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Cross talk between Jiang Kun and Li Wenhua actors' lines.

A (singing) the sun, the sun is the golden shuttle, the moon, the moon is the silver shuttle, give it to you and give it to me to see who weaves the most beautiful life. As onomatopoeia ......

B sings really well.

Do you know what this is?

B Yes, gold locks and silver locks.

A lock?

B didn't you sing? The sun is a golden lock and the moon is a silver lock. I'll give you one and give me the other. I'm glad you won't suffer. I'm not happy, and you're not shaking.

What are you talking about here?

B You can get two locks easily. I want one in case you are unhappy.

What's with the lock here?

B isn't it?

A The name of this song is Golden Shuttle and Silver Shuttle. The lyrics compare the time between the sun and the moon, that is, the time between the sun and the moon, to a weaving shuttle, one for you and one for me, and use it to weave a better life.

Oh, the loom.

A: Yes.

So you won't lock it for me?

Jiayi, what happened to the lock?

B Now that you mention it, I remember. There used to be a saying that "the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle".

A: Yes, the sun and the moon fly, and time flies.

B describes how time flies.

Take you for example. Are you fifty this year?

B it's almost sixty.

Look how big it is.

B later?

"Shake" is also a word to describe time. Just born so small, at the age of ten, at the age of thirty, at the age of fifty, you can shake it a few times. ......

How about b?

You left.

B: I dare to be clean all my life.

A, this sway has the same meaning as the arrow just mentioned.

Described the sun, the moon and time.

Let you defend yourself. Is there not much time?

B it's too fast.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time and think it's useless.

Does anyone have too much time?

There is a Wang in our unit who always feels that time passes very slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes always look like he can't earn it, wasting time. Usually don't talk. When you meet someone, it must be this sentence: "Why don't you get off work?"

B is always looking forward to getting off work

A has a good temper and smiles at everyone: "Li Shifu, there you are"?

What have you been up to recently?

"Hee hee, I don't know."

Didn't I hear that I was giving you a basic lesson?

"Hey-I don't know."

B which course do you need to make up?

"Hey-I don't know."

B Don't you think you lack cultural knowledge?

"Hey-I don't know."

B How much do you earn every month?

A "forty-two yuan ..."

How do you remember so clearly?

A: Tell me, is life still interesting in this way?

B Without ideal, life is meaningless if you don't cherish time.

A I have calculated that there is too little time in life to contribute to society.

Is it?

Take you for example. At least fifteen years. How about seventy-five?

B's life is seventy years old, not bad.

A sleeps eight hours a day, 3824, and one third of life is sleeping.

B There are only fifty years left.

Preschool is seven years.

B there are still 43 years left.

There are six years in primary school, six years in middle school and four years in college.

B This is 16 year again, with 27 years left.

A these 27 years can't all be work and study!

What else is B doing?

A fall in love, walk around the streets, cook, do housework, buy a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar, and wash diapers for children.

B It's a glorious task for gay men. Pieces and pieces add up to ten years, and there are seventeen years left.

A Play chess, watch the ball, and play as if nothing had happened. It will take another six or seven years.

B there are still ten years.

One was lying on the kang, trying to sleep, reaching for the newspaper.

B study. Study?

No, let's see which venue sells tickets.

B is still playing.

A watch movies and football for at least two hours every day.

B it will take a few more years.

How many years are left?

B there are still two years.

A There are still two years left, and I want to do well. Go to work, work hard, don't be naughty, don't be naughty. It's easy to work overtime for a day, and then steal a car full of bricks before leaving.

B there are still two years to go.

A court heard the case and re-educated for two and a half years.

B don't forget, it's half a year's life.

A: Of course, our algorithm is a bit exaggerated. If we don't cherish time and take the right path, it will become a waste of society.

This time b should be calculated carefully.

So I hope old comrades like you can tell us more about cherishing time and youth.

We have too many responsibilities.

How much do you know about this old proverb?

B knows something.

There is an old saying in A: "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."

Yes, it means that time is priceless.

Su Shi, a poet of Jiada University, has an idiom: "A moment is worth a thousand dollars".

B Yes, in a quarter of an hour 1200 gold.

A cherishes time very much, and every line and industry has a vivid understanding of time.

B, tell me about it.

A military strategist once said: Time is victory.

B: That's right. Where is the medical scientist?

A medical scientist said that time is life.

What about educator B?

Time is knowledge.

B not bad. Workers?

For workers, time is wealth.

Farmer B?

For farmers, time is food.

B what about me?

For you, time is a monthly card.

Why is B a monthly card?

One tear one, one less, not much!

B everyone tore one, one less.

Everyone has the same time.

B it's very fair.

But someone needs more time.

B where does it come from?

A have to squeeze.

B Yes, as Lei Feng said, we should have the spirit of nails.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze it, it always exists.

Yes, even five minutes and ten minutes should be cherished.

Our Xiao Wang doesn't think so. You ask him: You have five minutes, what can you do?

