I have written a composition with a score of 0, and I got a score of 0 for a sentence I wrote.

The zero-point simulation of the college entrance examination is 20 1 1 composition.

Every year, there will be a composition with a perfect score of zero in the college entrance examination. If the candidates who write a perfect composition are very powerful, then the candidates who can write a zero composition are by no means novices. The most shocking, funny, absurd and talented composition in the history of education will definitely challenge your imagination! From these compositions, we can observe and study the group psychological characteristics of some contemporary middle school students, which is not only ridiculous, but also thought-provoking.

The annual college entrance examination kicked off, and people began a new round of attention to college entrance examination composition. This year's Liaoning college entrance examination essay topic "How to treat the case of drunk driving" attracts more attention and becomes the focus of people's topic. Netizens commented that this topic, combined with hot events, has strong educational significance. This is undoubtedly warning parents that children should not only pay attention to textbook education, but also pay attention to society and "all-round training". Some experts also said that the topic of Liaoning composition is an improvement. Children who have a deep experience and thinking about society will write new ideas and even write a perfect composition. We look forward to it.

In fact, there will be full marks and zero marks in the college entrance examination every year. If the candidates who write perfect scores are very powerful, then the candidates who can write zero-point compositions are by no means novices. The most shocking, funny, absurd and talented composition in the history of education will definitely challenge your imagination! From these compositions, we can observe and study the group psychological characteristics of some contemporary middle school students, which is not only ridiculous, but also thought-provoking.

20 1 1 Summary of National College Entrance Examination Composition Topics

20 1 1 National Volume 1 Composition Title: Looking forward to growing up.

20 1 1 National Volume II College Entrance Examination Composition Topic: Integrity

20 1 1 new course standard volume of college entrance examination composition topic: the rise of China

20 1 1 Beijing college entrance examination composition topic: How do you think China won the table tennis competition?

20 1 1 Fujian college entrance examination composition topic: material composition

20 1 1 Hunan college entrance examination composition: thank you for coming.

20 1 1 Liaoning college entrance examination composition topic: material composition apple

20 1 1 Tianjin college entrance examination composition topic: composition on the topic of mirrors.

20 1 1 Sichuan college entrance examination composition topic: there is always an expectation.

20 1 1 Hubei college entrance examination composition topic: old books

20 1 1 Chongqing college entrance examination composition topic: have a special liking.

20 1 1 Jiangxi college entrance examination composition topic: Mencius Sanle

20 1 1 Guangdong college entrance examination composition topic: back to the original point

20 1 1 Anhui college entrance examination composition topic: Time is running out.

20 1 1 Shandong college entrance examination composition topic: The world needs you.

20 1 1 Jiangsu college entrance examination composition topic: rejecting mediocrity

20 1 1 Zhejiang college entrance examination composition topic: my time

20 1 1 Shanghai College Entrance Examination Composition: Everything will pass Pk Nothing will pass.

20 1 1 Sichuan college entrance examination composition "There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife"!

I want to find a wife. I am eager for the road, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, the soul is eager to cross, and the soul is eager to go home. I long for a wife. Looking for her in the crowd, I was walking on the road and suddenly looked around. There were countless aunts and uncles. It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad. Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window? Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar in one bite? Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently? In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook. Mistake, mistake. This idea finally became my doom. I didn't expect that I was in a hurry and staged such a terrible scene. I was cornered and seduced a married woman. Who knows that the crime was exposed and was caught red-handed. I only regret that I don't know martial arts and I can't fight our way out. Helpless to be pushed around, he was retaliated. They became angry from embarrassment and fought without hesitation. Knives go round and round, and bricks say hello frequently. I'm bleeding profusely and my leg is still twitching. Take a wrong evil step and almost die. Horror, horror. I'm glad I can save my life. I directed and performed in front of the car, which brought me deep feelings of thieves. The past is vivid in my mind, and now I am recalling it one by one. After a painful struggle, consciousness finally rose to an unprecedented height. I know exactly what love is in the world. Emotional things really can't be too blind. You can't stop it. If you don't stop it, you can't stay. No matter how good other people's girlfriends are, they can't be easily contacted. As the saying goes, the skin does not exist, and the hair is attached to it. If I go there, where can I find my wife? What's more, life is short and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for. Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all. Writing here, it seems that there are not enough words. Then let me, uh, knit some more. After all, my heart can't stop showing. There are programs specially prepared for China's Valentine's Day friends. I am a single person, and I am about to hurt my pain. Oh, no! The exam is coming to an end. There are so many questions on the test paper that I can't sit still. Finally, to sum up a sentence, the composition ends here. Asked what the world is, the Bible says: waste.

