Humor about learning.

The bell rang and I saw a sleeping pill come in. The bell rang, and I saw Xuanmai gum go out.

I feel sick as soon as I read a book. Listening to you today is better than studying for ten years.

4, this is really burning: now you want 3000 yuan to hire a migrant worker? Don't be ridiculous, 3000 yuan can only recruit one college student! !

5. "The exam is coming, so many answers are copied to your lap. Can you copy them? "

"If it is swollen, you can copy it!"

6. "I didn't study hard since I was a child because I was afraid of the dark."

"What is the relationship between poor study and fear of the dark?"

"Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

7. In college, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep during the exam and died in the examination room. Remind everyone here: don't doze off in the road test.

8. Our school is a good school! Although we finish class late, we start class early! Although we have less rest, we have more classes! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although the holiday is late, the school starts early! Although we have less activities, we have more homework! Looking for a school, you should choose this! Go to school more and have fewer holidays!

12. Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and threw water at me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

13. The so-called holiday means that you are not respected at home, have no money when you go out, and have extra leisure every day.

14. I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but when I was practicing the ninth one, I became one.

15. "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me."

16. There is no love or hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason.

17. I don't know you very well, but you can take money to make friends with me.

18. I have an impulse to finish my summer homework at one go. Fortunately, I had strong self-control and held back.

19. I don't have that much good temper, just because I want to sleep with you.

20. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday. Source network.