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A short, provocative and super sweet collection of simple love stories.
I like this snack very much! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.
3. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."
I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.
Everything you say casually is in my heart.
6. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."
7. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."
8. Speaking of it, my criteria for choosing a spouse is one word, you.
9. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."
10. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
1 1. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."
12. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.
13. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.
14. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?
15. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.
16. Ten lines of dialogue, one hundred lines of good night, one thousand lines of small talk, and one million lines of nonsense, just to hear what I did in the wedding hall one day.
17. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
18. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.
19. You know, I dare not move now, because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you.
20. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.
A short, provocative and super sweet earthy love story (2)1. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes so that I can leave you here and see you every day."
On the evening of 22.30, firecrackers rang again, but they didn't have as much as I thought you did.
23. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.
24. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"
25. "I think you are particularly like a game." What game? "My World"
26. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
27. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
28. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.
29. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.
30. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."
3 1. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."
32. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.
33. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.
34. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...
35. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
36. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."
37. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."
38. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
39. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
40. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
A short, provocative and super sweet earthy love story (Chapter 3) 4 1. Want to ask you out? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
42. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."
43. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.
44. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?
45. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.
46. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
47. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
49. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.
50. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
5 1. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.
53. My greatest weakness is yours.
54. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.
55. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."
56. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
58. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."
59. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing when I see your face."
60. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
It's hard to resist the super sweet and sultry earthy love story (60 sentences)
Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (I) 1 irresistible. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
2. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."
3. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'
4. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."
5. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
8. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"
9. I want to be like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
10. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."
1 1. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
12. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
13. "Have you ever been to If You Are the One?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"
14. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.
15. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.
16. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.
17. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.
18. Do you know my weakness? Your shortcomings.
19. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.
20. I only do two things today, breathing and thinking of you.
Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (2)1irresistible. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted) Then why can't you see that I like you?
22. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."
23. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."
24. Right away = like you
25. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
26. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"
27. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."
28. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.
29. I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
30. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.
3 1. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."
32. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
Stop eating sugar and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
34. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what's in the four seasons? Do you?
35. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
36. I'm not promising. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
What do you belong to? You belong to me.
39. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.
40. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.
Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (Chapter 3) 4 1 irresistible. Do you smell something? No, the air is sweet when you come out.
42. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
43. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.
I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.
45. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
46. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."
47. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
48. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are green. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
49. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
50. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.
5 1. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."
52. Since we can't be born together, let's suffer together.
53. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"
54. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
55. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
56. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."
57. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.
58. I seem to have ADHD, and my heart beats at the sight of you.
59. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
60. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.
Super sweet love story of picking up girls.
Super sweet love story (I) 1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." Okay, "All you have to do is give the grass."
2. "I love you. I love you. "
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
I will be better because of you, but not because of you.
I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
6. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'
7. Wandering around for the first half of your life and making soup for you for the second half.
8. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."
9. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
10. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."
1 1. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.
12. I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words.
13. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.
14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.
15. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
17. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing when I see your face."
18. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
19. I miss you so much that I changed three small ones today.
20. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."
Super sweet earthy love story (2)1. There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
22. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.
The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.
24. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.
25. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.
26. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you, you and you.
27. I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.
28. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
30. I will think of you when I wake up every morning.
3 1. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
32. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."
33. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."
34. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
35. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."
36. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
37. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
39. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"
40. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
A short and advanced earthy love story, very sweet and provocative.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (I) 1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."
2. "The tiger is not arrogant, you treat me like this" What? "You are my girlfriend."
3. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
4. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."
It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
7. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
8. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.
10. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "
1 1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
12. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
13. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
14. "Let's eat noodles" "What noodles"
15. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
16. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?
17. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
18. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"
19. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
20. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 2) 2 1. Everything you say casually is in my heart.
22. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
23. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
24. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?
25. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
26. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.
27. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
28. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
29. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
3 1. It was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.
32. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.
33. "hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
34. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
35. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.
36. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
37. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
38. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.
39. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 3) 4 1. "Cute is not a long-term solution, I am a long-term solution."
42. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
43. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
44. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.
46. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.
47. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
48. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
49. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."
50. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
5 1. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
52. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.
My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
54. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.
55. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
56. I think you are like a game My World.
57. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
58. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
59. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"
60. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.
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