone? Is it enough for spring, summer, autumn and winter?

Habits will be gradually formed and can be gradually changed.

You are a great dream. Who can I blame when you wake up?

The person who makes you blush at first will make you blush at last.

How long will it take me to understand that you don't love me?

There is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.

Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

Time has taught love how to cry when people laugh absurdly.

Girls' love skills: don't show your heart too early.

Girls' love skills: don't show your heart too early. Dating is not therapy. There are many factors that can kill a relationship. For example, it's getting harder and harder to stand each other, such as asking everything. These are emotional killers. Influenced by psychology and self-help books, women often go too far on the first date. For example, they tell each other about their past love history, their injuries, fears, drinking and even taking drugs. They just want to tie this new guy up. This practice is not only fatal, but also boring. Chatting with men must be smart, relaxed, funny and mysterious. Therefore, we advise women not to show their hearts too early.

(See Commandment 7: What to do before and during the first three dates. ) Be brief on the first date, so that you won't say too much. Remember, if you talk too much, you lose.

After the first date, he should only know these things, such as your name, your occupation, how many brothers and sisters you have, where you went to college, where your hometown is, and the name of your favorite restaurant. After the first date, he should not know your love history. Don't blame him if he comes to pick you up half an hour late. Don't tell him that you think he will never show up, that you feel abandoned, or even tell him that you are particularly afraid of this feeling when you are in psychotherapy. Never tell him that his behavior reminds you of your ex-boyfriend who was never on time. Even if it's true, keep your mouth shut. Don't worry, as long as you obey the precepts, you will automatically attract a husband who loves you and cares about you. Such a man will definitely be by your side, so how can he have leisure time to think about being abandoned?

If you especially want to tell him a secret, the principle of the commandment is haste makes waste. You'd better wait for the right time, at least a few months, when you tell others some secrets that you are ashamed to say, or topics that make you nervous. You'd better wait until he tells you his confession. Unless he really loves you, your so-called secret is none of his business!

Many women will tell their partners the details of their lives too early. This is not only unwise, but also useless. The first time a man sees you, he doesn't want to listen to your psychotherapy class. No man wants to hear how miserable your previous life was before he really fell in love with you.

When you date a man, you don't want to gain sympathy, but you want to spend the night with him and let him call you again. Remember the principle in the Seventh Commandment, the first three dates should be like a summer breeze, which makes people feel relaxed and infatuated with each other. You must make men always remember the mystery you showed on the first date. The first impression often lasts for a long time, and you can inadvertently tell him the hardships of childhood and inner fears. Even when talking about these topics, tell him in a relaxed and short way. Don't exaggerate your past. Don't tell him everything, and don't talk much.

For example, you used to drink. I am recovering now. He wants to take you out for a drink on the first date, and he wants to take you to dinner on the second date. He noticed that you only ordered soda twice. He wants to order a bottle of wine and wants to know if you want to drink with him. At this time, don't say: no, I won't drink any more. Two years ago, I almost lost my life by taking drugs and drinking. Now that I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous, I'm much more sober. All you have to say at this time is: no, thank you. Then smile at him. Wait until a few months later, he falls madly in love with you, and you won't think he will be biased against you because of drinking. At this time, you can say: I drank a lot when I was in college. But I really don't like that. I'm sober now, and I don't drink any more. I feel much better.

Then you can smile and continue another more relaxed topic; If he really loves you, he won't embarrass you, won't argue with you, and won't advise you to have a drink. At this time, in order to take care of your feelings, he may even drink less himself. He will even admire your restraint and self-discipline.

If you have been seriously ill before, or the operation has left obvious scars on your body, you can wait to make out with him, and when he helps you undress in the dark, you can calmly tell him that you have been ill before. If he loves you, he will continue to kiss you and care about you. Never take him seriously on the first date. Remember, especially at the beginning, you should not be too enthusiastic about anything, and don't spread all the cards on the table. In short, the more optimistic you are, the more sympathetic he will be to you. Asking for sympathy on your own initiative will certainly get you nowhere.

If you don't know how to save money and make ends meet, just answer those horrible phone calls on the answering machine. Don't tell him that your financial situation is not good, and don't tell him. Now you can't make ends meet because your father has lost all your tuition. You may think that we let you face such a thing calmly. But the fact is that you are not very good at managing money, which he will soon find out. But does he want to know who you owe? Do you want to know that you cancelled all your credit cards? Of course not. He just needs to know that financial management is not your strong suit.

We are not suggesting that you hide some problems in your life, nor are we asking you to lie. We just don't want you to tell him some cruel facts so soon.

Does he really need to know that your ex-boyfriend is dating your best friend behind your back? If he asks, you can say: It's over anyway.

You should make him feel that he loves the girl of his dreams, not someone who is deeply hurt. If you feel hurt (many of us will feel this way), then read the commandment L several times. Remember, you are a different woman! It doesn't matter whether you have a secret or not, what matters is when and how you tell him.

By the time you get engaged, he should know something important about your past with your family. The essence of discipline lies in sincerity and spiritual communication. If you accept the wedding ring, but you still hide something, it is morally unreasonable. You can tell him in a calm and relaxed tone. Don't be like some women, saying some ugly words to their husbands before marriage, scaring each other half to death. For example, tell him that you were married before, or tell him that you didn't graduate from college, which is not good and unfair to him. If you want to maintain a good marriage, you can't do this.

Honest and mysterious.

Men naturally like mystery! Fifty years ago, it was not difficult to remain mysterious in front of men. Women usually stay at home and their mothers answer the phone. They will never tell men who called their daughter. Dating doesn't see a woman's boudoir so soon. It's different now. Men will pick up women at their residence, even see their underwear in the bathroom, read love novels in the living room and hear their phone messages. Openness is good for marriage, but it is important to keep a certain mystery when dating.

