Funny sentences that make fun of yourself

Self-deprecating humorous sentences to make fun of yourself Part 1

1. Don’t expect anyone to stay with you for a lifetime, even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

2. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

3. When traveling, you don’t have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way. Because the little money I have is only enough to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my inadvertent hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It was too late to blame myself, I felt deeply guilty.

5. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in different rooms.

6. You have to wait quietly, and wait still, even if you lose the harvest, you must always keep it.

7. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.

8. In the process of practicing dancing, every experience is unforgettable, full of blood and tears, broken bones and muscles, too numerous to describe!

9. There are many paths to success, and college is not the only one. You can choose the path that suits you and continue your studies based on the actual situation of yourself and your family. Put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking, and just work hard. , study, and you will definitely become a strong person in life.

10. There are some roads that you still need to walk on your own, and you don’t need anyone to accompany you; some scenes can only move you, but not others. It’s useless to blame yourself when the deal is done.

11. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could have worn that dress a few more times, if I had had enough courage to say to him... that would have been What a blessing.

13. Don’t always scold me for hating iron and not being able to turn into steel. Don’t you know that iron can’t be turned into steel?

14. Before you know it, you will be buried.

15. Being ugly is really hard on you. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

16. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty helped me pass the test.

17. I made a mistake by being stingy. You can kick me hard, but don’t ignore me. This will make me feel even more guilty and tossing and turning, making it difficult to sleep. I send you a message to apologize, my dear. , as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies so fast. You are one year older, but your innocent thoughts have not changed. Why are you so persistent and strong? There is obviously no future.

19. Without the pouring of love, I am like a rut. It is indeed difficult for me to live at peace with this kind of life. Seeing my friends who are now fathers and living a happy and harmonious life, am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and become rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from missing someone, in fact, that is the beginning of missing him. Humorous sentences to laugh at yourself Part 2

21. I want to be different from others every day, but the result is the same every day.

22. If you can’t even laugh, what right do you have to cry? ——A Feng

23. At a young age, I have concerned parents and a girl who cannot love me.

24. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don’t have eyes as clear as autumn lakes. My eyes are only black and white of loneliness and anxiety. I laugh loudly but cry silently. I hate the mountains of people and It’s crowded and noisy, so I naturally don’t pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

27. I am such a good-for-nothing guy, I can’t even let go of someone who doesn’t love me.

28. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

29. It turns out that God used the cheapest bones when he created you, so I forgive you and you don’t have to blame yourself

30. The biggest advantage of getting older is: What you didn’t have when you were young, you don’t want now.

31. Is it really happy? Ha...

32. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can’t even talk about it as a loser. Alas, it’s sad!

34. Later, after a long journey, I realized that the past was old and blurry, but your face was still fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

36. I am afraid, afraid of losing you one day. I blame myself for not being able to keep you.

37. Note to all parents: Please do not call your children "little bastards", because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.

38. If you learn, you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain of physics, and blocked the drain of chemistry. water pipe.

39. The most useless thing in the world---the salary slip, looks angry and wipes the butt too thin.

40. I often blame myself for "what if" and regret it endlessly. And regret for doing something wrong is also caused by poor planning and delay in thinking about it. In fact, regret is not necessarily a bad thing. Irony Sentences that mock oneself

Sentences that mock oneself

1. "Guilt" is regarded as a necessary word in apology. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of regret. Reflection.

2. The lonely shadow is writing in the window, the moon is arcing in the quiet sky at the end of the night, another spring has passed, and the dead trees are green and the wind is flowing freely.

3. Take a breath. A cigarette shortens your life by seconds, and a smile adds seconds to your life, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn seconds back for my life.

4. Only women and English are difficult, but my wife and work are difficult. Look for it!

5. I don’t know why I hurt you so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe it’s my own fault. I really don’t know how to make up for it.

6. I thought. I have always been so lonely because I don’t like to stay. Later I discovered that I have never been firmly chosen by anyone.

7. The pride of a loser: It’s better to be a loser than a toilet, at least no one is around.

8. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If only I could wear that dress more times, if I had enough courage to wear it. He said... how happy it would be.

9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try what jealousy is.

10. When you stop yourself from missing someone. When you are alone, that is actually the beginning of missing you.

11. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that cannot be shed are the most sore.

12. Why should we be invisible. ——Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn’t send it to me because I was away

13. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn’t been dragged down by this fat body, I would have been able to run. Is it so slow?

14. Girl, actually I still care about you, please don’t keep everything in your heart.

15. What we chase will last for a long time. It's like a self-entertaining joke.

16. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

17. I am afraid of losing them one day. You, I blame myself, I blame myself for not being able to keep you.

18. There are two reasons for leftover women: one is that no one likes them; the other is that no one likes them.

19. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies from the sky won’t fall, let alone money.