Hunan: A singer's first sentence changed from "Hello, I'm here" to "Thank you, you're here" to write a composition on his own topic. Expectation, expectation, the document is coming, and the pace of salary increase is near. Everything looked like I had just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. Prices have gone up, house prices have gone up, and employees' wages have gone up. Everyone cheered happily. The standard leaked quietly from the mouth of officials, and it was tender green. On the internet, on TV, you see, a lot of money. Personnel, education, finance, you won't let me, I won't let you, all shouted in unison to arrest. The standard is too high, the standard is too low, and the standard may be even more frightening. There is always something fishy in the words. Close your eyes, as if we were the happiest people, the richest people and the NB people in China! Hundreds of employees are talking about it, and the elites, big and small, are arguing endlessly. The standard of salary increase is everywhere: this kind of thing, that kind of thing, is scattered all over the country, like eyes, like stars, blinking nonstop ... "The salary is not lower than that of civil servants", not bad, like a mother's hand touching you. There is some kind and loving breath in the words, mixed with the smell of orange juice, and all kinds of gossip, all brewing in the slightly humid air. The workers are happy to pin their hopes on the hundred-dollar bill. Calling friends to show off their crisp voice and sing a melody, struggling with soaring prices. The whistle on the bicycle keeps ringing at this time all day. Files are the most useless. They are changed two or three times a day. Don't be upset. Look, subtract this, deduct that, pay taxes, and arrange them closely. There is a layer of smoke on the payroll. Civil servants are fat and vendors are rich. After a while, it was cashed, and a little coin set off a depressed and irritable night. In the yard of CDC, near the office, there are slouching people, migrant workers on the construction site, wearing clothes and hats. Their mood is sparse and silent in the rain. The salary increase has not subsided, and more people come to see a doctor. In urban and rural areas, adults, children, men and women, like hooligans, came out one by one. Relax, relax, feel depressed, feel lonely and do your own thing. "Everything is a cloud", the days have passed, the patient has been saved, and the rest is hope. Wages are like firecrackers in the air, empty from head to toe, flickering. The price increase is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile.

Guangdong: Back to the Origin

(0,0)→(0, 1)→( 1, 1)→( 1,0)→(0,0)

Guangdong: Back to Origin 2

If there is origin, what is the origin made of? What was before the origin? If there is no origin, how can we return to the origin? Who will tell me what the origin means? If you and I just circulate in the universe and become butterflies, white clouds, running water and stones, why care about the joys and sorrows of this life? The girls in the next class are getting better and better. I wonder which university she will go to. The girls in our class have a new boyfriend after falling in love. Beautiful girls on campus, what is their original origin? If the origin is only one place, what kind of place is the origin of mankind? The weather in June is really sultry. I am in the classroom, and I smell the fragrance. The girl sitting in the front is wearing a long shawl. She is answering questions seriously. Is she looking forward to going to college and meeting a beautiful love? Her coat is translucent. Why do girls wear clothes when they are so beautiful? At this time, the sun is shining outside the window, and the ancients said: I don't take the college entrance examination, I am lonely. Seriously! The college entrance examination came, the principal made an important speech, the teachers were emotional, the parents were excited, and the students cried. At this time of the year, admission tickets are hung all over the campus. The earth is silent, and no one can sing the saddest elegy. In this age of pursuing fame and fortune for half a life, the college entrance examination has become a sacrifice of youth. If you want to turn drunkenness into sorrow, singing can't hurt your heart. Well, the college entrance examination composition quoted ancient poetry. My dear girl, whose daughter are you? At this moment, where are you in the world, are you also full of all kinds of sadness? I don't know when I will meet you, why I exist like this, what is the origin of life, and what is the end of life. When you and I meet in the dark this month, if I have no money at that time, will you marry me?

