Stealing what is not a crime?

To tell the truth, stealing anything is a crime, whether it's stealing or stealing.

But there is no absolute thing, there are always exceptions. It's no problem to steal something in my hometown. I have to steal it. -Steal the beam

In the past, all the houses built in my hometown and countryside were tile houses. After the completion, I will choose the auspicious day to come to Liang, similar to the current building capping. Only when the beam is erected can the house be officially completed. The beam is made of Toona sinensis, which requires the tree to be straight without scar or perforation. And the most special beam must be "stolen"

Before choosing Liang, the main family began to look for other people's Toona sinensis trees for a long time, so they couldn't let the wind out. If they couldn't choose, they had to ask experts to help them. When necessary, on a dark night in a certain month, please invite some strong men to the top of the mountain to cut them down quickly. At this time, if the noise disturbs the owner's inspection, there is nothing wrong, and the rice has become porridge. Mainly because my hometown believes in a custom: stealing Liang's family prospers, stealing Liang is not a thief. Of course, when you entertain guests, you will invite Liang Shu's host family to eat and drink, and offer them good wine and cigarettes.

Of course, if you steal the column, you will meet an embarrassed host. Even if the tree is cut down, you just won't give it, because stealing beams is not illegal, and you can't do anything to others. At this time, the owner will cross the beam, so the beam will be scrapped and cannot be used. There is a saying in my hometown that no one is allowed to cross the beam with both feet.

It is precisely because the brick houses used to use Toona sinensis trees, and Toona sinensis buds are delicious. Therefore, if you have a good Toona sinensis tree at home, you should look after it and always worry about being stolen. In order to prevent it, simply nail the trunk in a conspicuous position, because the trees mentioned above as beams should not have scars, so people will not use them again.

Now that the countryside is a bungalow, there is no need for wooden beams. This custom has gradually disappeared.

What is Liang's custom at a friend's house? Are there any similarities? Let's send them out to communicate.

The "stealing" designed in the following story does not constitute a crime.

One day, Ximen Qing came to steal Pan Jinlian.

Pan Jinlian: You damn fool, where did you come from?

Ximen Qing: I stole it from your back window.

Pan Jinlian: Isn't the pharmacy busy today?

Ximen Qing: Busy, I came to see you because I don't have a darling.

Pan Jinlian: I can only secretly miss you, you heart thief. Because you didn't come these days, my heart is very empty.

Ximen Qing: Did Wu Da find out that we were having an affair?

Pan Jinlian: No, only Wang Gan's mother peeked that day. Just have fun!

Ximen Qing: I know Wang Gan's mother heard me. It's so late, how can you cook and eat?

Pan Jinlian: I saw Inception last night. I went to bed a little late. I was lazy this morning and slept too much. Hey! Why do I cook less?

Ximen Qing: I ate two mouthfuls secretly just now, and my wife's cooking is getting better and better.

Pan Jinlian: I stole two tricks from Wang Gan Niang that day.

Ximen Qing: What did you think of what I told you the other day?

Pan Jinlian: We had an affair. Since he doesn't know, let him drag out an ignoble existence for a few days! I'm a little afraid to kill him.

Ximen Qing: Keep your voice down. Don't let others eavesdrop. Let it be! Secretly tryst, also don't have a flavor.

Tell me about my experience. More than 20 years ago, I received a notice from my friend's mother that someone in my family had been caught stealing. When I got home, I found that the thief was a young woman in her twenties. When I came back, I was scared and trembling all over. I asked her why she stole it. She said that her family had no food and two children were starving. I asked her what she had stolen. I saw her carrying a bag of 5-6 Jin of rice in her hand. I don't think it's stealing. People are forced by life and let her go. Later, I wanted her to go home empty-handed. The child is still hungry. Go back to find her and it's gone.

Stealing flowers was not a crime before, but cheating is not a crime now!

Wonderful question, I must answer it!

Facts are stranger than novels. Although all countries, regions, nationalities and cultures in the world prohibit theft from law to morality, there are really many "theft" crimes because of different customs and people's feelings. But I really can't say everything except one, because there are three kinds of fears:

I am afraid that the subject has ulterior motives, and I want to learn the skills of stealing by asking questions. At some point, the answer provider must bear the responsibility of instigation.

Second, I am afraid that asking the Lord is a fool's head and dogmatism, and I will eventually break the law and blame me for talking nonsense. You know, different places have different customs and rules. Stealing is not illegal in America, but it may be illegal in France.

Third, I am afraid that readers will think I am a "thief". Although the name "stealing saints" is good and there are many shameless people these days, I am still quite conservative.

Get to the point: there is a kind of stealing, which is not only illegal, but also rewarding, attractive and loved!

The success of stealing one person and two people is often embraced by handsome guys and beautiful women, which is extremely fragrant and beneficial.

If you can successfully steal hundreds of millions of people, it will be worshipped by the whole world, the world will be sacred and history will be remembered. Fire and water do not hurt, ghosts and gods respect each other.

This thief is one by one.

Steal your heart!

Cheating is innocent, I'm afraid there's no chance.

Touching and delicious, dripping moistens the bud.

