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Handsome talk, super domineering personality, cold talk

1, those who make a fool of themselves when they see handsome guys, there are really handsome guys in the sky. I don't think you can hide.

Next time I ask God to be a bodhisattva, don't let me take the exam. Study and be realistic. Let me meet a handsome guy every day.

3. At the beginning of school, there are schoolmasters on the left, handsome guys on the right and girlfriends in front.

4, Khan, finally understand the difference between middle school and primary school, more homework, less time, more beautiful women, less handsome men! It almost killed me.

5. Mom said: Where are you going to go to high school? Go to Qingguo College! I have to do this. Why? Because everyone there is a schoolmaster and there are many handsome guys.

6. In this era, all handsome guys are gay.

7. When the world ends, I will be a handsome boy.

8. A handsome boy came to the class and stole my funny deskmate. There is always a feeling that the fat pig has been stolen. . . .

9. You said that people love while walking and are afraid of loneliness; I said, it's a sea of people, and it's not you. How can you let go?

10, mom said that looking at handsome guys for 30 minutes every day will prolong life, so I look at EXO photos every day! It's over, I feel like I'm going to become a Millennium demon! ! !

1 1, 520 flowers before Christmas, she will be with me, please, help, please give her a screenshot! @ # #% # Thank you.

12, handsome, I have wifi at home. Come with me]

13, a handsome guy who sleeps first-class, is destined to hug a first-class sleeping beauty in the hospital.

14. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.

15, the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I used thunder to get down and finally showed a fork.

16. When I came to Qingguo College, my academic performance improved and my interpersonal feelings soared. The olive is good, and all the handsome guys and beautiful women are blinded by it.

17, I think my future son will be a handsome boy.

18, handsome? |▌3deg; Once, beauty? |▌3deg; once

19. The difference between friendship and love is that friendship means two people and the world, while love means that two people are the world.

20. The teacher asked the students where they all wanted to travel. What are the specialties there? Students want to go to Korea, where there are handsome guys!

2 1, where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is no will, there is a way.

22. Sendie: I'm drawing a handsome guy, a handsome guy I like every day (where does Dad go to make a big movie).

23. Are you dissatisfied with the bad reviews because those words touched your wounds?

24. The explosion was really boring. It is best to chat with a handsome guy who is in a bad mood and wants to talk about 96 years or so.

25. I just want the simple happiness you gave me.

26. Nowadays, girls say that they are women after drinking. If they fail a course, they will call them scum. When they see a handsome guy, they say it's your male god.

27. Are handsome guys and beautiful women a perfect match? Do you know how to write disgusting?

28. There is a fate that when you wake up from a dream, you will always admit that it is love. For a handsome guy, a glance is enough. Turn around and tell yourself that my asshole is more handsome than them.

29. If I can pass 520 this time, I will tell my beloved that I love her. Will handsome men and beautiful women bless us?

30. Hey, girl, we will love each other forever. Hey, handsome, we will love each other forever.

3 1, I had a dream when I was a child, that is, I could be a handsome boy when I grew up, and I realized it.

32. I hope to see the handsome guys and beautiful women mentioned here, 1 11,and never celebrate Singles' Day again.

33. Don't think you can meet a handsome guy by crossing. In fact, you can be his mother.

34. I like handsome guys because I won't be sad if I can't get them.

35. What if a handsome guy says to you, I told you so, and while you are thinking, people say, I'm sorry, I'm taking a big adventure?

I hope my father will go there. The second issue will still be those five innocent and lovely handsome guys and beautiful women.

37. The door was broken yesterday. Call the lock company. As a result, a handsome guy came, still a post-90 s, and I said, brother, do you want to go to the personalized network to play?

38. Join the group to play kissing, homosexuality, passion, explosions, fashion, and many handsome guys and beautiful women. We are all night owls. Do you want to join us?

39. Handsome guys are very handsome. Everyone loves them, but they can only worship them, not fall in love.

40. My sister says there are more handsome guys in college.

4 1, っ, handsome boy, you are so stupid, sister paper, you are so stupid.

42. There are so many handsome boys in the class that you will spit when you see one.

43. No matter how beautiful the beautiful women in high school are, they can't forget those stupid crazy women in junior high school. No matter how attractive the handsome boys in high school are, they will never forget those silly boys in Doby in junior high school.

44. The sadder you are, the longer you will be happy. Here's the thing. Handsome men and beautiful women send flowers. . . . La La La

45. I am XX years old this year. Everyone loves everyone, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire. Every time I go out, I either see a beautiful woman commit suicide or a handsome man jump off a building.

