What sentences describe the bathroom?

The most useful thing in the house is the toilet. -Goyedi

Read the "presidential motto" in the toilet-shit while eating shit. Taiwan Province writer and critic Li Ao.

The worst is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people dance together, but it seems that they can't find the toilet. —— Zhou Libo, founder of Zhou Libo Show in Shanghai Qingkou.

Seeing that the cesspool in the toilet was full, I immediately began to dig out shit. Although the whole morning's rest time was sacrificed, the toilet was still very clean. People joked that I was dung beetles. I think it is a great honor to be dung beetles. -Lei Feng's Diary of Lei Feng

There is an open secret that you must know: most feminist philosophers, whether her name is Lan Ju or Shufen, are transvestites, wearing turtle neck to cover their Adam's apple, wearing a pair of high heels the size of a seagoing ship under their skirts, wearing too much perfume and farting like thunder; There is a sign in the pay toilet on the street: philosophers are not allowed in. -China contemporary writer Wang Xiaobo

Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. -Contemporary writer Jia Pingwa

Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I said that it is freedom to conform to the law (or etiquette) and not to hinder (or disturb) the actions of others. For example, if you live alone in a fence, no one will interfere even if you don't wear pants. That's your freedom. How presumptuous. For example, if you go into the toilet and find a urinal, you try to drown with a note. This is your freedom. If you pee naked in the street, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, it is not only not free, but also illegal. -Luo Yonghao, founder of Niubo.com.

People are strange. When it comes to "three words", people think of "I love you" first, and don't want "asshole", "you donkey", "help", "go to the toilet" or even "break up" to be all three words.

It is urgent for human beings and needs human needs. It never looks at whether you are beautiful or ugly, and it never divides your position! As long as you have a need, it will help you!

Poetry is an elegant thing. Although there are many sentences describing vulgar things in poetry, what toilet culture represents cannot be described by poetry.