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Talking about making fun of your double chin

1, I really want to lose weight, I have a double chin, and now I weigh 108 Jin, which is speechless.

2. The meat on the waist is gone. The double chin is gone. Look in the mirror. What are you waiting for?

Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

I will never forget what the photographer said to me when taking pictures: Beauty, please stretch your neck as far as possible. We can't repair your double chin.

5. Wife: Husband, I have a double chin, but what if I don't want to lose weight? Husband: So ... grow a beard.

6. Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career. How did my chin come out?

7, the length of the chin is good, the double chin can't be seen, and the mandible is stretched to understand?

8. I still insist on drinking milk tea when I have a double chin. Do you have any reason not to stick to what you want to do?

9. The meat on the waist is gone. The double chin is gone. Look in the mirror. What are you waiting for?

10, homemade nails ... with double chins. ...

1 1. Mom doesn't understand why no one wants to eat cake on his birthday. I am just greedy. I don't know why. Explain the importance of girls' camera angles. Double chin and oval face are actually the same person.

12, the chubby double chin has come out, and the pants can't be put on! I'll go! Don't deceive yourself!

13, lose weight and fat ~ double chin edema, thick eyes and thighs, don't go up and stick to Kang Mu 'ang!

14, fat out a layer of naked eyes, plump double chin. What do you feel in your heart? It's the despair of "you are such a loser"

15, I still got a double chin, just like asking those who only have stomachs during pregnancy, how do you make your stomach fat but not your face fat?

16, because you have a double chin, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

17, you can lose eight pounds in two weeks and gain ten pounds in one week.

18, I start lying down after work every day. It is more and more obvious that my double chin must be delicious and my face is round.

19, don't bow your head, your double chin will be exposed. Don't cry, the eye makeup is ugly.

20, eat too much, fat chin, tell yourself that you don't need to eat so much to maintain your physical strength after the exam.

2 1, I have a double chin. Should I also embark on the road of losing weight? Meat, you are mature and grow where you should grow.

22. I don't like hunchbacks. I like to walk with my chest out, or my double chin will make me unable to breathe.

23, scrapped, it is said that there are double chins. It's time to lose weight and stop staying at home.

24, a fat double chin, a thin one without chin, I am the fat double chin.