What did he say?

"What can you do in five minutes? You can smoke a cigarette in five minutes. "

B how about ten minutes?

A "You can smoke two cigarettes in ten minutes."

B The more time you have, the more cigarettes you smoke. Can't you cherish studying during this time?

A "Don't be ridiculous, where are we still studying? We do not have a good foundation. "

B what's wrong?

Answer: "We were born in difficult times, studied in turbulent times and grew up in adjustment times. Going abroad is none of our business, nor is going to college. I'm not angry. I smoke to relieve boredom. I'll give you a whole one. I'll smoke this cigarette. "

B he's the same.

A: You saw him complaining and having no ambition, but he didn't expect that time slipped away from him while he was smoking.

Cherish every minute.

Xu Teli, an old revolutionary, cherished his usual fifty minutes, studied mathematics, psychology and ethics, and became a knowledgeable educator.

Revolution B, old man.

Professor Su, a mathematician, took a pen and spent twenty or thirty minutes writing a book with 160,000 words.

Wasting your time is tantamount to chronic suicide.

Mr. Ziqing of Jia Zhu wrote an image article, which wasted so much time. He said: "When washing your hands, the days pass from the basin. When eating, the days pass from the rice bowl. When I was silent, I passed by my eyes. I realized that it had left in a hurry, and when I reached out to block it, it passed by the blocked hand again. When it was dark, I was lying in bed, and it quickly passed by me and flew away from my feet. When I opened my eyes and saw the sun, another day slipped away. I hid my face and sighed, but the shadow of a new day began to flash in my sigh.

Listen, the day is over.

For our little friend, you old comrade have to work hard.

B Like Xiao Wang, it's a bit difficult.

Then you can't relax your hopes. You should light the flame of youth in their hearts and let them listen to the songs of youth.

Yes, tell them that they are young and in their prime, and young people need to work hard!

Answer: Listen to the description of youth in that song: (singing) Youth, youth, and good times are more brilliant than rosy clouds and more fragrant than roses.

Youth is like flowers.

A (singing) If you ask youth, where is it?

Where is b? I also asked around.

A (singing) is in your heart, in your heart ......

Yixi ......

What are you happy about?

You are touching my itch.

Chairman Mao said: Young people are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and their hopes are pinned on you. Comrade Guo Moruo told us that there is nothing more precious than youth in the world, but youth is the easiest to die.

Young people, cherish the beautiful youth.

A can squeeze out an hour to study professional knowledge every day.

Increase your talents, and you will become a talent for building the motherland.

A spend half an hour writing a short essay of 100 words every day.

Step by step, you will practice beautiful writing.

A Spend ten minutes reading a Tang poem every day.

B That's ... you can learn 300 songs a year.

A You have five minutes to recite a foreign language word every day.

There was no problem in the conversation for two years. When I met the foreign guests, I said, "The monkey is bent, and it's very cunning."

A what's wrong?

B I won't!

A: You, an old comrade, often tell us this. Our young partner should thank you very much.

B that's absolutely necessary.

A I really want to write a poem to rejuvenate the hearts of young people.

B let's write it together.

Time is the most precious.

B. time flies.

A spark of life,

Twinkle, twinkle, how beautiful!

What is this word?

When you write a poem, you must rhyme with it.

A: They all rhyme. Once again: race against time.

No matter who it is, you have to line up one by one.

A: Why bother about ideals?

Fooling around is asking for trouble.

A striker,

Second, catch up;

A striker,

Two legs.

A Why did you take your leg out?

B, how to move forward without taking your legs?

If you often tell us this, we can realize that only by redoubling our efforts today can we make tomorrow more substantial and enjoyable.

B is better.

Wait for twenty years, and then look at our great motherland.

B that's another scene!

A will sing then: (singing) In 20 years, we will meet again, and how beautiful the great motherland will be; The sky is new, the land is new, the spring is brighter, and the cities and villages are shining everywhere!

How beautiful!

At that time, we will be gratified by our hard study and hard work today, proud of our sweat and proud of our contribution.

Looking back, B has a clear conscience.

A At that time, (singing) let's proudly raise our cups, straighten our chests and raise our eyebrows. Glory belongs to the new generation in the 1980s.

B I tried my best to educate the next generation, and I am proud of it!

A: If you take a laissez-faire attitude towards us now, we won't work hard and make any contribution ourselves. At that time, we could only regret wasting our time and being ashamed of our mediocrity.

B is young and doesn't work hard, and the boss is sad.

At that time, Xiao Wang sang with a cigarette in his mouth.

How to sing b?

A (singing) Let's meet in a few decades. These young people are at least sixty years old! My eyes are blurred, my ears are deaf, my mind is full of wrinkles, and all my backs are hunched.

B here's the thing!

A (singing) Ah, dear friends, who is to blame for wasting your time? Don't blame me or you. ......

Who is B complaining about?

A (singing) blames the older generation like (B's name).

B, blame me!