20. If a man likes you without makeup, He feels bad when you lose weight, and he feels happy when you gain weight. That is your dad, and only your dad.

Part 2 of self-deprecating sentences

21. I always accommodate myself, but never follow my heart.

22. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories to their wives.

23. It’s useless no matter how handsome you are in front of the law.

24. There is a face shape called widescreen.

25. If you stay up all night alone, go to bed early. You don’t have anyone to say good night to, and no one wants to let you stay up late.

26. Forget the past era, which was your future.

27. Woman: Can I have a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! Man: I would like to ask, how many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

28. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.

29. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and I will be cool when my salary is exhausted.

30. Regret and guilt were rising and falling in my mind. I tossed and turned all night and could not sleep.

31. I actually fell asleep while eating. That's right, I've reached the peak of my taste for food and laziness. How frustrating! After reaching the top, there is nothing left to fight for.

32. You, who I once loved deeply, were the reason for my existence. Now I have lost my direction and just want to cry loudly.

33. I have a 100% turn-around rate. When I see a handsome guy, I turn back.

34. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

35. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

36. "White-collar workers" just got their salary today and paid their rent, water, electricity and gas bills. I bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched the remaining money in my pocket, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

37. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

38. It’s hard to wait for the ticket when the moon sets, and the bell rings in the middle of the night. Don't laugh at me lying drunk on the construction site, scrimping on food and clothing to make money. The rich and handsome man doesn't know how to shed tears, and he easily throws away money and treasures for joy. Why do you need to return home at the end of the year when you are homesick? Relatives, friends and elders are asking you questions. Who doesn't love the wine and warmth of hometown? They only wish to return home in the coming year.

39. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with Sun as soon as they come up.

40. Put down your posture, I decide my own path. Sentences that mock oneself for being forgetful Collection

Sentences that mock oneself for being forgetful (Part 1)

1. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Come on, you are the poorest.

2. There was gold under the man’s knees. I cut off all the legs and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

3. Tell me some sentences about self-deprecation

4. Smoking a cigarette shortens your life by 5 seconds, and smiling makes you live longer by 10 seconds, so I have to smile every time I smoke. , earn back 5 seconds for your life.

5. Why do you want me to blame myself again and again before you start school?

6. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

7. I loved a girl and we were together for a long time. We bicker and quarrel every day and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a single word. On the day we parted, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to do one before he could tell himself that mistake. More worth committing.

8. It’s more cost-effective for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub once.

9. I made a mistake by being stingy. You can kick me hard, but don’t ignore me. This will make me feel even more guilty and toss and turn, so I can’t sleep. I send you a message to apologize, my dear. , as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

10. There are some roads that you still need to walk on your own without anyone accompanying you; some scenes can only move you but not others. It will not help if you treat it as a done deal and blaming yourself will not help.

11. It’s not that I can’t live without you, it’s just that I’ll be swallowed up by my thoughts until my bones are gone.

12. Now I don’t even want to set a password for my bank card. It’s tiring to think about using six digits to protect a two-digit deposit.

13. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

14. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

15. I love you for the entire past, from ignorance to maturity, from impulsiveness to calmness. Thank you for giving me such joy.

16. Before getting married, I was like a free bird. And now it's a chained dog!

17. I am incompetent and cannot make you like me.

18. I am so stupid, really. I only knew that the old lady who fell down on the street could not be easily helped, but I didn’t know that the seemingly pitiful hitchhiker was actually more dangerous. The blackmailing of individual old ladies is just an individual act, but fishing law enforcement is not fought by one person. There is a team behind it. It is an organized and premeditated act. I didn't know I was in danger, and I jumped into the trap. I don't know how many law enforcement officers were laughing at me for being stupid.

19. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

20. I like to be friends with anyone who calls me stupid B. I like to make friends with 2B. Self-deprecating sentences about forgetfulness (Part 2)

21. If you don’t see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

22. Don’t tell me you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

23. Every time you scroll through his Weibo to find out all about his past, you are not jealous, you are just sad. There is a deep feeling that he has never given to you

24. If a man likes you without makeup, and he feels bad when you lose weight, and he is happy when you gain weight, that man is your dad, and only your dad.

25. I am a "wolf" (lang) from the south. This society has never appreciated this kind of style, but prefers moderation and stability. So I have had a harder time walking in the past few decades.

26. Later, whenever someone is even remotely similar to you, I want to do my best to be good to him.

27. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

28. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care about them.

29. I fantasize about being a mysterious person who saves the world but hides his power and fame. I fantasize about all pink Mary Sues. I have many fantasies...but they are just fantasies. In reality, I am not even a sex girl. .

