Drinking and talking humorously makes people laugh to death

The humorous talk about drinking is as follows:

1. Test the effects of proteins, vitamins and minerals on the human body under the action of barley malt and water fermentation.

2. When you call it, you can drink it, drink it without getting drunk, get drunk without getting drunk, get confused without falling, and fall without falling asleep.

3. If a man doesn’t drink, his life in this world will be in vain. If a man doesn’t drink, he won’t have any good friends. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

4. If your feelings are iron or not, then you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, if you are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

5. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, makes you stumble when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

6. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but in unintentional life everyone is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

7. One cup is dry and two cups are net. Drinking three cups reveals true feelings. Drinking the first two cups is futile if you don’t drink the third cup.

8. Wine is like water when it is put in a bottle. It haunts your stomach even after you drink it. You talk nonsense when you talk, and it touches your legs when you walk. You have to look for it in the middle of the night after you are drunk. Water, you will regret it when you wake up in the morning, but it will still be beautiful when you raise the wine glass.

9. This wine looks like water. It tastes spicy in your mouth and haunts you in your stomach. It makes you stumble when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it when you wake up in the morning!

10. Drink wine for work, drink wine for business, drink wine to make friends, no matter why you drink wine, in the end, I advise everyone to drink as little as possible.