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Read cross talk Moments copywriting (selected 63 sentences) 1. Girl, give me a smile, if you don’t smile, he will give you a smile. 2. Flight 014 is from Daxizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is five yuan. Please board the plane. You said how interesting this is. The flight attendant stood there and shouted, "Come on, get on, get on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat." 3. The most popular cross talk sketches in 2017 4. Buy a PHS phone and beat the person to death, first the one who curses, and then the one who apologizes. Look at the buying orders, buy a genuine one, buy a pirated one, fast forward to see one and rewind to see one. Buy a washing machine with two tubs, one for rice and one for noodles. 5.How are you? How are you? How old are you?-How old are you? 6. If I were a star in the sky, you would be the sun; if I were insulin, you would have high blood sugar; I would be Pleasant Goat, and you would be Big Big Wolf; I would be Apple, and you would be Lust, Caution; I would be Guangyuan’s orange, You are Sanlu's milk powder; I am Edison Chen... 7. As soon as I enter the room, drink! Look at this old lady with fair hair and childish face, so energetic! I am sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding this book "Jin Ping Mei" in my hand... 8. Catch the toad and squeeze out the melatonin. "I just smoke a little more frequently. Then I watched a health program on TV, which said that smoking is harmful to health and can lead to sudden death. It scared me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, and from here on..." "Quick smoking?" "I won't watch this program anymore. " 9. There is only one quilt at home - the size of a mask. The baby's belly button is covered. Cover it, honey, don't have a stomachache. What should the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law do? Oops, don’t you need your own life? Lie down, I'll go out and get you a quilt...I brought two baskets of soil in, poured it on my body, and rounded it with a shovel. Be careful when you turn over, don't freeze... Oh, these two girls have finally settled down, who will bury me? What should I do? I found a pillow and a brick as a pillow. There was a broken water tank at the door. I pulled the broken water tank half open and asked me to pull it over and cover it with a quilt... 10. Yu Qian’s father, let me introduce it to you. Ah, I was the one who introduced Yu Qian to his third-level films. 11. Be diligent, I am just spending the time that others drink coffee on drinking beer. 12. If you want to get rich, take off your pants first. 13. As soon as I enter the house, drink! Look at this old lady with fair hair and childish face, so energetic! I am sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding this book "Jin Ping Mei" in my hand... 14. You have to work hard to talk about cross talk. I am sweating now. You see, people don't sweat. They are so "sweaty" With. 15. Kara is a dog, I wrote it, and I plan to write another one about Yu Qian being a pig. 16. If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago. 17. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death. 18. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold... This grandson is freezing! 19. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say tell you. 20. Only between peers can there be naked hatred. 21. This guy is the worst! Sui killed his father, Sui pushed his mother into the river, Sui killed his entire family! After looking at her for less than a minute, tears came down - "Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding..." 22. That's your father, I'm talking about your father! 23. These big girls are all wearing clothes that hide their flesh. 24. I am a gangster and will do things for you as long as you give me money. I will smash people’s windows and throw shit. However, you have to pay extra to throw away the excrement. If you want to catch the excrement, it will feel different than if you want to catch the excrement. 25. If you jump off a building, you will die. I have done some research and found that the effect is different between the 20th floor and the 2nd floor. The second floor is bang! Twenty floors, yes~ bang! 26. Don’t hit him or scold him. You just want money. Let’s discuss it easily. But the ugly talk is that if it exceeds 1 yuan, you will vote for it. 27. The most popular cross talk jokes in 2017 28. There are more than a thousand traditional cross talk paragraphs left by the old man. After our actors’ continuous efforts over the years, there are still more than 400 paragraphs left. There are still three hundred paragraphs that are not allowed to be discussed, and there are also paragraphs that conflict with the construction of a harmonious society. 29. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you. 30. This guy robbed the bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. It’s half past five in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the road was blocked. 31.Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week. 32. At that time, I was admitted to Peking University just because I didn’t have the right score. 33. These big girls are wearing clothes that reveal their naked flesh. 34. Forever and forever - Formalin, this bottle is yours. 35. Mr. Guo, please respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not our skills. 36. Having friends from far away is not enough for you.

37. On the springboard, Guo Jingjing praised her as Wu Minxia. 38. Twist backwards for three and a half weeks and more than a month. 39. Marriage is familiar to everyone and is a popular leisure activity for the general public. 40. My father was anxious and rolled up his sleeves: I will fight with you. 41. My sister-in-law has prostate discomfort. 42. My fence is big, one side is flat, and the four sides are the same length, a big rectangle. 43. Hello, my name is Guo Degang, guess who I am? 44. Kong Shengren once said: All the good cabbage has been lost to pigs. 45. Find a Go performance artist to perform for us. 46. ??I eat quickly, I deceive my stomach: you are full, you are full... 47. Don’t think that people with tattoos are gangsters, Yue Fei also has tattoos. 48. I was changing clothes in the car, and someone was leaning against the window. Big girl, look at this. I’m worried. Do you always see people changing clothes like this? The woman replied, "Do you always change in other people's cars?" 49. Using spit buckets for cooking is said to be an innovation, but who the hell would dare to eat it? 50. Today is like July 7th, when the divine bird meets the foreign chicken. 51.My uncle used to be a flight attendant. 52. In the past, you could only see your butt when you opened the swimsuit; now you can only see the swimsuit by opening your butt. Too vulgar. 53. I am from the underworld, please pity me. 54. I stopped the woman walking on the road and was about to rob her. When I asked, I found out that she was a laid-off female worker. The more she talked, the more pitiful she became. Finally, I gave her five yuan. 55. Lie down wherever you fall. 56. She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you took me for a bush. 57. There are so many artists. Now when it rains, the artists along the wall will pop up. Artists all come out with shit, right? 58. The most popular New Year’s crosstalk jokes in 2017 59. We have many antiques in our house, including my uncle’s slippers, my grandma’s kimchi, and my second uncle’s ashes. 60. I bought a few paintings by Tang Bohu, including beautiful landscapes, Fuwa, a set of five... 61. I bought Wang Xizhi’s handwritten large characters: One World, One Dream. 62. Traveling through the time tunnel, the wires and stalks on both sides, shua, shua... 63. The most popular New Year's crosstalk jokes in 2017