I am a candidate from Jiangsu Province. Today is the first day of the college entrance examination, and it also welcomes the first subject to be tested today-Chinese. I have seen many excellent works written by talented people, but I was tragically judged to be zero. I used to wonder why they knew they couldn't do it and reminded themselves never to make such a mistake. However, after so many exams, I finally understand why, it is anger, rising anger, what is anger, the topic of my composition. So today I got the topic of my composition, a topic I really don't want to call stupid-rejecting mediocrity. I was really stumped by this topic, so I gave up the last section and tried my best to think about this composition. Slowly, I became angry, so I had the following story!

Reject mediocrity

/kloc-The weather in Beijing in October/February has started to get a little cold, but today the streets are crowded with people, which is particularly lively. I don't feel a trace of coolness at all, because today is the day when the general returns home in a sunny day. The emperor ordered himself to meet the victorious soldiers at the gate. Of course, the most important thing is to welcome a sunny day. Everyone was immersed in the joy of victory, but only one person was unhappy. It turned out to be a six-door catcher.

At the moment, Yan is sitting in the box of Yuxuan, the largest hotel in Beijing, with Moming Lake outside the window. Although it is already late autumn, Moming Lake is still full of blue waves and picturesque scenery, which makes people fall in love at first sight and all their troubles are put aside. But Yan, who was sitting on the table, kept pacing around the room with a glass. She stopped for a drink from time to time, shook her head and continued pacing. If you look closely, you will find that Yan is frowning and looks unhappy. He really has no reason to be happy, because just a month ago, the emperor's jade dragon crown was stolen in a heavily guarded palace. The emperor was furious when he learned that, and ordered six doors to solve the case within one month. If the stolen jade dragon crown is not recovered, the official in charge of the case looks up. Everyone knows this is a blame, but Yan has to take it back. Thought of here, swallow a mouthful of wine, and then sighed, days, only one day left! Xiao er, look!

Out of the restaurant, Yan took a deep breath and walked aimlessly in the street, thinking about the case in his mind, and unconsciously walked into the central street. At this time, the central street was already crowded with people who came to meet him. When the weather was fine, the general was leading the soldiers slowly into the city. The general rode at the head of the procession, waving to the people around him from time to time. Yan Xiaoqi inadvertently raised his head and sat on horseback looking at this sunny day. Yan looked at it and was very shocked. On a sunny day, he sat on a horse wearing a golden helmet and armor. He looks very brave. The strangest thing is that the general looks like jade, with cold stars in his eyes and muddy eyebrows like paint. He turned out to be a handsome man! At this time, the general smiled and looked very enthusiastic, but people were afraid to look at him directly. There is an indescribable majesty. Yan understands that this majesty can only be exercised in groups. Simply put, it is the unique temperament and murderous look of soldiers.

In the palace, the emperor held a grand banquet to welcome the general and celebrate his victory. "The general has worked hard, and I thank him on behalf of people all over the world." Hearing this on a sunny day, he immediately kowtowed and said, "The emperor is serious. It is the bounden duty of our soldiers to defend the frontier. Why not talk about hard work? " "Being a good person is the duty of a soldier. Today, I named you the King of Heaven, and from now on, you will be a prince with a different surname, who will attack each other from generation to generation and protect me forever! " Two people just say that finish, a eunuch ran in a hurry. "Report to my majesty, news came from outside the palace that the general office was on fire. Please ask the general to go back to the house as soon as possible and see where the fire is. " "The news said it was an infinite pavilion" and "thud", and the general's glass fell to the ground, looking calm but vaguely uneasy. "Your majesty, the last general, no, little one. When the emperor heard that the palace was on fire, he immediately asked Yan Xiaoqi to check it. He had to find out the cause of the fire. After the release of the imperial edict, a fierce look flashed in the emperor's eyes.

