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Talking about hot weather

The hottest weather is:

1, you said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

If you are invited out to eat in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events!

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. He jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

8, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

9. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

10, I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!