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As long as I have it, I'll give you whatever you want.

1. As long as I have what you want, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Stay with me.

2. I love you, just like Pangu opened the sky, Nu Wa made people, and praised my father every day, because my interests were in trouble.

Zhao Shuiguang, you once said that you don't believe in the distance of time. I'm nine years older than you, but what's wrong with that? I share all the happiness with you, and I taste all the pain in front of you. When I was 50, I bought you a massage chair. When I was 60, I taught you how to wash your dentures. I helped you choose crutches when I was 70. I have experienced all this first, so you don't have to be afraid of the unknown future. I'll take you with me. I'll stand in front of you and help you do it first. What's wrong with that?

4. You don't need a reason to love someone. If you have to find a reason, it is: I love you because of you.

Why did you give up treatment? Because I love you hopelessly.

6. I have a bad temper My good temper is all because I love you.

7. Just once, watch eternity with you, laugh on a sunny day and make trouble in the free air. You know, I just want it. The world is still small, I will take you to the ends of the earth, no longer bother to look for it in the corner, and grow old slowly in carefree time. Do you know my heart beats with you?

From now on, we will only die, and there will be no separation.

9. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection. Your shoulders have been stretching all summer, but I can't see the end.

10. After eight years of cunning use, you finally walked into my heart with dignity.

1 1. In a few days, if an old man with a white beard knocks you out and puts you in a sack, don't be afraid, because my Christmas wish is you.

12. More than like is heartbeat, more than heartbeat is love, and more than love is you.

13. Because it is the bluest sky, you are an angel. You came to my world and replaced the four seasons with joys and sorrows. Smile is the day, cry is the night.

14. Say ten thousand words I love you. Why don't we get together?

15. When can I see you? Today, every day after today.

16. Anyone who wants to take you home is on the way. People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour. Anyone who wants to see you can come from Qian Shan.

17. The answer is very long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen?

18. I can't protect you if I don't have a sword; If I hold the sword all the time, I can't hold you tightly.

19. I like you more than anyone else in the world. I will love you forever. Only this intention will not be lost to anyone, even if the body is destroyed and disappears from this world, I will definitely like you in the next life.

It is because of the days I spent with you that I realized that I like you no matter when and where. I repeat, I like you. What about you? What do you think of me at this moment?

2 1. I will wait for you in the future! Hmm ~ right away! Run!

I swear I will believe you for the rest of my life. Even if no one in the world believes you, I will stand by you all my life.

23. Even with her, I will become stronger, and I will be strong enough to make my name resound through heaven! I will be the first swordsman in the world! This is what we agreed!

I regret not hugging you that night. Promise me you won't let me go. Trust me, you will be happy.

25. You know, I grew up without parents, and my grandmother brought me up alone and suffered a lot. Growing up, no one cared about me, and I was not afraid of anything. I want to do whatever I want, but what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer.

26. How important you were to me at that time, you know, I was almost the enemy of all boys. I did it to protect this place with you. At that time, I only had you.

27. I like you because I like you more than anyone else in the world.

No matter where you are in the world, I will definitely see you again.

29. That's not the feeling of liking you and wanting to be with you. I'm serious, I want him to belong to me, and I want to hide him from others if possible.

30. If I can climb the high wall with you, no matter how difficult it is, I am not afraid, because I have climbed the most difficult high wall to make you fall in love with me.

3 1. I am a girl with a very bad personality, shameless, unruly, arrogant, cheeky, hypocritical, pathetic, pathetic, and I like you best.

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1. But at the same time, his eyes are lazy, and there is a peerless dazzling world that can't be concealed. He is overbearing and imposing, revealing the natural domineering of the king.

2. I can afford to play, but I can't hold back. I can be dedicated to surprise you, or I can be scared by my heart. I have drunk the strongest wine and given up the person I love most. I can play like a madman, work like a man and be a good husband and father at home.

When you have the other half, don't forget to buy me a drink to wash away your sadness. Don't worry, I won't cry and ask you why you don't love me, and I won't curse you and embarrass you. I will raise my glass to the dust and accept it with a clear conscience.

If he really loves you, you can be any kind of willful, imperfect and unreasonable girl. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

For the past, you should respect your brave self. After all the disappointments and betrayals, you are still full of ambition, dare to love and hate.

6. We Jianghu children are most afraid of being melodramatic. If you can't stay alone, you might as well say goodbye generously. Dry this bowl of white wine and be good friends in the afterlife. You see, hug each other, cherish each other, and then simply say goodbye, but after all this, I still want to kill the city when you leave.