We are always looking for someone who lives with us, a like-minded person, and someone who can share our feelings, but as suggested in the Commandments 15, we can wait until he says he loves you before telling him our deepest secrets. When he is in your apartment, don't listen to the message on the answering machine, let him guess who else will call you! Maybe you know that your best friend is on the phone. She may be emotionally frustrated and suicidal, but there is no need to let him know such a thing!

If your date is in your residence, your friend just calls to ask about the situation. Don't say: I can't talk with Scott here. This is to tell each other that you always talk about Scott in front of your friends, which shows that he has a certain weight in your mind. Even if you really think so, you shouldn't let the other person know that you are thinking about him, or even talk about him when chatting, otherwise he may feel that it won't take him long to catch up with you. You can simply say: I can't talk now, I'll call you later.

After you hang up, don't tell him who is calling and don't explain why. You have to hide this commandment and other self-help books before he comes to your house.

He can only read the best-selling novels or non-fiction books. You have to hide those ugly bathrobes and other things, such as Prozac, in the closet from him.

In short, don't disclose any irrelevant information unless necessary.

If he asks you out one night and you happen to have something to do, you don't have to tell him exactly what you do, just say you are busy. If he asks you out for the weekend, don't say: I'm going to see my brother this week. My sister-in-law just gave birth to a baby. Just say: Sorry, I have other plans. He who talks too much will lose. Let him guess. You don't have to tell him without hiding anything. It's good for him and good for you. You must keep him fresh all the time. You certainly don't want him to think it's too easy to chase you, and he will soon lose interest in you. Remember, you can tell him everything at the right time!

Besides, girls who keep the precepts will not lie.

Don't tell a boy like mel gibson that you like hiking and buying equipment in outdoor stores. In fact, you don't like outdoor activities at all. Don't tell your boyfriend that you like children and want to have children of your own just because he likes you. Don't lie under any circumstances, it is a universal law.

Meeting too early is often a tragedy.

1, I couldn't sleep because I slept too much before, but now I can't sleep because I think too much.

This is the best age in your life. You are healthy, your relatives are safe and the world is stable. It's a pity that you don't realize that your mood has become a mess because of a small matter.

Your summer is a skirt, a shirt and the wind at night. Summer without you is a memory, a sea of people and a bitter sweat.

4, all the reasons for the relationship to fade, one does not say, one does not ask; One is loneliness, and the other is being ignored. In the passage of time, we are all changing gradually, without the taste of all the previous time; Clothes are not as good as new ones, and people are not as good as old ones.

5. If you work hard, you may not be able to get rid of the bill, but you will definitely get rid of poverty.

When I am alone, I want to look around. When I am alone, I just want to stay by your side.

7. Don't waste time conquering people who don't like you. It is to make people who like you like you more and spend their time "living up to expectations".

8. When I fall in love with you, you are my weakness; When I am with you, you are my armor. After I left you, you became my scar.

9. I hate the way you are unhappy, because you are making the person I love the most wronged.

10, meeting is always unprepared, and parting is always planned for a long time. There are always some people who will gradually fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.

1 1. Unfortunately, girls are always more mature than boys of the same age when they are young. Meeting too early is often a tragedy; It's better to die than to meet too early.

12 Are you like this? I sent a circle of friends, and no one liked it. No one left a message, and then I silently deleted my circle of friends.

13, never sensitive to numbers, but clearly remember your birthday, phone number, qq, date of first meeting, and when to say good night every day.

14, knowing that there is a better way of life, there are more people to love and more choices, but I have to be content with the status quo and then spend the rest of my life unwilling and far away.

15, I want to live in your heart and be a landlord, but I didn't expect to be a tenant.

16, the greatest person is not the one who has all the best, but the one who makes everything better.

17, I miss you most, but you are the last person I want to disturb.

18, "Some people are enthusiastic at first, and then they become indifferent". Why do you have to think that you like you at first and then you don't like it? It is entirely possible that at first you pretend not to hate you, and then you can't pretend anymore.

19. Loneliness never destroys a person. Putting your head into a circle that is not suitable for you and pretending that you are not alone will ruin a person.

20, all the reasons for the relationship fade, one does not say, one does not ask.

A distressing sentence

1, after all, to learn to be smart, you have to get hurt yourself.

If a person is willing to make you sad, he won't care whether you cry or not. So quickly put away your humble tears. Wash your face and brush your teeth!

I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

4, the heart does not move, it does not hurt.

In winter, you gave me a summer dream, but you woke me up in spring. I feel colder than winter because I didn't adapt at once, but it's not your fault. It's only my fault that I made my dream a reality.

6. You shine when I love you, and you are nothing when I don't love you!

7. There is a grave in my heart, where the widow is buried.

8. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart, and loneliness means that someone in your heart is not around.

9. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world!

10, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

1 1. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

12, endure or be cruel.

13, I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

14, a person is lonely before love, and lonely after love.

15, you will cry, which does not mean that you are really compassionate; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

16, love is so short, forgetting is so long.

17, you have been here for a while. I miss it all my life.

18, our only relationship has nothing.

19, when I think of it, Qianshan is full of water. Once you think about it, things change.

20. If the direction is wrong, stopping means moving forward.

2 1, a person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

23. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

24. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it does not mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live a harmonious life has nothing to do with how many jewels they hold.

25. The person who once loved you must have had a relationship with you in a previous life. Don't verbally abuse them. If he really failed you in this life, it's because you failed him in a previous life, so you don't have to care.

26. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

27. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.