Humorous and funny copy of college students' failure in exams

Humorous and funny copy of college students failing the exam (I) 1. Subtle sorrow is inextricably linked, subtle thoughts are long and heavy, subtle concerns are long and permanent, subtle loneliness and helplessness; A touch of red dust, a touch of years, a touch of appreciation of the scenery in the journey, a touch of enjoyment of what you have, a touch of response to the ups and downs of life ... A touch of everything will naturally fade. I am happy because it is light.

2. Give up and you will gain something. (willing, you have to give up. Gain from loss)

Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and people who love me say charming words.

I remember one time, I failed in the exam and was very depressed.

5. After the exam, I will take a Xinjiang name, if Zhe doesn't know it, he won't know it at all.

6. number.

7. Life is always like this. When you come to the end, you will understand that the best thing is the process, not the result.

8. It seems that after a long wait, I saw you, as if I had seen myself in the past.

9. What about the final exam? Justin Bieber said it well: recite it, recite it, recite it ... Oh ~ recite it, recite it * *

10. Time is a hungry shark, biting the traces of memory cruelly.

1 1. The focus of my work is not to choose the most effective method in the process of doing things, but to do things well. Only the way to do things well is the right way.

12. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

13. Success lies not in difficulties, but in actions. Although action may not bring satisfactory results, there will never be satisfactory results without action.

14. There is a kind of helplessness, that is, I can't pass the exam. ...

15. After all, feelings are not as deep as long-term companionship. After all, she is the one you love.

16. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure, but all I can do now seems to be to live up to others.

17. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

18. study when you study. How can I still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

19. A frustrated rain fell on the earth. Stepping on the rain, I poured out my disappointment of failure. I was in a tree-lined campus. Premature leaves whirled in the air one by one. It's a little cold, but it can't put out my anxiety: I failed the midterm exam.

20. Since dating is not allowed, don't issue school uniforms at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.

2 1. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium. ..

Humorous and funny copy of college students failing the exam (part two) 22. Why do people always hurt the people they love when they are young?

23. The exam is a trivial matter, but it accomplishes great things.

24. I liked you for so long that I knew I was not a persistent person.

25. My heart seems to be pinned down by an invisible stone, and my mouth is shaking when I don't listen. Mind a blank

I failed the exam because. I keep a low profile.

27. I stood in the street and didn't wait for anyone.

28. You like to escape from the temple, but you don't know that you are being hunted by a group of animals.

29. Sometimes greed can change fate.

30. Suddenly say sorry to yourself, sorry for embarrassing yourself.

3 1. My story is actually not so tragic. You don't have to cry so much.

32. Constantly forgetting makes life easier.

33. Being teased when you are angry is a very self-respecting thing.

You stand in the windless forest and say with a smile that we are not suitable.

If one day the story about me turns into a piece of ashes in your leisure time, please finish this cigarette slowly.

36. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

37. As far as the depth of learning knowledge is concerned, passing Kobe is more important. Because I won't study after this course, and I will take the exam again after it.

38. In fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition fees, and then confirm the payment when the results come out. Depending on the mood, there are good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail, apply for a refund.

39. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to prevent it from coming.

40. Life is a tragedy, and it goes on with tears.

4 1. Don't love the past, don't worry about the future.

42. lewdness leads the trend, and lewdness achieves dreams.

On the students' feelings of not getting a driver's license (key 40 sentences)

The students' mood of failing the driver's license test is about 1 1. Except two of a kind, all likes are sad.

You stand in the windless forest and say with a smile that we are not suitable.

Don't joke at the seaside, or it will cause laughter.

The final term is coming, and there are all kinds of exams. Busy and helpless.

You are the wind, the bird, the fog and the pub, but you are not the destination.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

7. My classmate was surprised to tell me that he handed in a blank sheet of paper and got a score of 15, so remind the teacher if he made a mistake. The teacher told him confidently and seriously: this is a neat volume. ...

8. I don't like my present life, and I can't change my present state.

9. Everyone says that a life without failure is an incomplete life. So now, I am weakly excited: my life is complete.

10. Hope, hope, finally looking forward to the mid-term exam. I'm excited, but at the same time I'm a little nervous.

1 1. I really failed the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I have to look at the time in those classes.

