How far can the most stingy person you have ever seen dig? How thick can this skin be?

Ask a friend to go shopping with him, bite off half a skewer of roasted mullet and share it with them. ...

After dinner, my good friend invited me to take a walk, and we talked about what happened these days as we walked. Speaking of a Ma You we know together, I said it's been a long time. Did you go home? She said it was impossible. How could she go back to her hometown without telling us?

I asked my friend, didn't she ask you to accompany her to Huaqiang North to buy clothes a few days ago? Did you go? My friends told me about their shopping.

The friend said; I was angry and funny when I mentioned buying clothes that day. Lao Liu called me the other day and said that I have a good eye for clothes and asked me to accompany her to buy clothes for her employees.

I put down my housework, accompanied her to several stores and picked out some clothes. Lao Liu is very satisfied with the clothes I helped her choose.

Let me help her bargain when buying clothes. She also said that she would try to bargain. If she doesn't agree to leave, the merchant will definitely give in and call you back. More than 200, more than 300 clothes, cut into 50 pieces and add them up bit by bit. I'm embarrassed. That's enough. There is a limit to the profits of businesses. People can't accompany this business! The merchants who tried their best to get ten dollars and eight dollars cheaper were speechless.

After a long walk, I am tired and thirsty. I bought two bottles of mineral water and we drank them. Lao Liu said you must be hungry. I invited you to dinner and found a place to eat to see what was delicious. Seeing a barbecue shop ahead, we went in and chose a window seat to cook. Lao Liu went to buy food and kept me waiting.

After a while, Lao Liu bought two corns and five skewers of grilled squid, gave me one corn and two skewers of squid, and we began to eat. I'm a little hungry. I think I'll eat the rest first and then send it over. I saw that Liu finished eating her two strings of squid, picked up her brother's five strings of squid and ate half, handed it to me, saying that I ate half, and this half is for you. I suddenly felt a little unhappy. You said that we are all people who have thousands of retirement money every month, and we don't care if we lose hundreds in mahjong. We bought clothes with her for most of the day, and then we bought five skewers of grilled salmon and gave me half of her! Why is this man so petty? How much does he give to others if he eats half of himself? Do you think I'll eat half a bunch she handed me? Just buy it. Six strings, three for each of us. so this is it？ How so tacky!

I didn't make any noise after listening, thinking that this person is usually careful, and I don't want to be so stingy. It's not a question of how much it costs. This is disrespecting people and losing their share. Friends come and go, who wants to associate with her with this style and taste? This is a question of sincerity and insincerity, a question of mutual respect and disrespect between friends. At this age, you still value money so much. Does life have quality?

Party A and Party B are colleagues of the same company. One day, on Sunday, Party A passed by the gate of the residential area where Party B lived. Party B met Party B politely and said to Party A, "Come to my house for a glass of water." After that, I took A away. A said I had something to do at home. B said I couldn't keep you home, so I took a glass of water and said a few words. I took A home without hesitation. Pour water and say a few words. B says to A, "Dude, you have a nice pair of leather shoes." A replied, "I just bought it a few days ago and spent more than 1000." B said you take it off and I'll try. A took off one, and B put it on and said, I'm dressed just right. You take that off and I'll try it. A took off the other one and handed it to B. B put it on, stood up, took two steps in the living room, jumped twice, and then danced and said, Oh! Just right, great! Dude, you know where you bought it anyway, and I can't find a place. Give me this pair and buy another pair. A said: how can I go home? I have slippers here. You can wear it first, and then you don't have to deliver it yourself. Just let the children send it. B added: Are you still in a hurry to go home? Don't delay your business. I'll take you to the bus by bike, which is faster.

This is true, not a story.

I have seen and heard of some stingy people. There is an 80-year-old lady with a monthly pension of more than 4,000 yuan. My son is single in his fifties, with a monthly salary of 10000 and his own house. She lived in a house in the 1950s, and her son bought a TV. In order to save electricity, she doesn't turn on the TV all the year round, uses water, rarely turns on the tap, drips water, and the toilet doesn't flush. She doesn't want to take a bath all year round. In order to save gas, she cooks once a day, and her son goes home once in a while, regardless of food, visitors who are far away from home are not entertained, and sometimes they have to pick up waste to sell money.

