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Talk about the humorous interest of the heart.

Talk about the humorous interest with the heart in mind

1. Waiter, come to a bowl with tears on your face. Sorry, there are only pigeons left in our shop.

2. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

3. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye, because you are not cultivated enough.

4. Don't talk to me, I will only make you worthless.

5. Don't give me a hard look. Think of yourself as a palette.

6. If the weather is affectionate, you will die early. Live great and die under flowers.

7. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother says I can't walk.

8. Holding a Chinese pencil, I suddenly saw your shadow. Take a closer look. Oh 2B.

9. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

1. Your head was kicked into the door by a donkey.

11. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and loving is not enough.

12. People are full of knowledge, and I am full of convulsions.

13. Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world is your grandfather.

14. Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is as difficult as getting into the sky.

15. Being poor is a Buddhist, so please don't seduce me, or the Buddha will spare you.

16. People need face, trees need skin, and telephone poles need cement.

17. Mom said: The word "lady" is 18, miles away from me.

18. Look at your drag, I can't wait to kick you to Africa.

19. My sister's sharpness is beyond measure, and she killed you with one eye.

2. In modern society, wearing high heels is like walking on stilts.

21. Brother, don't patronize and watch.

22. Boss, give me a catty of handsome guy, and I'll auction it.

23. Look at your foolish appearance. Stay well for me.

24. Give me a little grievance. I can cry till the world dies.

25. As far as I know, love bacteria are growing in people's bodies.

26, with so much sadness, at least have a bottle of happiness!

27. This world is so unreasonable! It's okay. Geography will do.

28. Women are made of water. If you are short of water, look for a woman.

29. Don't talk with your eyes closed if you have nothing to do. People who don't know will think it's a fake corpse.

3. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

31. I am more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher has nothing to do with it.

32. Times are changing, scum is appearing, and talents can't see it.

33. Being alive is not the last word, but being alive and being hard is the truth.

35. Alas, my family can't afford to pay the electricity bill, so we have to burn money to keep warm.

36. Don't curse if you can! Once you scold, you curse to the death.

37. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

38. Get out of here, and keep rolling ...

39. The so-called gentlemen are all wolves with patience.

4. I'll take my sunshine path and you'll cross your Naihe Bridge. A tacit understanding sentence with a heart in mind

Love, sometimes it doesn't need a pledge of eternal love, but she needs meticulous care and greetings; Love, sometimes does not need the solemn and stirring of butterfly lovers' dishes, but she needs the tacit understanding and congeniality of the heart; Love, sometimes it doesn't need to be followed by males and females, but it needs the support and understanding of caring for each other. Love is a kind of tolerance. One foot squashes the violet, but it leaves the fragrance on the heel. This is forgiveness, and it is a kind of silent love.

A tacit understanding sentence with a heart in mind

First, a bosom friend is the heart of each other that you have a heart in mind, have endless words and can understand each other. Fate is the beginning of all emotions, but some people are predestined friends. Everyone will meet a confidant in his life, and someone who knows you very well will accompany you, but most confidants can only be confidants in the end, because too much helplessness will make you predestined friends. May the world's confidants, who are destined to be together, cherish each other and love each other, and fight against suffering together. It is not easy to hold hands, so cherish it with your heart.

second, I really miss you, so I appear in my dream. I'm really not afraid of losing you, because my heart is connected. The highest state of friendship is that it has been a long time, but it still occupies the most important place in my heart. I also know that friendship and love, no matter what form, are worth cherishing and looking forward to.

third, the most difficult night, from dark to dawn, is a coincidence, thanks to J, black for 3 hours, and it will be very difficult in the future.

fourth, there is a kind of friend that you will like as soon as you meet, and there is a kind of feeling that you will miss as soon as you chat. Perhaps it is the heart that feels warm; Maybe it's predestination, so we can meet in this life. Can understand the other side of you, the sadness after silence, can understand your sadness and joy, Kan Kan and talk about the concealment; Can handle your affairs, go all out and never perfunctory; I can treat your feelings as heaven, and I will never neglect them sincerely. Although this person is not connected with your flesh and blood, he must be warm with your heart; Although this love is not your blood blind date, it must be deeply in your heart. Saying good night every night is a habit that will always be adhered to; Missing a little every day is a nostalgia in my heart. There are thousands of predestinations, only the true feelings will never change; Time changes, only the sincerity will never leave!

fifth, there is a meeting in this world, which is called love at first sight; There is a kind of understanding, called running water bosom friend; There is an understanding, that is, know yourself and know yourself; There is a tacit understanding that the heart is connected; There is a smile, called in the silent place; There is a kind of attachment, called infatuation. That's the withered flower that won't throw away; That's the umbrella that won't accept when the rain stops. A kind of friendship, shallow encounter is deep hidden; A kind of hope, quiet and broken thoughts.