7. I have been spoiled since I was a child. Don't reason with me when I'm on someone's side. Sorry, I don't understand. It doesn't matter. It's not acting. It's true to go your own way. Maybe I can't express my love for what I like, but naturally I will take what I want seriously, and I won't get it, only I want it or not.

8. Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives if you are lovelorn, but please don't tell the person I like that you are in a bad mood.

9. If you talk to one woman, I will talk to ten men. You can go out for half a day, or I can go out for three days and three nights. If you don't reply to my messages, I can ignore them. You are more attractive to me than you are. Aren't you a man? What's the big deal? Equality between men and women. Why do I deserve to be wronged? Is it my fault that you are angry?

10. People who don't like me, please don't pretend to be friends with me. I don't care about this. I prefer someone who can point at my nose and scold me. I can accept other people's correct opinions that I have defects, but it's funny to see that I'm not used to it just by one sentence. You can't change my lifestyle.

1 1. You failed me in this relationship, and I will try my best to make you kneel and cry in the future. You can say that I will do whatever it takes, and the defects will be reported. That's who I am. I'm more than that

12. When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.

13. I used to be afraid of offending people, afraid to ask for anything, dare not say the wrong thing, dare not be ignored, dare not be happy, and face everyone with trepidation. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. If you are late, I'll go first. If I don't want to do it, I will never be forced. I just play with my mobile phone when I break the ice, and I only care about my personal feelings. The rest is none of my business.

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14. Throw away things you don't like, blacken things you hate, take a nap when you are unhappy, delete tired photos, confess when you meet someone you like, eat your favorite food when you are hungry, well, clean up your mood, and then don't pour bitterness, get drunk and shed tears for people who are not worth it.

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1. Every struggle God has arranged for us has a purpose. You've never had a chance to touch death. That's a waste of life. You only have one life, so cherish it and seize the time in the limited time. Even if it is impulsive, it is for regret; But if you live too boring, you will regret it all your life.

You were born with wings, why do you want to crawl forward all your life, like an insect ant?

It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Many times, the more you talk, the more alienated you are, and the more contradictions you have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't know each other at all. Learn to speak for two years, but shut up for life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

Life is not a movie, life is more difficult. You won't only meet a few people in your life, and it's impossible to tell whether he is a walk-on or a protagonist so easily, let alone walk out easily. I once sang loudly to my heart: if I want to live, I want to live with hope. I am never afraid of loving wrong, but I am afraid that I have never loved.

Anyone can give up on himself, but not on himself. A smile on your face is to be tolerant with a smile. Life is a road. Take a step-by-step view. As long as you are brave enough to move forward, you will eventually see the most beautiful scenery in life.

Girl, you should have high heels and running shoes, drink tea and drink. There are brave friends and awesome opponents. I have deep feelings for everything in the past, but I never look back. Especially beautiful, especially calm, especially fierce, and especially gentle. Although the chicken soup is poisonous, I will cook it. Help yourself.

7. Here, here and here. Analysis means: I will never put off what I can do at this moment until the next; What I can do here, I never want to do in another situation; What I can do in this body will never be replaced by others.

8. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall. Audience's words: What if you are not drunk? If there are many people, even if you see a dead dog, you will bow and scrape.

9. We fought all the way, not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

10. Always argue irrationally, always arrogant. Just bragging about yourself, worthless pride is just hiding behind a strange board. In the mirror stained with shame, all you can show off is the exposed wound.

1 1. Teenagers are crazy and afraid of Kunlun. They laughed at Lvliang and sharpened their swords for years. Today, they show their abilities, and after practicing in the fire for a hundred days, they will become Mo Xie. When the sword was broken, King Kong's young eagle soared in the early morning, covered with thunder and the sun, singing in the strong wind, not afraid of snow and ice, trying to seize the blue sky, the sun and the moon, pour into the East China Sea and wash away the boundless Kun.

12. Even if you spill wine or food on my head, or you spit at me, I will smile as if nothing happened. However, no matter what your reason is, I will never let go of the guy who hurt my friend!

13. I will definitely do what I want to do. Even if the person I want to save is dead, rotten and reduced to ashes, I will let him climb back from the underworld.

14. If you are busy, besides being really important, the more likely reasons are: you are weak, you have nothing better to do, your life is too bad, you must make up for it, or you pretend to be busy and make yourself look important.

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