Yan received the imperial edict, got up and followed the sunny day to the palace. Seeing the Wuji Pavilion, although the fire has been put out at this time, the beams have become fragile after the baptism of the big fire just now, and the houses are in danger of collapse at any time. When the general sneaked into the Wuji Pavilion, Yan immediately rushed in, but was surprised to find that his speed could not keep up with the sunny day. Yan only thought it was the impatience and potential of the report, and didn't think much. At the end of the infinite pavilion, I opened an organ on a sunny day, took out a brocade box and finally lost my breath. "Fortunately, it's still there." I opened the brocade box, just as Yan followed me and saw what was in it. Yan looked at the sudden shock and murmured, "Report, you, report ..." There was a jade dragon crown stolen a month ago in the box, staring blankly on a sunny day. Yan only sees bloodshot eyes on sunny days, and her eyes are fierce. He thinks that you mainly kill people, but you can command thousands of troops to fight. Speaking of one-on-one combat, can you beat me? But Yan soon knew how ridiculous his idea was, because he found that he couldn't swim three strokes on a sunny day, and then he locked his throat after three strokes. With a little effort, he will say goodbye to this world. At this time, a sunny day was suddenly released, and Yan also heard something he never dreamed of. "You took me to the punishments, and I confess that I did it." "General, but ... what's your purpose?" "Purpose, ha ha, of course, is to seek power and flee. Today, I will take his crown, and tomorrow, I will take his place. At this time, Yan felt that the sunny days suddenly became a lot older. Although he looks the same, he can't hide the silence in his eyes.

This is the end of the case. King Qingtian stole the emperor's dragon crown on a sunny day with the intention of rebellion and was killed by the emperor. Go to prison in three days and ask for it. Years of intuition told Yan that this case was not that simple, because the development of the case was incredibly simple. A month ago, the general was still fighting at the front. How could he sneak into the capital and steal the Jade Dragon Crown? The idea of sending people to commit crimes doesn't work either, because the army has a military supervisor sent by the emperor, and everything in the army is under the control of the emperor. It is impossible for anyone to have been to the barracks to plot with the general, but the military supervisor did not know. And why did the general admit that he could be killed easily and hide his eyes and ears? As long as you just make up an excuse, the emperor can't blame a prince for his little catching head. There are many doubts, but Yan can't think of them. He also told the emperor that the case was full of doubts and hoped to give him a few more days to find out, but he never expected that the emperor said to him with very disgusted eyes,' If he doesn't check, you have to check'. Xiaoqi wants to visit Yan in prison on a sunny day. Anyway, he still has great respect for this general who defends border security!

When he arrived at the prison, he found that all the guards in the prison were knocked to the ground. After the examination, he was addicted to ecstasy. Yan immediately became alert, and his keen sense of smell told him that someone had come to save the prison. Needless to say, the goal of prison rescue is that King Qingtian will fall on a sunny day. He thought that he would be punished if he ran away on a sunny day, so he hurried to his cell on a sunny day. When he arrived, he found that the sunny day was still there, and a masked man in black stood next to him. Because he knows that he can't stop running away even if it is sunny at this time. No one stopped him even if he went out on a sunny day. On the one hand, his prestige is too high, which can be said to be higher than that of the emperor. The second aspect is that the garrison in Beijing is his former subordinate. How can they stop their general? It is estimated that when it clears up, the country will change hands immediately. He wants to know who the masked man is and what happened.