6. the stars of last night and the wind of last night, are west of the Painted Chamber and east of Cinnamon Hall. Though I have for my body no wings like those of the bright-coloured phoenix, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn! Thank you, Lijun, Ziyu, for letting me taste such good tea! At that time, the scene really tasted a cup of tea in life!

7. I was so depressed that I bought the earliest movie tomorrow morning. I was just about to turn off my mobile phone, but an angel floated in. It's really like that. I look forward to meeting you as soon as possible and having a long talk!

8. Whenever something happens, you feel it for the first time (maybe this is the so-called heart is connected), and you will ask me to comfort me and accompany me for the first time. I am very grateful to have you as a good friend, thank you for knowing everything, and thank you for having you.

9. Tell me, is this tacit understanding or heart is connected, or is it love?

1. In fact, we have searched for so long and tasted the sweetness and hardships of every love, and the last lover we chose was just the one who passed by when our hearts were moving. What childhood friends, what heart, what love at first sight, are just excuses for icing on the cake, and time is the master of everything.

Xi. Any kind of educational phenomenon, the less children feel the intention of educators, the greater its educational effect. Successful education should enable students to acquire true knowledge unconsciously and learn to be human. Traceless education has no eloquence, no sitting, no reprimanding, no sadness and tears, only touching gratitude, caring and growing up happily.

twelve, knowing is the most beautiful attachment in the years. In my life, there is always a person who lives in my heart, has a close connection with your heart, has a tacit understanding with you, loves and hurts gently; There is always a pure and gentle feeling, which makes you happy, makes you move, watches quietly and cares silently. Love, because of knowing each other and cherishing each other; Love, because understand and tacit understanding. A love guarded by someone is happiness; A feeling accompanied by someone is warmth. Life, the most beautiful encounter, is to know.

XIII. Acquaintance is human intention, adding up is friendship, and affection is intentional. We can get together because our hearts are connected.

14. Until that moment, I met unexpectedly, holding my mobile phone in my heart, and from "good morning" to "good night", I couldn't stop thinking about it day and night, and I was in pain.

15. at first glance, it was made from the perspective of a doll, and there was a secret feeling. The more you listen to it, the more subtle the lyrics are. From the artist's perspective, it is similar to an otaku, sending affection to a doll, making up a perfect brain, and being led by it; On a deeper level, the world of v319 still writes about human lovers, who love each other so much that they lose themselves like puppets, but they have a tacit understanding, and this life is only the most natural couple with you.

XVI. Fate is a feeling that the heart is connected; It is a tendency to feel at first sight; It is a kind of mood to meet and hate each other late; It is the most beautiful opportunity arranged by God; It is a deep concern or a faint nostalgia! Fate is a natural and mysterious spiritual force: it is caused by some words; Touching the heart because of a feeling; Unforgettable because of an encounter; I was deeply moved by a look back.

XVII. This song. Oh, my God, I circulated the single for a long time in May. Ah, ah, ah, it's so magical. I have to say that I still have a heart to heart with the big boss.

18. I like the tacit understanding that dogs can call each other by the same name.

XIX. The world seems complicated, but what is complicated is people's hearts; Disturbance around us remains the same, but simple people have a heart

2. Many people don't allow others to have different views from themselves, and they can't distinguish between ideas and right and wrong. It is also impossible to distinguish between right and wrong and crime. Originally, it was a matter of mutual concern, and we had to break up and break up the explanations one by one. Why should we accommodate people with low understanding ability?

twenty-one, a heart is simple and free, and it is also lonely. When you have yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn's shining love, you will be moved warmly, and the tender feelings will be silently guarded in your heart. You will miss our three words alone, and you will never stop flying away with your heart. You will never be lonely. One heart will be less calm and more concerned. I miss you, dear.

