Humorous sentences about selfies: talking about the pride of selfies

1, I hope I can become an interesting rich man, but I really can't, just have money.

2. I used to eat by my face, almost starved to death and gave up.

We are best friends. When you fall, I will help you, but wait until I finish laughing.

If you don't like my temper, you'd better find a gas leak.

Every time I look in the mirror after taking a shower, I feel that I look great. Maybe that's your head in the water.

6. If you don't go out for a day, close the door and raise flowers.

7. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fatty, and fatty loves me.

8. I tried my best to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

I warn you, don't laugh with me when I am angry. I will laugh with you. It seems that I have lost face.

There are too many lovers, and I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having a partner.

Take a selfie and talk about your mood.

1 1, girls' accomplishment: there is only one selfie out of 3000.

Everything in the world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money I have is fake.

Whenever I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

14, I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

15. Look at yourself on weighing scale. That's my mother's cotton-padded jacket. This is a military coat.

My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I'm such a mess.

Since drinking water is fat, why don't I drink coke?

18, I asked the fan if I was ugly and shook it all night.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Take a bath and go to bed.

20. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera to deceive life.