Tired and sleeping soundly, someone covered it.

Tipping happily and taking a bath happily are not crimes.

This is an interesting but unprofessional question and answer.

Lao Li is interested, very interested!

No matter how much you read, you should ask for leave, never cut corners and answer questions after midnight.

Stealing is a gnashing of teeth, and even the word is boring.

As we all know, Lao Li is no longer wordy.

Lao Li only talks about interesting "stealing".

1. A colleague who peeked at me once told me that one day in his third grade, a girl sitting in front of him was looking in the mirror. When he was doing his homework, he subconsciously looked up and accidentally saw a beautiful big eye in the girl's small mirror-there was only one beautiful big eye in the mirror. When he looked at his big eyes, the small mirror moved away like lightning. I am a junior, and I just learned physical optics. According to the principle of light reflection, he concluded that he was peeked by the girl in the front row. This kind of peek, at first, his heart was very complicated and his mood fluctuated. Later, he thought it was simple and even a little beautiful. After that, he and the girl went their separate ways after graduation and never met again. Decades have passed, but he has always kept the way the girl peeked at him as a gift, deeply hidden in his heart.

2. It may be a good thing to steal happiness, but it is inconvenient or let others know at once, so hide in a place where you can only pretend to be yourself, and let yourself go and be happy to the maximum extent. Of course, there are many good things in different sizes, and this kind of thing will not be the first, let alone the wedding night. Generally speaking, this is a good surprise, and this is a natural paradise. If this kind of rare good thing meets you, Lao Li must congratulate you!

You can't steal as the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. Although my heart itches, I won't stop there. This seems to be a sweet torture. The artistic realm that can't be stolen is the highest and the style is not high. This is the pure psychology that cats can't eat fishy.

However, when a secret crush of a boy or girl peeks at him (her) shyly in the dark, he (she) can't see it for various reasons, and his heart is inevitably lost, but he (she) is somewhat unwilling. Often only when I am sad, but when I go to my heart, I slowly rekindle the fire of hope in my heart and quietly raise the sails of good feelings.

4. Stealing, like stealing the beam, is a kind of Xiao Zhi; And stealing the sun is an earth-shattering event!

Stealing, such as stealing light from the wall and stealing time from busy work, is a sign of diligence. In Lu Xun's words, it is to spend all your time drinking coffee in other people's works!

Lao Li thinks the theft above is wonderful, respectable and innocent!

Someone once said in history:

What you steal is not a crime, nor does it depend on what you steal, but on:

First, have you ever been caught:

Everyone knows that failure to catch or insufficient evidence does not constitute a crime;

Second, who are you?

This can only be explained by holding chestnuts: Herry Liu, the first 1 1 emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty in history, was a puppet emperor established after the powerful and domineering consort and general Liang Ji poisoned the eight-year-old Han Wendi Liu Zuan, but Herry Liu ignored political affairs and only cared about his own enjoyment. Not only that, Herry Liu also has a hobby that everyone in the world can't understand, that is stealing. He also records all the stolen things in a notebook and puts them in a special warehouse. In this way, General Liang Ji will no longer pay attention to the puppet emperor who is doing nothing but mud and sand. Let him go!

Until one day, Herry Liu, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was drinking tea in a teahouse and heard two guests at the next table talking: The world is full of wonders. Today, the emperor turned out to be a thief with a hobby of stealing. There is not a family in the whole capital that he didn't steal, but I heard that he never dared to steal from General Liang Ji's house because he was afraid of the general; Hearing this, Herry Liu jumped up with anger, put the imperial seal he had with him on the coffee table and said, I am the emperor you mentioned, and no one in the general army dared to steal it. I will steal these days;

A few days later, he really stole it and was caught by Liang Ji's servant, so he cried out for mercy. He is the emperor. Knowing that the emperor has this hobby, Liang Ji released the space-squeezed cities, and told dinking that the emperor would never mind stealing again. Let's steal things from home with him!

A few days later, the emperor went to Jiliang to steal things again, but this time no one paid attention to him, let him steal, and watched him run away with a big bag of things on his back, and Liang Ji didn't take it to heart;

A few days later, the eunuch said that the emperor invited the general to the palace to discuss. After entering the palace, Liang Ji was brought down, and Liang Ji was once stunned. When Ji Liang rebelled, Liang Ji refused to say that someone had framed him;

Herry Liu told Liang Ji: I like to show you what I stole and then paralyze you. Everything I steal will be returned to others in the future. My purpose is to find evidence of your rebellion and a list of your associates. These days, I have ordered people to investigate all your associates and your power, and finally I can get rid of you smoothly. ...

Although Emperor Huan of Han Dynasty was fatuous during his reign, his means of eradicating autocratic forces was quite brilliant, which was also the most influential event during his reign. At the same time, Herry Liu left the nickname "Thief Emperor" in history!

However, this world-famous thief was not characterized as a crime because he was an emperor; Thieves and robbers are common in the history of the emperor, but no one has been convicted of them unless he is no longer an emperor. History has always been like this. ...

Can I tell you that I just took out my cell phone and hid in the quilt when my wife wasn't looking?