Twenty-two, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn.

23. Can people get along with each other back to the simplest place, the connection between heart and heart? The ancients had the habit of becoming sworn brothers. We want to find someone to listen to each other's hearts. Meeting itself is a kind of beauty. It is even more rare to have a heart, and to pursue peace of mind.

twenty-four, we can love and be loved in the vast sea of people, and all are lucky. If you love each other, you should cherish every encounter and every heartbeat; If it's wishful thinking, or if one party has lost the feeling, just let go and let her go, just as the flowers bloom and fall.

twenty-five, I didn't go to work during the rainstorm, and my mother said that she also wanted me not to go out, because the road was not easy, and my heart was connected.

twenty-six, I always thought it was a heart-to-heart, but this second suddenly found out that it was just self-entertainment after putting so much attention into a person.

twenty-seven, the little happiness in life is probably when you have been thinking about roast duck for several days, but you haven't said that you want to buy it, and you find that your father has bought it back, which is probably the case.

28. Things are unpredictable. It's always like a dream here. Without wings, you have a heart, even though you are the only one in the world. The joys and sorrows are incisive. Why are you afraid and never give up?

twenty-nine, there is a kind of meeting, not invited, but with a heart; There is a kind of vision, not far away, but always watching; There is a kind of love, which does not talk about getting together, but never leaves;

3. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Low-priced rooms. Nobody speaks too fast. It's all about character. I didn't expect No.3 to vote for me secretly. In the second round of voting, everyone still didn't speak, and the speed was too fast. Then we voted for each other. Have a heart in mind.

thirty-one, I like old books with titles on the title page and notes on the pages; I love the feeling that the predecessors who are sympathetic to people's hearts are reading in secret, always worrying about their chests and always asking for their lives.

thirty-two, many words don't need too many words to describe, a simple sentence, people who have a heart will naturally be moved to cry.

thirty-three, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn, I only hope to be a mandarin duck and not envy fairyland, and I hope to be together forever. For example, in and the silk-worms of spring will weave until they die, spring smoke and willow green are not as good as looking at you, sighing that everyone in this world doesn't know the gentleman, and the water is heartless and beautiful, and it is most difficult for heaven not to be with you.

thirty-four, coincidentally, I still have a heart. Anyway, it's time to buy it. Before my mother can say anything, the filter element will be chopped. Yayaye

35. In a relationship, it is important to trust, and more importantly, it goes without saying that there will be empathy. It will be terrible if strange bedfellows is in every day. A complete collection of classic sayings about brothers: flesh and blood are connected, and the heart is in harmony

1. What ability do you have to make me want something from you? Even if you are powerful, powerful. I won't curry favor with you and shake my head in front of you like a dog. What I did to you was just a scrap. Don't exchange your pity for my charity. If you are a man, you should dare to do it. There are birds under your legs.

2, flesh and blood are connected, and the heart is like a natural heart.

3. I'll tell you a word: it's the dragon who has to lie down, or the tiger who has to lie down. I don't need to tell myself who Liu Huaqiang is. I have my brothers, and I am responsible for their lives.

4. If you are unhappy, let go; If you can't bear to let go, it will be painful!

5. I don't have many words! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

6. Holding your hand is like holding your right hand with your left hand, but it still hurts when you cut it.

7. Reality has proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

8. In the season full of thoughts, I am full of sincere wishes and wish to bring you infinite joy and warmth.

9. If you fall to the ground as brothers, there is no need to be flesh and blood.

1. Brothers are like brothers, while girlfriends are like clothes. You pull my clothes, I'll break your limbs.

11. I didn't call you because I missed you, and I sent you flowers because I couldn't help thinking about you. I am a square personality sentence. If my heart is in harmony, my mind is the same.

1. In a city, not far away but far away, I really want to see her, even for a minute.

2. If you really love someone, nothing else matters. The more you love, the deeper you get.

3. He said that it doesn't matter how fat and ugly he becomes, and he will love me, love me and care deeply, as long as I am happy.

4. Loving a person in this way can only make you more painful and finally become the most familiar stranger.

5. You don't need a thousand words to love someone, just one sentence: No matter what happens to you, I'm here to help you out. If you like someone, you don't have to be together, just put him or her at ease. This is also called never leaving, neither painful nor bitter, and there will always be a kind of sweetness.