30. Japanese women ruined Chinese men, and Korean men ruined Chinese women. How insightful this sentence is.

31. If you fall in love, you will be sad, crying and unhappy every day. You have to stop and ask yourself, have you found a partner or an onion?

32. You leave your character to the constellations, your efforts to chicken soup, and your luck to koi, and then say to yourself: You have heard many truths, but you still have a hard time living this life. That's true, only when you're doing well do you have ghosts.

33. I want to be different from others every day, but the result is the same every day.

34. Don’t let yourself shed tears easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one crying in the whole world.

35. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

36. If a person can keep a distance from all members of the opposite sex for you, that is enough.

37. People will inevitably change as they grow up, but there are always some things, some things. Those who don’t like it still don’t like it, and those who like it remain unchanged/Smile - I just want to say that I still don’t Love eating zucchini

38. You don’t care whether it hurts or itches. I am really sad and feel sorry for myself.

39. Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

40. What was your reaction when I bumped into my brothers? Anyway, I was feeling guilty just now, so I didn’t bother to hit them. -- Sentences about self-deprecating myself like a clown

Sentences about self-deprecating myself like a clown ( Chapter 1)

1. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.

2. I will always be a loser in front of the winner.

3. I always accommodate myself, but never follow my heart.

4. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Come on, you are the poorest.

5. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Later, when you became fat, you were stuck in my heart and couldn’t get out.

6. I made a mistake by being stingy. You can kick me hard, but don’t ignore me. This will make me feel even more guilty and tossing and turning, making it difficult to sleep. I sent you a message to apologize, my dear. , as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

7. The pain that can be expressed is not called pain, and the grievance that can be expressed is not called grievance.

8. This appearance affects the network speed the most and consumes a lot of memory.

9. Not only do I own a car, but I also drive on my own.

10. In the face of love, I completely failed.

11. If you get tired of me in the end, you must come and tell me. Don’t alienate me without saying a word. I worry too much about gains and losses, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into endless assumptions and self-blame. If you still miss the original friendship between you and me, just put down the so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me understand all the causes and consequences, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

12. Doing homework is like reviewing memorials, and the mobile phone is like a concubine, pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

13. It is said that the wind is like a mother’s hand, caressing us gently. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, shouting loudly to death.

14. I thought I could get better as long as I put my heart into it, but in your heart, I am nothing.

15. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

16. Faith only makes sense when it is trampled on.

17. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what’s the use of your hard work?

18. My heart is in a mess right now. Some people can’t get out and some can’t get in.

19. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single at this time last year, ha, and I am also this year.

20. The sun comes out and shines on the earth! Welcome to the show! If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li! Self-deprecating sentences about being like a clown (Part 2)

21. The most useless thing in the world---the salary slip, looks angry, and wipes the butt too thin.

22. People will eventually grow up, and the years peel off the amber skin, allowing the hard body that can resist the world to break out of the cocoon, venting power to the world with sharp gestures, venting the aggressive youth .

23. Walking through prosperity, glory accompanies me, fame and wealth are my crown, and power is my staff. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

24. I can’t give up, and I can’t give up, because although everyone’s giving makes me feel guilty, it also encourages me to keep climbing up so that I can be worthy of these heavy trusts.

25. There are some people and some feelings. If you miss them once, you may miss them for the whole life.

26. The "white-collar workers" got their salary today, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched the remaining money in their pockets, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

27. I feel like I have drunk too much wine and still have the sadness of an eighteen-year-old. ——Li Zhi's "Pencil"

28. Warriors risk their lives and fight to the death for territory. Literary men sell opinions and ruin Confucius' reputation in Xia Yi. The local tyrants betray the people and exploit the corrupt officials. My family has nothing to grow but sells old writings.

29. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!

30. Looking forward to your forgiveness with self-blame, this waiting itself is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but not knowing what to do, this is a more torturous pain.

31. I’m curious, where do you find your partners? I once had a deer bump into me, but now it’s fine, it died.

32. If you don’t see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life. If you see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

33. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age!

34. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

35. What does it mean to show affection and die quickly? It means that the girl lies on the boy’s shoulder to sleep every day. In the end, the boy gets frozen shoulder and the girl gets cervical spondylosis and succumbs to treatment.

36. I am willing to spend the rest of my life holding the hand of the person next to me. If there really is a god above my head, then please bear witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true love.

37. There are always one day a month when I don’t want to study.

38. Because I care about you so much, every time I get angry, I always regret and blame myself alone. Because I love you so much, you are indispensable in my heart.

39. I do nothing but eat every day. I spend all my time losing weight, and you still say I don’t have perseverance.

40. Don’t talk to me about money, it will hurt your feelings; don’t talk about your feelings with me, it will hurt your money!