I guess everyone has never seen such a stingy person as I told you. That's the mother-in-law of my former colleague. After my colleague got pregnant, she went shopping and wanted to eat something. Her mother-in-law nagged me that it was so expensive.

My friend is pregnant and wants to buy a pair of maternity pants. My mother-in-law said it was useless. I have made friends with my relatives. Anyway, it's a waste to buy it after a few months of pregnancy. The children of relatives are more than ten years older than the children of colleagues. My mother-in-law said that diapers and quilts are not needed at all, and relatives don't need them anyway.

The worst thing is the bottle with children from relatives, which has been kept for nearly ten years. It is said that it should be cooked in a pot when used, and it is also sterilized.

My friend rested at the weekend and watched computer TV. My mother-in-law will say that the electricity bill is fifty or sixty cents at a time, which is a waste. When a colleague gave birth to a baby, her mother-in-law took the baby to another ward to find her mother to nurse it for the first day or two.

Colleagues are malnourished, and there is little milk in the month. We eat at least five meals a day in the month, but my mother-in-law says eating too much is a waste, so my colleagues often eat three meals and cry when they meet people.

My mother-in-law is also very picky about herself. She hasn't bought clothes for at least ten years. She never eats out when she goes out. If she can't go home after dinner, take a glass of water and a steamed bread made by herself before going out.

I have calculated the heating bill many times every year. Bring it with you when you pay the fee, including a few cents. Afraid of charging a few cents more for the property. The water fee is very small, because the water meter doesn't turn when the tap is turned on very small every day, so it drops into the bucket to use water.

A few years ago, I lived with my colleagues and received the living expenses of my colleagues' family of three every month. If it is a colleague's home, the meal is paid by the colleague himself. And let colleagues pay half of the monthly utilities, gas and property fees.

I usually take my grandson out and never buy anything. If the child wants snacks, I'll let your parents buy them, or buy them for reimbursement to colleagues at home.

The most important thing is that my colleague learned that her mother-in-law lent it to her husband after the child was born, so that her husband made an iou. I didn't even pay back the money for a bed sheet and quilt. I borrowed it from my colleague's husband and then took part of it for the office.

At the wedding scene, the parents' change fee is also a red envelope given by colleagues and husbands in advance, which means that parents didn't spend a penny when their son got married.

Later, because of the serious contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, they lived separately. This is also the most stingy I have ever seen, and it is estimated that everyone is hearing about it for the first time.

There is an old man in our village who is over 80 years old and has been collecting junk and selling money everywhere. He can earn 4000 yuan a month, but even so, she is extremely picky about herself! Dig up the steamed bread that I have eaten all my life! Everyone was puzzled by this, and it was not until after her death that we discovered the secret she had been hiding in her heart.

Grandpa Li in the village is a famous figure in our village! He is famous not only for his stunts, but more importantly, he has been doing such things!

Grandpa Li didn't get a wife because of his disability. He has been like this all his life. According to the older generation, he was wounded by the enemy when he was a soldier. Because it was really not easy to meet him, I gave him an acre of land in the village to ensure his basic life.

As long as I can remember, Grandpa Li has been collecting rags, hunched over, limping and going out for a day, rain or shine! When you are lucky, you can earn four or five thousand dollars a month, and it will hardly be less than three thousand dollars.

When I was in primary school, I followed him to pick up junk for a while because of the general conditions at home and no pocket money. Although I am young, he won't let me go when I pick up junk. We had an argument about a bottle two days ago.

It is optimistic to say that an old man earns four or five thousand yuan a month. At least he doesn't have to worry about eating, drinking and supporting the elderly, but grandpa Li's approach really puzzles me.

I remember once, I followed her to pick up garbage. It was summer vacation and the temperature outside was very high. I was thirsty after him. When he saw that my thirsty lips began to crack, he went into the shop next door and bought me a bottle of iced coke.

I was so thirsty that I forgot to thank you for not thanking me. I took a few sips, then came to my senses and said, "Grandpa, coke is so expensive, why did you buy it for me?" A few days ago, you fought with me because of a bottle. "

"Ha ha, little friend, if you don't like to drink, you love to drink. Grandpa won't lose money if you buy it, but if you want to rob me, Grandpa won't let you. Drink quickly and give me this bottle later."

Say that finish, no longer ignore me, carrying a big bag, walked forward. I looked at the half bottle of coke left in the bottle and immediately ran forward and handed it to him for him to drink.

