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What are the lines in the skit about New Year greetings?

Some lines:

Gao Xiumin: Why are you so slow?

Zhao Benshan: How fast, can I still fly?

Gao Xiumin: Why don’t you know how to be anxious? Our fish pond is about to expire, and the township chief's brother-in-law is anxious. He wants to take over the contract. Is it okay if we don't talk to the township chief about such a big matter?

Zhao Benshan: Since it’s expired, it’s useless to talk!

Gao Xiumin: Let’s fight for it in the end!

Zhao Benshan: You are too stingy to fight for this Chinese New Year. It is embarrassing to lead two bastards.

Gao Xiumin: If you want to talk about relying on me, I won’t take either of them.

Zhao Benshan: What are you going to get?

Gao Xiumin: It’s not fashionable to give gifts now, it’s all about communicating with emotions.

Zhao Benshan: What ditch?

Gao Xiumin: Use words and say something nice.

Zhao Benshan: That’s it. Let me play fish pond and let me play with languages. It’s a good competition.

Gao Xiumin: What’s the comparison?

Zhao Benshan: You can’t find the North Pole even if you go to the South Pole, you can’t even split your legs after practicing the lower split due to cerebral thrombosis, you can’t see the beauty in a Chinese monkey wearing a cheongsam, you asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, Can't even reach my mouth.

Gao Xiumin: I said you, you, you are doing this useless thing. Old man, listen to me. Let’s stop talking about things when we enter the house. We should wear Gao for him vigorously. Hats off, say a few more words of New Year greetings. As long as the mayor is happy, the communication will be almost the same.

Zhao Benshan: People wearing high hats just give you fun?

Gao Xiumin: So what, let alone the head of a foreign town, he would be happy even if the president put a high hat on him, de Gaulle!

Zhao Benshan: Oh!

Gao Xiumin: Knock on the door

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I’m afraid of meeting the leader!

Gao Xiumin: Remember, stop talking when you enter the room, and act according to my eyes.

Zhao Benshan: Well, knock on it!

Fan Wei: Oh, I’m back! Who are you?

Gao Xiumin: I am your aunt.

Fan Wei: Old lady?

Gao Xiumin: Ah, we used to live in the same village, fellow villagers. Xiaomi raised you, and your beard is full of stories. Have you ever remembered?

Fan Wei: Are you? From which house?

Gao Xiumin: The Gao family in Dongtou is the first gatekeeper, with three large tile-roofed houses, and my father Gao Mantang.

Zhao Benshan: Nicknamed Tall Maozi!

Fan Wei: Oh, what is this?

Gao Xiumin: He is my old man.

Zhao Benshan: Gao Da Maozi is my uncle, no, I am his father’s father-in-law, no, his father is my father-in-law, we are the first couple.

Gao Xiumin: Township head, if you were to discuss it here, you would still have to call him uncle! Come and get to know each other.

Zhao Benshan: Old uncle, how about the Chinese New Year?

Gao Xiumin: On the contrary, he calls you uncle.

The creative background and creative ideas of "New Year's Greetings"

First of all, from the perspective of the overall environment, "anti-corruption" was an important theme in those years. This can also be seen in popular works, and the popularity of "Yongzheng Dynasty" illustrates the problem even more. Therefore, Zhao Benshan's line in "New Year's Greetings" that seemed ordinary at first glance, "Come down! What the hell, is it corrupt?" won a lot of applause, and "Corruption" became one of the buzzwords in those years.

Secondly, Zhao Benshan’s sketch creation ideas have been changing in those years. From the earliest warm-hearted lines such as "Blind Date", "Little Nine Old Music" and "I Want to Have a Family", he gradually moved towards A more advanced way of satirizing and criticizing current ills.

However, due to the experience of almost being killed in 1995's "Uncle Niu Ti Gan", Zhao Benshan is more cautious in the creation of his sketches. For example, in "Three Whips", the villain is actually just a driver.

In "New Year's Greetings", the creative idea of ??Zhao Benshan's sketch is even more clever, using an ironic method. It seems to be satirizing the turtle-raising king Zhao Laowei and his wife, but it is actually a contrast. I have to say that this creative method is very clever, achieving the purpose of the work and realizing the main theme.