12. Please forgive me. I don't listen, my mouth is not sweet, and I have no money.

13. Until the results come out, it's on the roof, Foxconn.

14. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength again.

15. Love is a scourge, and you are a hero in the world.

16. "58" A bright red number lies quietly in the upper right corner of the test paper, which is shocking. Tears welled up in my eyes, and I seemed to see the bright red "58" grinning at me.

17. I hate being told English, and I can't understand what I say.

18. If the examination questions deceive you, don't be sad or depressed. On the day of the college entrance examination next year, you will: take a good photo and write it like a god.

19. Actually, I'm fine. Do you want to try to like me?

20. I still have the face to meet my parents with such achievements.

How do students feel about failing exams and driving licenses? Part II: 2 1. Will it be longer if we don't be friends?

22. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to prevent it from coming.

23. You lit a lamp in the long night, and I spent my life with your fire.

24. How sunny it is to give yourself a belief.

25. In the three years of junior high school, I attended 4200 classes, 3 150 hours, 120 weeks, and 6 semesters, but I still couldn't resist his paralysis.

26. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

27. Examination results can distance us, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

28. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many examination papers. No business, no killing!

29. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

I am afraid that the mid-term exam in June will break up our class. We love school, but we don't like classes. No matter what the college entrance examination is, we will still smile.

3 1. Is failure a bird? If I were a teacher, I could hang up whoever I wanted.

32. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns around, because there is no grass when he turns around.

33. You say that the sound of silk and bamboo is unparalleled, and then the green leaves sound and the piano sounds dead.

I hope you are like a beautiful mountain and river, but you belong to me.

35. The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result.

36. Because the child didn't do well in the exam, he was in a bad mood! My daughter is also very sensible these two days and looks very good. A pair of flattering eyes looked at me and made me feel very uncomfortable.

37. Exams, like the third grade, aim to destroy family harmony.

38. I was so tired all the way down. Let's stop and have a rest so as to go further.

39. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

40. There is no harm in failing the senior high school entrance examination, and you will be flustered if you fail the college entrance examination.

Talk about the mood of friends circle after failing the college exam.

Talk about the mood of friends circle after failing the college entrance examination (I) 1. The history exam is coming, and history will be rewritten by me!

2. The wind blows and leaves fall, and the sky is overcast, splashing ink on the once clear sky. Another gust of wind blew into my thin clothes and shook the pale test paper that recorded my grades. Feet like lead, stiff and numb walking, heart, falling, falling, almost desperate.

Forgive me for being in a morbid desert city until I die alone.

After the college entrance examination, the whole class repented together No one puts on airs, no one puts on airs, only crazy music and staying up all night.

My little nephew failed in the exam. When he got home, he was severely beaten by his father. Ask him if he hurts when he's done. He actually said: you can entertain yourself.

6. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.

7. Meet whale sharks in South Africa and meet Ceylon's tears.

8. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!

9. I like dreaming about you, because all your smiles are for me, which feels good.

10. Use your good night to make your dreams warmest.

1 1. I sat helplessly in my seat, thinking that I could get some points this time. The papers were handed out one by one, and my heart was pounding like a headless fly at this time, for fear of failing in the exam. For such a long time.

12. People die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows and spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves. "

13. Please forgive me. I don't listen, my mouth is not sweet, and I have no money.

14. No gifts will be accepted this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.

15. Maybe, after the exam, I can't keep looking at you, but you are all to me.

Talk about the mood of friends circle after failing the college exam (II) 16. Learn to be a strong mushroom, learn how to be proud, and learn how to live.

17. If there is a next life, I hope we won't be so miserable.

18. Looking forward to, looking forward to, finally looking forward to the mid-term exam, so excited, but at the same time excited and a little nervous.

19. I also want to get drunk in the middle of the night and call to say that I am tired of chasing you.

20. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

2 1. A good horse never turns back, because it doesn't.

22. I hung up, so I came.

23. As far as the depth of learning knowledge is concerned, passing Kobe is more important. Because you won't study this subject after passing, and you will take the exam again after passing.

24. Look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much.

25. Don't all those who fail or pass have to eat? With so many people in China, can't the problem of eating be solved? There is no point in discussing family failure here, so I advocate not studying family failure first, but studying the problem of super hybrid rice

I don't want to doubt who changed my mind. Maybe it's fate that we can't be together anymore.