46. There are many handsome boys in our class. Come and snap it up. Ordering hotline:1314751520.

47. Life is like an idol drama. Beautiful women and handsome men are idols, but I have no choice but to be a strength group.

48. I'm fighting you. I am not a handsome boy, nor a terrible person. You don't have to struggle!

49. As I saw on the wall of the open class classroom, someone wrote on the wall that women are disasters, women are troubles, and women are a piece of shit. Later, I found that someone followed me and said that men love to make trouble, men love to make trouble, and men love to eat shit.

50. Drink a little wine and call yourself a woman. If you fail in one subject, say you are scum. When you see a handsome guy, you call yourself a male god. If you buy two packs of snacks, say you are a foodie and a thief.

5 1, you guys with opposite sex and inhumanity, turn around and run when you see a handsome guy.

52. I looked at a handsome guy's melancholy eyes and sexy lips, and then the handsome guy threw up. . . -Ling Xiaoxiao

53. A beautiful girl is chased by many handsome guys, but she chooses a diaosi.

What makes me happy is not the person who loved me, but the person who has always loved me.

55. What are you looking at? Haven't you ever met a handsome guy or a beautiful woman?

56. It is said that girls who love shopping and playing with handsome guys are particularly charming.

57. I wish those who see this a happy new year, more and more beautiful, and the arrival of enemies and handsome monks.

58. Is it obvious for a handsome guy to cut a brush head? Is it obvious that a beautiful woman lifts her bangs?

59. Walking in the street, I saw a handsome guy and thought about it. It's not as good-looking as my villain. Walking in the street, I saw a beautiful woman and thought about it. Or my little fool.

60. I wish the handsome guys and beautiful women in the college entrance examination a good result.

6 1, exchange your 20 Jin of meat for your parents' 10 years of life, which is beautiful and handsome.

62. Ow'' You are a beauty and I am a wolf meow'' You are a handsome boy and I am a cat.

63. Handsome guy, one-on-one chick in bed, who's afraid of who?

64. In fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being cold and hot for you is to treat you as a spare tire and make you feel that you don't love enough.

65. In the new semester, my deskmate is a handsome boy. He will check in with other girls, eat meat and laugh with my best friend, but he won't look me in the eye.

God, please give me a dozen handsome guys and I'll introduce you to a bunch of beautiful women ~

67.MM: Handsome boy, you are surrounded by me. Handsome guy: Just waiting for your words.

Don't ask me who I am. Oh, my God, handsome.

69. As a handsome guy, the biggest flaw is that he has not mastered the law of picking up girls.

If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and soon you will find that his brother is more handsome.

7 1. At the opening ceremony, my sister asked me to see the handsome boy among the freshmen in senior high school. I said it was too dark to see clearly ~

72. Many girls watch fast men not for singing but for handsome men.

73. General me, general drag; I don't even dump handsome guys! ! !

74. Hello, beautiful and handsome. Click on that flower and you won't be pregnant, hehe.

75. A real handsome guy is a handsome guy who looks handsome after a crew cut.

76. How many handsome men have been lost in a short word and how many beautiful women have been lost in a black word?

77. Handsome guys and beautiful women, as long as your fingers are effortless, let my signature be popular once. Thank you!

78. I hope the handsome guys and beautiful women who have no ending in ipartment will be more fierce.

There are so many handsome guys, but they don't belong to me.

Handsome boy, you and Lee MinHo look just like your grandparents, grandparents, parents, uncles and aunts.

8 1, wishing the new deskmate must be beautiful or handsome.

82. Talking about money will hurt feelings, and talking about feelings will definitely hurt money.

83. The beautiful and handsome people who think the internet is popular all powder themselves.

84. Handsome guy, come and have a drink with me! Yes, I only drink with my wife. Beauty, come and have a drink with me! Yes, I only drink with my husband.

85. The Appearance Association teaches us to stay away from handsome guys.

86. I had a serious illness. A disease that I like at the sight of handsome guys.

87. Beautiful girls and handsome guys who have passed the evening festival.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

89. Not all handsome guys are men, not all beautiful women are ladies.

90. Bite an irregular watch on your arm and let your time flow with my breath.

9 1, handsome, gay? Beauty, lace.

92. Stay up late. Drinking a can of vibrant red bull in the morning and looking at the bloodshot eyes of the handsome guy walking downstairs, I know that life is so charming.

93. Schools have three characteristics: many beautiful women, many handsome men and much homework.

94. Russia hopes that the typhoon will blow handsome men and beautiful women to Russia. Think of the red one,

95. When I love you, you are presumptuous to me. Now I don't love you. Are you a bird?

96. Stand up bravely for the girl who pretends to be reserved in front of the handsome guy! ! !