The screenwriters of the sketch "New Year's Greetings" are He Qingkui and Zhang Qingdong. Both are comedy writers born and raised in Northeast China, so "New Year's Greetings" has a strong flavor of Northeastern comedy.

He Qingkui has collaborated with Zhao Benshan for two consecutive years. In the first year, he only participated in the creation, but this time he is the first author and the main creator of the sketch.

In addition, He Qingkui also advocated for Gao Xiumin to cooperate with Zhao Benshan, because Gao Xiumin was partially opposed to cooperation with Zhao Benshan at the time. ?Although she was a supporting role, Gao Xiumin still tried her best to gain more baggage for herself during the rehearsal process of "New Year's Greetings".

For example, there is a good line in the sketch: "With a thunderous thunder, Xiao Fan came to be the head of the township and led the farmers to make revolution..." This line was originally said by Zhao Benshan, But he didn't mention the baggage during the rehearsal.

When Gao Xiumin saw this, he immediately suggested that he should speak this line, and Zhao Benshan agreed. At the next rehearsal, Gao Xiumin said it was a good idea and the baggage came out.

However, the next day Gao Xiumin noticed that Zhao Benshan’s eyes were red. When he asked, he found out that he had not slept all night, and he still wanted to take back the baggage and redesign it.

In the end, just under the "you fight for me" between Gao Xiumin and Zhao Benshan, this line became the final effect. Gao Xiumin said the first three sentences in a clear tone, while Zhao Benshan used a vague word for the last sentence. "Hehehehehehehe" is a stroke of genius. Of course, there are still some details that the two have not worked out in their cooperation. For example, in the "De Gaulle" baggage at the beginning of the skit, Gao Xiumin himself said the underpinnings and the bottom of the baggage. In the end, the baggage didn't make much of a difference. If it were replaced by Gao Xiumin's foreshadowing , Zhao Benshan said that he believed the effect would be better.

Coincidentally, in addition to Gao Xiumin fighting for a role in the "Iron Triangle" of "New Year's Eve", Fan Wei also felt a little "restless". He felt that his role as Mayor Fan was really unsatisfactory, compared to his previous roles. The "Secretary Hu", "Teacher Fan" and "Driver" were all boring, so he was in a mood and didn't like to rehearse.

To be honest, it is normal for Fan Wei to have emotions. After all, the character design of "Head Fan" is indeed weak. However, due to the limitations of the plot structure, this "Head Fan" is a positive character, which is really difficult to portray. Outstanding. Do you think why the mayor Feng played by Li Zhengchun in "Liu Laogen" is so outstanding? It's because he is a villain.

In addition, the situations of Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin are somewhat similar. He was already well-known before cooperating with Zhao Benshan, and even won the national gold medal for cross talk. As an actor with dreams, he certainly did not want to Always play a supporting role, especially a supporting role that doesn't stand out.

After Zhao Benshan’s guidance, Fan Wei “happily” accepted the role of “Township Chief Fan” and completed the rehearsal and performance conscientiously.

It can be seen that the beginning of the "Iron Triangle" was not smooth sailing. In the final analysis, it is because the three people have personalities and strong abilities, so there will be friction and stumbling, but it is also because all three people have their own problems. Personality, the combination of powerful forces will make them even better.

The essence of "New Year's Greetings"

"New Year's Greetings" is praised by many as one of Zhao Benshan's most classic sketches. The most important thing is that this sketch is outstanding in terms of creativity, structure and performance. Top notch.

"Anti-corruption" is not a new idea, but the novelty of "New Year's Greetings" is that it uses an "irony" method. It seems that the people who "make a fool of themselves" in this sketch are Zhao Laowen and his wife. It seems like they are the villains.

In fact, the sketch reflects some phenomena that should be criticized from Zhao Laowen and his wife, plus a virtual "township chief's brother-in-law" who is responsible for "adding fuel to the fire". Just got up.

Furthermore, because the role played by Fan Wei is a positive character, this also avoids some censorship risks. This kind of creativity ensures that the theme remains unchanged while also protecting the sketch itself. It is really a very thoughtful work.

The plot structure of "New Year's Greetings" is a classic sketch structure. The relationship and status of the characters in the play have undergone two reversals. Within fifteen minutes, Zhao Laowen and his wife performed three different expressions and languages. , this is the real sketch structure, short, concise and connotative.