27. In fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition. When the results come out, make sure you paid the money. You will get a good evaluation, depending on your mood. If you fail, you will apply for a refund.

28. I failed in the exam. I am very sad and unhappy.

29. It is not easy for you to think of complicated people.

30. I remember one time, I failed in the exam and was very depressed.

When I failed the exam, I felt uncomfortable. Talk about copywriting.

When I failed the exam, I felt uncomfortable. Let's start with the copywriting article 1. I did very well in this exam, but I failed only arts and science.

2. The faint sadness is inextricably linked, the faint thoughts are long and heavy, the faint concern is long and permanent, and the faint loneliness is helpless; A touch of red dust, a touch of years, a touch of appreciation of the scenery in the journey, a touch of enjoyment of what you have, a touch of response to the ups and downs of life ... A touch of everything will naturally fade. I am happy because it is light.

The college entrance examination is nothing more than to prove that the money my parents spent on me was not wasted.

There is a kind of helplessness, that is, I can't pass the exam. ...

It hurts self-esteem to be teased when you are angry.

6. You hide from me with invisibility, so I will help you with online invisibility.

7. Cheat boldly in the exam, dare to cheat, and don't be like a little woman.

Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, please put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, so I really want to put myself on the podium. ..

9. I didn't do well in the exam, and my heart was like a heavy stone, and I could hardly breathe. There is a big dark cloud in my heart, and it is raining cats and dogs, which makes me feel terrible.

10. I don't want to doubt who changed my mind. Maybe it's fate that we can't be together anymore.

1 1. Without unrealistic hopes, there will be no heartbreaking disappointment.

12. Look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much.

13. When you are in a bad mood, call your friends in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.

14. After the exam, I was very angry with myself when I found that I didn't answer the question correctly.

15. The feelings I want are simple and clean, without cheating and ending.

16. The exam is over and the holiday is over. We laughed and the teacher cried.

17. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.

18. My heart seems to be pinned down by an invisible stone, and my mouth is shaking when I don't listen. Mind a blank

19. I hope there is no love tonight. Don't pretend that there is a vast expanse of desolation, at least it is beautiful.

20. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

2 1. My story is actually not so tragic. You don't have to cry so much.

22. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

23. The tragedy of life is that when the exam comes, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

24. I failed in the exam. I am very sad and unhappy.

I really screwed up the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I watched you go to class.

26. Love is sometimes just a beautiful fantasy. You like someone, but you may not get it.

I hope you are like a beautiful mountain and river, but you belong to me.

28. Give up and you will gain something. (willing, you have to give up. Gain from loss)

29. How can you see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain, and how can you see the dawn without experiencing the night!

30. I remember one time, I failed in the exam and was very depressed.

3 1. All the children who took the college entrance examination did well, and no one will fail in June this year.

32. Cheating in the exam, wrong, that's not cheating, that's reference.

33. Until the results are released, on the roof, Foxconn.

34. You can ignore me and don't know me, but don't come near me, don't be familiar with me, don't hurt me and don't leave me.

Because I'm not a horse, you don't need to kiss my ass.

36. It's not sad to pay too long. Recalling your own experience is the wealth of life! Don't be discouraged by your dreams, get up again!

37. Constantly forgetting makes life easier.

No one in the world fails the exam, but the more people surf the Internet, the more people fail the exam.

39. Love always makes people cry and feel unsatisfied.

40. How could I only get 85 points in the exam? No way! I was blindsided at once. I choked back my tears and sat down in my seat in frustration.

4 1. Because the child didn't do well in the exam, he was in a bad mood! My daughter is also very sensible these two days and looks very good. A pair of flattering eyes looked at me and made me feel very uncomfortable.

42. I'm afraid that the mid-term exam in June will break up our class. We love school, but we don't like classes. No matter what the college entrance examination is, we will still smile.

43. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength again.

44. June is coming, and we may never see each other again.

45. Last class, the teacher sat on the stool and told us that I would see you after reading it.

46. I hate people talking about English with me. I can't understand what I said.

47. No gifts this year, just apples for 5S, hehe.

48. Those cruel times made my brilliant future.