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There will be a program at the annual meeting, asking for three people's sketch lines!

Company party funny sketch script (company year) a loveseat and a chair.

Actor design: reporter c

Old employee a

New employee b

Reporter: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Huan Wang from China United Television. Our company will hold a grand annual meeting celebration today, so I am here, with excitement and even touching feelings, to make a historical witness for the thriving company. Hard work, fruitful, six years of mass communication is taking off. Next, I will interview two people who have created miracles with their ordinary hands. Please welcome two.

Two people come up.

Lao Jiang, do you think I will miss this picture? (posing)

A: Come on, you think it's good, simple and generous to have a few male guests to see you if you are the one.

Ok, let's go! Otherwise, the reporter will be anxious! They say goodbye to each other and signal to everyone that they are ready to play. )

The two went to the reporter.

Reporter: Gentlemen, are you ready for the interview?

A: That's enough!

Reporter: (clearing his throat) Six years can change many things. Six years can make an enterprise move from poverty to glory. Many times, we prefer to recall. Remembering is not for remembering, but more for thanking those who have contributed to the company. Thank you is to inspire us to move forward and create more miracles! Today, please ask an old employee of Zhonglian Company to tell us about the years of Zhonglian. At the same time, we also want to invite a new employee to talk about our company's views and our prospects for the future.

Reporter: A How long have you been in the company? Did you give all the most important things in your life to Zhonglian?

A: I am 30 years old and have been in the factory for more than five years. Working in the field before was like looking at flowers in the fog, which was unrealistic. Here I see the reality, gratitude and brothers and sisters. Therefore, I was born for Zhonglian, died for Zhonglian and struggled for Zhonglian all my life. (clenched fist)

The reporter asked the new employee

Reporter: What about you?

B: I came to the company in early 2008, and I am very satisfied with my salary. I met A's firm belief and stuck to the cause of Zhonglian.

Reporter: A What did you do when you first came to the company?

A: Let me start by saying that when I first joined the company, I had ... and I still do. ....

B: Sometimes it will …, sometimes it will …, but more often it will repeat A's story yesterday. Now I have decided to board the historic passenger ship Zhonglian with a ticket of faith.

Reporter: You two are so humorous. What was it like when you joined the company? What kind of impression did it leave on you?

A: At that time! How is the company? Poor working environment, tired and inefficient, bitter and unsuccessful. It's all memories in the end. The memory of the sad Pacific Ocean is not your own, but your eyes are full of tears. The most important thing is the tears of others.

Reporter: It seems that you really have a deep memory! (to employees) How is your company now?

Our company is taking off. Entering the company is like coming home. What kind of company is it at home?

Reporter: Are there any companies at home? (interrogative tone)

B: That's right! Refrigerator, air conditioner, washing machine, telephone, computer, TV, we are short of soldiers, but our Zhonglian company is a soldier in the sales industry, always roaring and never stopping. (Applause yourself)

The reporter applauded again.

Reporter: A How was your treatment at that time?

A: At that time, there were fewer people in the company, fewer activities and less wages!

Reporter: (Q B) What is your current treatment?

B: Create wealth with your own hands and have plenty of food and clothing!

Reporter: It seems that you are very satisfied! Now Zhonglian is really good. Personally, I think that enterprises that can satisfy employees and feel at home are promising enterprises.

A: oh, little C. Actually! You don't know! It's really not easy for Zhonglian to get here today!

Reporter: Every enterprise is not easy. As a member of Zhonglian, you have witnessed the course of Zhonglian. Can you tell us?

A: Let's have some momentum and a United family. Good evening, everyone!

Zhonglian company is really competitive and has strong industry technology. It can survive the economic crisis and then move on, ranking first in the industry.

Reporter: It went smoothly and was well prepared. What about the new employees? They must be fully prepared.

B: Of course, I stood and said that our eldest brother Yang made this, and I brought him to praise you.

Zhong Lianqiu. Song (surname)

Zhonglian scenery is famous for thousands of miles. Wan Li sang and looked inside and outside the Great Wall with great passion. The river is north and south, and the songs are loud and clear. Qi Xin makes concerted efforts. It has to compete with the environment, and it is particularly proud to see Zhonglian's family. It has attracted countless colleagues to draw in, recalling the opening of HSBC in Thailand, the reuse of concentrated water, and the garbage infiltration of Yanggu Dongguang.

Reporter: This Zhonglian is really a hidden dragon crouching tiger and a poet. I have to sit up and take notice of you. That company is so good that it must be inseparable from everyone's efforts, right?

A: It's just that Zhonglian Company is so good. The key is that General Qin leads the company, and Zhonglian Company is taking off. General Qin contributed a lot, and his achievements reached new heights year after year. Other companies rely on it, the sales technology is strictly controlled, and they all praise hard work!

Reporter: Do you usually talk like this? Make it clear.

B: Anything else? Careful selection, busy purchasing, safe production is indispensable, administrative logistics is very powerful, and there are few concerns when going out. With the efforts of the whole family, China United will have a better tomorrow! Applause—

Reporter: I am so proud of you. Seeing your enthusiasm makes my blood boil all over. I especially want to know about your daily life.

A: Singing, laughing, reading, mastering shuttlecock, basketball and badminton.

Reporter: There are many activities.

B: Generally speaking, it means "sunshine life, happy work, ouch-"

Reporter: You are so humorous. I really envy your life. I think you start work with such full enthusiasm every day. Work is a very happy thing for you.

What do you mean very happy? That's quite happy. I want to welcome today wholeheartedly. 、

Reporter: My heart is full of love.

I am the greatest miracle in nature.

Reporter: I have confidence, which is why you are so confident. What do you think the company will develop in the future?

B, A: (Stand out) Become a world-class sales company and build a world-class brand.

Reporter: (Frightened by their neatness, sitting on the ground) You startled me. Very disciplined.

A: School+army+family.

Reporter: Why do I feel that talking to you is 250? Do you think you can realize the company's wishes?

B: persevere until you succeed.

B, A: (Stand up together and make a fist) Perseverance will lead to success.

Reporter: Then-

B: (interrupting him) Are you finished? Today's annual meeting, the dishes are all on the table, and you still ask, who do you think will chew a chicken leg and can't eat anything for a while?

A: (Echoing) That is, you see (the next one in the program) is going to perform on stage. We can't talk to you. Let's meet again next year. Goodbye.

B: Why don't you use it for dinner?

Reporter: This is the report of BBKTV reporter (reporter's name) in Zhonglian Company. See you next year.

Yes, let's go. (Take B off the stage. )