But he looked at me, waved, said he was not thirsty and didn't like coke, and then went on.

Although grandpa Li says he is not thirsty, his chapped lips can't fool me. Sure enough, a few minutes later, in an okawa department, he lay on the shore and drank a few mouthfuls of spirits.

I looked at half a bottle of coke in my hand and was at a loss for a moment. It's just that I don't grab anything from Grandpa Li anymore, and Grandpa Li is not as strong as before. Every time I go out, he will bring me some snacks.

Grandpa Li is an optimistic person. He takes things seriously and is generous to others. I think she should treat herself with such a good income. It turns out that he is such a picky person by accident!

It was a summer afternoon. Usually at this time, grandpa Li will appear at my door on time, but that day, I waited for more than an hour and didn't see him!

I was angry. We worked together for so long, and today you suddenly ran away alone! Thinking of this, I can't stop being angry. Immediately, I grabbed a brick on the ground and prepared to smash the glass of Grandpa Li's house!

Soon, when I came to his door, his door was not locked, but slightly left unlocked. I threw away the brick in my hand, slowly crept open the door and went in.

What you see is a shabby little house, with a steamed bun and a dish of pickles on the dark table next to it, while Grandpa Li is lying sideways on the ground next to him.

I called several times, but the other party didn't respond at all. I felt something was wrong in my heart and immediately ran back to tell the adults next to my home. After hearing this, they immediately called the village doctor to come over.

In short, after some examination, there is nothing serious, just moderate anemia and malnutrition.

After hearing what the doctor said, everyone looked at the dish of pickles and a steamed bread on the table, and suddenly, they felt unspeakable uncomfortable.

I guess they didn't expect that Grandpa Li was so stingy with himself when he was generous to others, and he didn't want to spend any more money.

"You said you figure? At this age, you still go out to pick it up every day. The money you have earned over the years is enough for your old age. Can't you be nice to yourself? Soak in buns every day, why do you need so much money? " , my father didn't endure, some helpless asked.

Grandpa Li didn't answer his father when he heard this. He just bowed his head and said nothing. No one knows what he is thinking, and no one knows why he is so critical of himself!

When we know why she is so stingy with herself, he has peacefully finished his "stingy" life, but no one accuses him of blaming him, only his heartfelt admiration!

Since grandpa Li fainted, he has gone out less often. I guess he's really out of his depth. After all, he was over 80 years old!

He doesn't go out every day like before, and occasionally comes back early. I also feel that he has lost his former vitality, his back is getting more and more bent and his hair is getting whiter and whiter. He is really old!

Until one day, he didn't appear again. When everyone found him, he was already lying quietly in bed. ...

The table is still the same table, and the pickled steamed bread on it is just like yesterday. It's just the owners of these, but they can't get up anymore!

Because Grandpa Li is a lonely old man, a veteran and has no relatives around him, his funeral was also organized in the village!

Grandpa Li left, so did the man who took me to pick up junk, and left quietly with his "stingy". ...

Maybe in a few years, people will forget him, forget that there used to be an old man who picked up junk here, and forget that there used to be an old man who was stingy here, but his story didn't end because of his departure!

On the second day after handling Grandpa Li's funeral, the village brought people to handle Grandpa Li's relics, and the villagers were also very curious. Grandpa Li has been collecting junk for so many years, and there are 40 thousand to 50 thousand every year. It should be a large sum of money accumulated over the years, but from beginning to end, no one knows where the money went.

And he is so rich, why is he so stingy with himself and eats pickles steamed bread every day? With these questions, the villagers are curious about Grandpa Li's house.

The village cadres slowly cleaned up Grandpa Li's relics, produced some old furniture and some simple daily necessities, and found no other valuable things, let alone the huge sum.

Just as everyone left in disappointment, I vaguely saw little Mu's box in the deepest part of the bed. I immediately lay down, got into bed and took out the wooden box from the inside.

The wooden box looks very historical, and its appearance has been covered with dust. The whole wooden box was locked by a copper lock, and the key had long since disappeared.

At the signal of the village leaders, everyone broke the copper lock. When the wooden box was opened, everyone was full of curiosity, but this was not what they expected.

There is nothing in it except bundles of letters bound with rubber. My father tore off a letter and opened it.

