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Hate your incompetence

I found this online. Tell me about your mood. Take a look.

I hate my mood. Tell me about it.

First of all, I know I'm not perfect. In fact, I still hate myself a little most of the time. However, when I am with you, I no longer hate myself. I like being with you. I don't know if I have told you so many words and expressed my feelings before, so I'm telling you now.

Second, hate yourself again, and hate yourself again. In the end, you have to rely on yourself. No matter what difficulties you encounter, you can only rely on yourself, so you must be strong and have a bad life. If I can be with you, I must be open-minded, so that I won't be sad.

Third, I hate deleting my own WeChat. I just wanted to record every moment in my life. Now friends have parents and colleagues, and I have to think it over before I can say, well, it's better here.

Every time only one person is sick, it will be so sad. A person with a stomachache is rolling on the bed in a cold sweat, but there is no one around to call. I always feel that it is a very bad thing to disturb others, whether it is intimate or distant. I hate myself for being so negative, so I only allow myself to be sad for five minutes. Maybe you will fall asleep when it hurts. ...

Take time to hate the person you hate, and you won't have much time to love the person you like. Take time to care about things that upset you, and you won't have much time to experience things that make you happy. Hate, worry, anxiety and sadness are all brought by others, but time is yours. So saving time is more important than anything else.

I hate pretending to be kind. I learned later that it's not that I don't want it. But god doesn't want it.

Seven, I really like the way the machine thinks! Or want to know what is a more mechanical way of thinking. That's what I wrote in my motivation letter, saying that I hate my emotional thinking and make me make mistakes constantly (although I think this sensibility is also beautiful, I don't want to be controlled by it). I have got the admission notice now and will start studying computer next semester. Happy!

Eight, I really hate my developed lacrimal gland, which is so disappointing.

Nine, there is no harm of Chinglish without comparison. That sounds really embarrassing. The difference between idiomatic English and Chinglish is just like the difference between Mandarin and dialect in my eyes at the moment. Practice your spoken English well and don't hate yourself.

Ten, I really envy people who can fall asleep when lying on a pillow. They haven't slept well for a long time. Although I tell myself what I am obsessed with as a joke, it's nothing. In fact, I regret it more than anyone else, and I really want to slap my mouth. I really hate myself, proud and soft. Where is it?

In fact, many people are complaining, of course, mainly depends on your mentality. First of all, if you set yourself too high and expect too much, you will be disappointed. The simple thing is that loach can't be as long as eel. Don't compare your own shortcomings with your own unique advantages, but always have a little q, I just can't. What happened?