The boss encourages employees to play funny jokes.

1, how can you have mental work when you sleep all day? I suggest replacing all the beds in the company with waterbeds, so that you will always float, have no chance to land and have no time to sleep.

The employees in our company are very diligent, waiting outside the company early every day, refusing to stay at home for a while. I suggest changing the company into a gym, so that you can exercise more and be late every morning.

Recently, the company's coffee machine has always broken down and can't provide coffee for everyone. I want to say it's no big deal, because an employee of our company brings his coffee to the company every morning to share with you. He is the IT director of our company.

I heard that you all want a raise? I'll tell you a secret now. The chief financial officer of our company is a robot. As long as you feed him a box of chocolates every day, he will automatically give you a raise.

It was recently discovered that all employees in our company like to eat snacks. I think this is because the teahouse in our company is too small for everyone to live without. So I'd like to suggest changing the teahouse into a cafeteria so that everyone can share delicious food anytime and anywhere.

Our company has a new welfare policy, that is, pets can be brought to the company every weekend. But I want to remind you that you must get on well with your pets in advance, otherwise they may always follow you.

The office in our company is very big, so everyone has to walk a long way every time they go to a meeting. I'd like to suggest dividing the office into several areas, and each area has its own telephone booth and computer desk, so that you don't have to walk the whole office when you have a meeting.

8. Recently, it was discovered that all employees in our company like to work overtime. I think this is because the overtime meals in our company are so delicious. I'd like to suggest changing the overtime meal into a buffet so that everyone can enjoy the food better when they work overtime.

The CEO of our company is very concerned about the health of employees. Every morning, he will come to each employee's station to say hello. But I want to remind you that if you don't want him to say hello, you can try to turn yourself into a vegetable so that he won't bother you again.

10, the boss of our company came up with a trick to stimulate everyone's enthusiasm for work: whenever there is a new task, he will send a similar "task red envelope" for everyone to grab. But after opening it, there is only one sentence: "Think for yourself!"