"Who are you and why did you come to save me?" Luo Qing asked. "Who wants to save you? I wish you go." It sounds like a woman's voice, with a little sob in her speech. "You ... who are you?" The masked man lifted the veil and saw a scarred and ugly face. No woman can survive with such a face. "Dumb woman, why are you? Can you talk?" "I didn't call Sargam, before the name is very beautiful, looks very beautiful. This is all because of you. It's sunny, all because of you. " He said that he actually shed tears. At this time, the weather is fine, and he looks nervous, without the calmness and calmness before. His face was twisted and he kept saying, "Who are you? Who are you? " Finally, he growled at the masked man. "Do you remember a girl named Tang by Daming Lake 20 years ago?" The dumb woman smiled and said to him. After listening to it on a sunny day, the whole person shook directly there. When Yan saw a sunny day, her eyes blurred and her expression was very painful. Her eyes were full of tears, and her mouth murmured, "Rain is soft, rain is soft, you are soft, are you really soft?"? Why? " Why, hehe, you asked me why. Twenty years ago, our days together in Daming Lake were the happiest days in my life. We agreed together that you would marry me and then we would live together forever. But what about you? I can't stand this mediocre life and think about the prosperity of Beijing all the time. Can't we live a plain life? You refuse mediocrity and have to make a fortune. Have you ever been to the life and report of a general? "At this time, the whole body curled up in a sunny corner, with long hair and trembling all the time. He grasped the dumb woman's hand tightly and stopped crying. Yan, who peeked outside, saw the truest and most fragile sunny day. " I regretted it from the day I left you, but at this time I was already in the army and couldn't leave at all. Besides, after I left you, I met an old man in the mountains. The old man showed me the maze and gave me a secret book, saying that after practicing, my skill would increase greatly, but only if I entered the palace. In order to make a great contribution in the army, I worked hard to practice the cheats, and it was fruitful. But it's too late to regret it at this time. Even if I go back, I won't see you. I have suffered for so many years. Now that I'm famous, what else can I do? If you can give me a chance to choose again, I will definitely put aside these splendors and not be blinded by the desire for power. I will choose to be indifferent to you, even if I live a mediocre life. For me, being with you is my greatest achievement. Why can't you recognize me and your face after all these years? What's going on here? After listening to this, Yan finally understood why when playing chess with him, he always felt that his moves were somewhat feminine. It turns out that he has practiced such strange kung fu. "You still dare to ask what's going on. When I came home that day, I found that you were not there. I knew that you had gone to pursue your glory. I hurried out to find you. Who knew that I met a mountain thief on the road and wanted to defile me? I swear I won't do it. The thief cut my face in a rage, and then I left it at the foot of the mountain. Fortunately, he was saved by a passing disciple of the Blood Moon Sect. Since then, I have become a foundation of the blood moon school. Because you are the right-hand man of the emperor, only by killing you can we successfully overthrow the rule of the dog emperor, so we have been looking for opportunities. Finally, a month ago, we successfully got the jade dragon crown of the emperor, secretly switched it for you, and prepared to use the hand of the emperor to frame you and get rid of you. Do you know what was in my original bag? Sargam choked up and said, of course, otherwise I would have come to save you. I opened the package that day. I really didn't expect that there were jade pendants we bought together in those years. I didn't expect you to keep it. On second thought, I really can't bear to see you go like this, so I plan to save you. "Then I choked up, threw myself into sunny arms, and the two embraced and cried loudly.

Hearing this, Yan finally knew the ins and outs of the matter. The general was framed, and the real murderer was another person, but he really didn't understand why the general admitted it. When he entered the cell, the dumb woman immediately got up and pulled out her sword. "What do you want to do?" Yan ignored him, but went to Xiangyang and sighed and asked, "General, why do you admit it?" On a sunny day, I said something that Yan will never forget!

One day later, the general and his partner, the dumb woman, were beheaded at the noon gate on a sunny day. Although it was wrong for Yan to persuade the emperor not to be guilty, the emperor went his own way and beheaded him on a sunny day, and rewarded Yan. At this time, I felt disheartened and guilty, so I resigned and went home, and closed the door from now on!

One day, a eunuch came to Yan's house to convey the emperor's orders, but he couldn't find anyone in Yan's house, so he came back to me disappointed. His purpose is to give wine!

Yan will never forget what he said to him on a sunny day,' A sly rabbit and a running dog will never come to a good end. Even if there is no Blood Moon Sect to frame this matter, the emperor will certainly find other excuses to kill me. Besides, do you really think that the emperor doesn't know about it, and there are no eyes and ears of the emperor everywhere?' Yes, in such a heavily guarded palace, how could the Jade Dragon Crown be stolen, and how could it not be stolen? The only explanation is that the emperor knew the plan of the blood moon school and prepared to get rid of the sunny day with the hand of the blood moon school. What the emperor is most afraid of is this kind of person who has made great contributions. Sunny day saved Yan's life in one word, but sunny day in one word, he didn't run away because of his integrity. He doesn't need to explain, everyone knows what's going on.

At this time, Yan is drinking in a restaurant in Jiangnan. It is snowing heavily outside the window, and the weather in February is still so cold!