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Super cute. Talk about Meng Mengda.

Cute and playful. Talk about sentences and literary articles 1. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

I didn't know dinosaurs could actually reappear until I met you.

3. Women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

4. The heart doesn't follow the love, and it is agreed to spend the night.

What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

6. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

7. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

8. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

9. I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

10. Slowly, this love became a kind of dependence.

1 1. That time passed and became a memory.

12. Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stay with you.

13. Because it's you. So I'm willing to. Because it is you. So I gave up.

14. Frowning has unspeakable emotions.

15. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. Don't you just want to rent my seat?

She is not a little girl in essence.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

4. Go if you are in trouble, and go if you are not.

5. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

6. Vulgar is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work.

7. With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be vague.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.

9. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full. ...

10. They said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

1 1. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

12. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

13. How do people die is that they are bored to death.

14. Those deep and shallow times spread out slowly in memory, burning with its glory.

15. If the piano loses its white sword, will it only play sadness and parting forever?

Lovely and lovely. Tell me about aestheticism 1. I am eager to warm the cold in the dark with warm hands.

Those crayon lines are like frozen tears.

It rained cats and dogs all night, and the haze on earth was lost again.

Most people don't say I'm handsome, usually they just say I'm born domineering.

Most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

6. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

8. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

9. A woman tried to transform me, but she just took my parts apart at the end and never put them back on me.

10. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

1 1. Moon, did you break my red rope?

12. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

13. I wanted to eat my sorrow bit by bit, but I got fat bit by bit.

14. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

15. There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called looking for trouble.

16. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. If you want to pull it out, you have to toss and turn. You can't pull it out if you want to ...

17. Pretending to force is only an instant, and shameless is eternal!

18. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

19. Drunk friends are stupid, but fools don't know until they have loved them.

No matter how time passes, I will never forget the feeling when I love you.

2 1. When the scenery is seen through, will you accompany me to see the flowing water?

22. Twilight shadows and dim street scenes. If you meet, then act out the sadness of this season together.

23. Like is light love, and love is deep love.

24. Record the best moments in life with the simplest words.

Even the smallest hut has enough space for a couple.

26. A bustling city, a busy street, I hope, we will always be there.

27.-In those days, cardamom was as beautiful as a flower. Who can guarantee that I will live forever?

28. I said: I love you until tomorrow.

29. There is a kind of happiness, let me take your hand and walk down this horizon.

30. The night light shone from the west window, and the music circulated with a sad tone.

Meng Mengda talks about it lovely.

Let's raise our glasses first, so it's better to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.

Second, I will tell you what I should tell you, and asking what I shouldn't know is a big mouth.

Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

Fourth, meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.

I sprinkled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.

6. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

Seven, this long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory shines under the dust of the old days.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

9. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

Remember one sentence: thinking too much will ruin you.

Eleven, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.

Being beautiful is your blessing, and living beautiful is my skill.

Thirteen, I remember that you love me, maybe I remember wrong.

Fourteen, Meng Meng's cuteness, talk about people like cuteness, talk about selection.

Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sixteen, the rich buy six generations of apples, and the poor buy six bags of apples.

The happiest thing in the world is to find money from washed clothes.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

Nineteen, I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

Twenty, I am so beautiful and lovely that I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

Rain or shine, please remember that you will always be with me.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. My dislike has nothing to do with my mood.

Twenty-three, the rich are brushing Taobao, and the poor are brushing Weibo.

24. There was once an isolated island. I don't know why everyone disappeared, leaving only two men and an ugly woman. A man can't help marrying this woman! The other one waited for eighteen years, and he smiled, because those two people had a daughter, which was beautiful!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Twenty-six, we must firmly believe that as long as we are alive, we can find delicious food.

You are very kind, but I am too beautiful for you.

Twenty-eight, I want to be with you and infect you with stupidity.

Twenty-nine, heartless, I licked my fingers and cried.

Thirty, chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late.

32. Looking at beautiful women in the street is an appreciation if you look up, and a hooligan if you look down.

33. I do all kinds of evil. I hope you can kill me for the people.

Thirty-four, one day, you will understand: your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story need not be told to everyone; Few people really understand you, and most people will only peek at your jokes from their own standpoint; All you can do is hide the secret and get stronger step by step!

Thirty-five, life is a process, and both beauty and loveliness are understood. While I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's talk about a naive love in a young age when we haven't learned how to calculate the world!

Thirty-six, when you are in a good mood, you can see the sunshine on rainy days.

Watermelon, watermelon, tell me, am I the cutest person in the world?

No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is not as good as the journey home.

39. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice.

Forty, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Forty-one, we always have nothing to say at the beginning and miserable at the end.

Meng Meng talks about cuteness.

1. I'm from far away, and I didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.

If urine can be used as medicine, then my son is a cash cow.

It is the heart that is dirty, not the world.

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up. ...

6. The most exciting sentence in the class is: The class won't come today! ! !

7. When you first get together, you may even think that the other person is cute when he is angry, that is, how to look at it. After a long time, aesthetic fatigue, everything tends to be dull. If you are a little anxious, it is unreasonable. A little angry, like a bitch in the other person's heart. This is the reality. Love can't keep fresh forever. If you are still dreaming that love will last forever, you should wake up.

8. If you tell me I love you, will you die?

9. If you can't see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world.

10. Don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.

1 1. What will happen if a man is pregnant? I've been struggling

12. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

13. Sometimes I think about it. It is better to have two feet on both sides than to be dead set on one person.

14. Each of us is a patient, but some people are called doctors.

15. When I am extremely poor, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

16. Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

17. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

18. Close my eyes and I see my future.

19. Classic and lovely MengMeng selection.

I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

2 1. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

22. Isn't there an exam today? Why do you all have a head?

23. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

24. You are the one who humiliated myself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.

25. The end of the world is over. Don't fucking tell me eternity is ancient.

Cute and cute. Say a short sentence.

1. For you, rain or shine will not change.

Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

The salary is as small as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

5. Memories are beautiful but hurtful; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

6. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.

Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

8. Look at the little star outside the window and promise that you will be happy forever.

9. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

10. I miss you every day. I fell asleep thinking about it.

1 1. At that moment, I really wanted to say sorry for the past and the past years.

12. Being with you all the time is the most beautiful paradise.

13. Your whole body is radiant. Come home with me. There is no street lamp on my way home.

14. Do you want me to apologize or confess?

15. You are the simplest miss in my pure white time.

16. It's better to be drunk and make him feel bad than not to drink.

17. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

18. Wandering in the world, no longer making eternal promises for anyone.

19. Let me live in your heart or your bed.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

2 1. It's just a short unrequited love in my dream.

22. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

23. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

25. Can you not blink when I lie on your eyelashes?

26. Count the long rivers that accompany you and interpret our eternity.

27. The person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

28. There is a person who you have watched all your life, but neglected all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

29. Staring at you quietly in the vast sea of people.

30. Throw your self-esteem into the corner, take out all the good things, but remain silent.