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The funny jingle of bachelor quotations

1, one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, one person sleeps, the whole family has no feeling, bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and single aristocrats are immortal.

2, the DPRK is also single, and it is also single at night, and a person lives day and night; I am single in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and I am the loneliest without company.

3, people are happy, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright. The life of a bachelor is really better, and there is no burden of money and no money.

It's fate that we meet thousands of miles away, but I have no chance to meet each other. I am lonely in this world. Who dares to be independent with me?

5, bachelor is not terrible, I am afraid that I can't let go after taking off my bill, and my life is carefree and free.

6, flowers, leaves do not touch the body, single is not a crime, freedom is a blessing, enjoy it!

7, a person walking in the street, the back is so chic, no bondage, no fetters, free to be yourself.

8. A cigarette in your left hand, a bottle of wine in your right hand, a person's world, a person's walk, running with the bull, who can stand me?

9. It is good for the whole family to eat alone and sleep alone. A bachelor's life is extremely happy, so don't worry about the other half being jealous.

10, single people fly freely, without worrying about attention, children and housework. The world alone is really good.