Unexpectedly, my father became more and more excited. He immediately drew out another letter, followed by the third and fourth letters. ...

They don't understand, and they also hold it. As a result, they opened their eyes wide and looked incredible!

It turned out that the letters in the wooden box were all sent by children in poor mountainous areas, which not only told their growth process, but also expressed their gratitude and gratitude to Grandpa Li. There were hundreds of such letters.

Seeing this, people naturally know the ins and outs of things. No wonder grandpa Li has been scrimping and saving. It turns out that all his money has been donated to students in difficult mountainous areas in recent years. No wonder he usually digs his own grave and works so hard at his age.

After reading it, everyone was in a heavy mood. They never imagined that the old man who had been stingy all his life turned out to be a truly generous person. ...

Everyone should know the meaning of the word stingy. What kind of situation can be defined as stingy? I don't think there is a standard!

As the saying goes, it is a mutual affection to be given by others, and it is a duty not to give you. I think it is wrong to define the standard of meanness only by whether others give it or not!

In other words, it is wrong to use your consumption view to evaluate other people's consumption standards and then tell others that he is stingy!

In my opinion, meanness can't be measured by matter. Everyone has their own living habits and consumption values. Therefore, you can't arbitrarily label others as stingy!

In my opinion, the real meanness lies not in the material foundation, but in everyone's ideological values. If there is something wrong with your mind, then everything you do is worthless to others. This is what we call meanness!

A friend's nephew is very stingy During his college years, it goes without saying that he can eat a small rice cooker at a time and go back to school to find his aunt for two yuan to take the bus! What does that mean? I just took two dollars to my aunt's house by bus, and I didn't bring a dime for the return ticket! Too stingy

Hello, as the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when there are more people, there are all kinds of people. I advise you to avoid contact with such people in the future, otherwise the trouble will increase. For reference only!

I have two people here, Weng Xu and Zhang Xi's old father-in-law, Yang Zhansan. They even dig their own food carefully. Eat only a little meat at a time and an egg three times. One day, Zhang Xi, the son-in-law, heard that her father-in-law had killed a pig and went to eat meat. As a result, I sat in my father-in-law's house for three days, and my father-in-law didn't give my son-in-law meat when he came back. Yang Zhansan said it was three days, and his son-in-law Ge left. But the son-in-law still refused to leave, so Yang Zhansan came up with a way to force the son-in-law to leave quickly and put a farm on the mountain. Call the son-in-law the next morning. Zhang Xi, come out and look at that mountain. Is it a shed? Zhang Xi looked at it and said, "I know what it is." . My father-in-law said, it seems that it is not human. If it is a person, he always steps down and does not move. My son-in-law immediately knew that my father-in-law was scolding him! Although it is said: not human, but people always have some meat! Not even a trace of meat. The father-in-law also knows that the son-in-law is scolding him! But the old father-in-law gave his son-in-law two ounces of meat and sent him away. Take me as an example, the story of derailment and derailment is widely circulated.

Neighbors and couples have no children and adopted nephews. They thought their nephew had eaten too much and returned it. Later, she adopted a dumb illegitimate daughter, and when the adopted daughter grew up, she recruited an elderly son-in-law. One day, after baking the cake, the old woman said to her son-in-law, "It's a pity to bake the cake hot pot." The son-in-law said, "I want you to sit in the pot and bake your ass." Don't waste this heat. "

A colleague is very economical, living in the dormitory of Guangdong Liuyi, single, with air conditioning, fans, lamps and other electrical appliances. Because the first floor work place, the third floor dormitory. And his monthly electricity bill is 0 yuan, one yuan occasionally, once a year. Once, an unknown colleague asked him how he did it.

He doesn't turn on the big electrical appliance. If he can't find anything, he turns on the lamp for a minute or two and turns it off immediately after use. Play mobile phone at night, fully charge the battery and charging treasure at work, or go downstairs to charge after use. You can't use your own electricity anyway. Division was also brought to work.

He doesn't go out to play or spend money. There is almost no place to spend money except cooking a bite of rice for yourself. He takes a bath at night without washing clothes first (living alone). He went to work the next day, and he went to wash clothes when he was not busy. Anyway, he doesn't have to spend time by himself. He likes watching TV and doing his own thing after work. It's really a matter of time!

Some colleagues said that he lived like an ascetic! Big men are so convinced!