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Handsome mood quotations

1, I want to wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the most suitable age and marry the most secure person. From the day I met you, everything I did was just to get closer to you. I can take candid photos, but please use a beauty camera, or I will be really angry. 4, you have to force yourself to become better, because many bitches behind you are waiting to see your jokes. The senior high school entrance examination threw itself into the arms of the college entrance examination and cried, "Why don't they care about me?" The spoiler of the college entrance examination said, "It doesn't matter, I will make them pay the price in three years." . 6. "What happens when you secretly love someone?" "Reading what he said is like reading comprehension." 7. Inappropriate is that I can't make you laugh, but you will only make me cry. 8. I hate that what I get when I devote myself wholeheartedly is betrayal. I hate that what I get when I trust others is to leave. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a substitution here. 10 Sometimes, I'm really afraid of missing someone. I thought it would be good to think about it, but I don't know. Think about it like a runaway wild horse. There is no turning back. 1 1, if you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face grow? 12, "What is the biggest feeling after the English test?" "My heart has never known so clearly that I am from China" 13. What is left is rubbish, and what can be taken away is rubbish. 14, if my name is the reason why you refuse others, then I will give up all ambiguity for you. 15. Wear short sleeves on Sunday, shirts on Monday, coats on Tuesday and down jackets on Wednesday. It is played randomly all year round, and people are looking for him for thousands of times. You can get as many degrees as you want. Handsome mood quotations 2 1. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world. 2. I have fixed the wedding date, but now I just need to determine the groom ... 3. I'm afraid I'll give it to you, and you can't hold it steady. 4. The highest level of respect for people now is not to touch the mobile phone when we are together. The more people you know, the more you know the importance of garbage classification. 6. What is loneliness? That is, I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and I haven't used it up for three months, three months! 7, long meat, there is a kind of waist is very long, rushed to the chest. 8. A good man is not like a bus, he won't come for ten minutes, and a good woman is not like a bus, she can get on for a dollar. 9. Many people invite you to dinner, but few people can invite you to breakfast. 10 Whenever I don't want to get up, I will think of Teacher Cang's teaching. Don't stay in bed unless you can earn money in bed. 1 1, grievances are like fishbones stuck in the throat, either spit them out or swallow them yourself. 12, there are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair. 13, some things are not known until they are lost, and they should not be cherished in the first place. 14, after graduation, we bid farewell to a period of pure youth, a period of frivolous years and an era full of fantasy. 15, I'm not afraid of going to hell. What I'm afraid of is that there is no you in hell. Tell the saddest story. Tell me about Daquan.